Author Topic: Favorite pick-up line (Read 8140 times)

kittyhumaniod · « **on:** September 30, 2009, 03:22:26 pm »

we've all herd one in are life, now its time to share for future generations to use

Mine:*fall* I seem to be falling for you...

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2009, 07:35:46 pm »

If you were a booger I'd pick you first

DancingTofu · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2009, 05:10:26 am »

If you were a computer program, and you froze, I wouldn't mind: I'm happy to simply look at you all day. :>

Memoryless · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2009, 12:54:19 pm »

"So...you're a girl, huh?"

princessmoon · « **Reply #4 on:** October 02, 2009, 11:25:56 am »

I smile at this one~

Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell out of heaven?

reppy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 02, 2009, 08:41:04 pm »

Are those mirror pants? Because I can see myself in 'em.

kylite · « **Reply #6 on:** October 02, 2009, 09:03:03 pm »

if I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together

Man of the Public · « **Reply #7 on:** October 02, 2009, 09:09:31 pm »

Small talk.

I dont need corny lines.

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #8 on:** October 02, 2009, 09:28:50 pm »

Do you know what you and corn have in common?

Absolutely nothing!

RoscoeTEHclam · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:53:52 am »

i like your outfit

but i think it would look better on my floor

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:57:14 am »

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Edwardo?

Sakis01 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2009, 10:14:31 pm »

Your eyes are as blue as the water in my toilet.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2009, 02:38:44 pm »

You: It's a Giant polar bear!
Other: What?
You: It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

Sakis01 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2009, 04:31:12 pm »

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

I wish that I had a library card so I can check you out.

jaybug · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:07:48 pm »

Hello.

It worked in that Jerry McGuire movie.

StarryShay · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:09:42 pm »

Hello, I seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?

jaybug · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2009, 08:12:44 pm »

Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello, I love you
Won't you tell me your name?
Hello, I love you
Let me jump in your game

DeafWord · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:40:27 pm »

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U

Sakis01 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2009, 10:54:55 pm »

"Are your legs tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night."

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:24:16 pm »

"Do you know what your lips and a sharpie have in common?
You're both permanent markers."

"Asking you out is like a dentist pulling teeth:
If I do things wrong, I feel a sharp pain on my cheek.
If I do things right, I feel all better inside."

"Do you wanna know why I have glasses?
So I'll know beautiful when I see it."

Just made those up.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:27:01 pm »

"Those pants look good on you, but they would look better laying on my floor."

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in."

"Can I have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you."

"Your one tall glass of water and I'm real thirsty."

jaqua · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:27:30 pm »

My favorite pickup line of all time:

"That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too."

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #22 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:53:29 pm »

"I can't buy you a drink to earn your heart, but I can sell you my hand to escort you home."

Another original.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2009, 11:13:02 am »

Quote from: StarryShay on October 05, 2009, 08:09:42 pm

Hello, I seemed to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I am going to say that to some random person.
Why?
Why not?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #24 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:42:32 am »

I can't find my pants; would you be kind enough to share yours?

HardstyleZombie · « **Reply #25 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:50:51 am »

this works every time

"hay you look good want to do it ya you know"

Sakis01 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:08:33 am »

Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!

You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?

if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.

I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!

DancingTofu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:39:25 am »

お　でんわ　ばんご　わ　なんばん　です　か。

SirenMarina · « **Reply #28 on:** October 08, 2009, 04:56:29 am »

You. Me. Clothes Off.NOW

Do you have a deathnote cuz I think I just had a Heartattack

I'll give you all my Pokemon if you let me have a Pikachu (peek-at-u)

What. What.....In the butt

and lastly

Will you allow me the honor of bearing your children

Sakis01 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:17:58 pm »

Clap clap for SirenMarina :3

"Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

"Are you cold? Because I've been undressing you with my eyes."

"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten I see."

nikkiolie · « **Reply #30 on:** October 08, 2009, 03:41:45 pm »

I got one XD

"does this smell like Chloroform to you?"

SirenMarina · « **Reply #31 on:** October 08, 2009, 06:19:07 pm »

@Sakis *bows* Thank you
@ Nikki OMFG WIN

*in Neuro Voice* Itadakimas

(well it works on me)

..SUPRISE BUTTSEX

and lastly

Ah lassy I adore you treasure chest but I'd rather see you pirate booty

jaybug · « **Reply #32 on:** October 08, 2009, 06:30:13 pm »

Is that a salami in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #33 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:41:54 pm »

Here's one that I actually use:

わたし　わ　かわいい　ねこ　です　ね。にゃ～。
(watashi wa kawaii neko desu ne? Nya~.)
[I am a cute kitty, right? Meeeooooow.]

Sakis01 · « **Reply #34 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:45:21 pm »

^ Lol way too cute! xD

DancingTofu · « **Reply #35 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:46:41 pm »

[it's better in person, because I say it in a deep voice, and a twirl my mustache while I say nya~.]

Sakis01 · « **Reply #36 on:** October 09, 2009, 05:48:21 pm »

[OMG LOL]

jaybug · « **Reply #37 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:38:29 pm »

from a country hit way back when. If I said you you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me?

DancingTofu · « **Reply #38 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:40:42 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on October 12, 2009, 06:38:29 pm

from a country hit way back when. If I said you you had a lovely body, would you hold it against me?

BRILLIANT!

jaybug · « **Reply #39 on:** October 12, 2009, 06:42:53 pm »

Or Jimmy Buffet as written by Marvin Gardens

I really do appreciate the fact youre sittin here
Your voice sounds so wonderful
But yer face dont look too clear
So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o brew
Honey, why dont we get drunk and screw

Chorus:
Why dont we get drunk and screw
I just bought a water bed, its filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I dont think thats true
So, why dont we get drunk and screw

-- spoken: pick it coral reefers, here we go...

(swing instrumental)

Chorus:
Why dont we get drunk and screw
I just bought a waterbed its filled up for me and you
They say you are a snuff queen
Honey I dont think thats true
So why dont we get drunk and screw
Yeah, now baby I say, (lord!)
Why dont we get drunk and screw

soundninja12 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 12, 2009, 07:14:07 pm »

melchizedek · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:56:16 am »

Are those clothes made of cheese? Cause they look Gouda on you

Malaria · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:19:23 pm »

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

melchizedek · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:47:45 pm »

Quote from: Malaria on October 14, 2009, 01:19:23 pm

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

I don't get it...

Malaria · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:15:16 pm »

Quote from: melchizedek on October 14, 2009, 03:47:45 pm

Quote from: Malaria on October 14, 2009, 01:19:23 pm
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
I don't get it...

It's exactly what it says. It's not witty or clever or anything. XD

Sakis01 · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:30:59 pm »

I believe that these pick up lines will work if it's being said to someone who's REALLY drunk.

jaybug · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:45:47 pm »

Wow! Hey honey, can you turn down those headlights? I'm like a deer blinded by them.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #47 on:** October 18, 2009, 12:50:28 pm »

Quote from: Sakis01 on October 14, 2009, 06:30:59 pm

I believe that these pick up lines will work if it's being said to someone who's REALLY drunk.

THIS

RoscoeTEHclam · « **Reply #48 on:** October 18, 2009, 03:10:40 pm »

*walk up to candidate*
Sex?

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #49 on:** October 18, 2009, 04:30:00 pm »

Is there a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants.

(also this one i made up after seeing those two small pannels in death note volume 8 when Mello goes to get his picture back...)
Hey Mello, is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
xD

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Author Topic: Favorite pick-up line (Read 8140 times)