Ah! I've one of the most annoying cats, especially if it makes its way into my room. Its quite a pleasant cat if you are watching television and are in the mood to have your crotch warmed by a heap of furry flesh. However, if you are in a circumstance wherein you are trying to use a computer, it's desperation for attention and ability to, without your consent, force you to pet it (a sort of rape of the hand, or whatever part of your body it has deemed worthy of grinding its face against). Or, if one happens to be trying to sleep and for whatever reason did not entirely shut their door prior, its the kind of cat that will, despite the lifelessness of your body, crawl upon your chest and in a very unrestrained volume vocalize its immediate desire to have its face or buttocks rubbed. Now, in this circumstance the heaviest of sleepers are blessed while those of us on the other under of the spectrum are forced not only to awaken from a doubtless pleasant dream, but also to now dirty our hands AND bed while reluctantly adhering to the desires of our rest's assailant. Even were things to go this far and end it would be little more nuisance than waking to use the restroom. However, it does not end here! No, instead the giving of attention lasts for several minutes, sometimes even a half hour, wherein if you stop early you simply subject yourself to more vocal interruptions. This is only laid to rest when the feline itself is laid to rest...On your chest. Again an intolerable nuisance to some, such as myself, who prefer to sleep on our side. Still, if you are in the right mood it is certainly one of the hippest of cats. While it sleeps you can pick it up and move it anywhere you like and it seldom awakens from its slumber. (This is especially beneficial if it has fallen asleep as you are watching anime and need to change the episode, or grab a Ruby Red Squirt {a commonplace occurrence for all of us I'm sure} as you can move it with little concern for waking it, assuming it has been asleep for a reasonable duration).
