Patrick - I already made your card.
Mr Mustash - The Fork King
BBRRGG
Legendary Creature - Fork Gamer Staff
Vigilance, Persist
All other Forks get +1/+1
Spam posts cost R less to play
When Mr Mustash comes into play, gain control of target creature named NightLotus, or search your library for NightLotus and put it into play tapped, then shuffle your library.
6/6
Nikkis, same for both of you.
Nukka
WW[G/W]G
Creature - Gamer Cosplayer Bro
First Strike, Vigilance
All bros get +1/+1
WW: Search your library for a cosplay thread and put it into play tapped.
3/1
Note that you become a 4/2 from your own effect. Also, the card "TD Bro Chad" Makes you Legendary and gives you +2/+2, Flying, and Lifelink.
Nikkiolie
WWWWWW
Legendary Creature - Cosplayer
If a cosplay is attached to Nikkiolie, she is indestructible.
T: Search your library for a cosplay aura and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
T: Search your library for a cosplay thread and put it into play, then shuffle your library.
4/4
Tom - Made yours yesterday as well.
Tom the Fanboy
BBRRWW
Legendary Creature - Staff Cosplayer
Protection from creatures
B: All Staff get +1/+0 until end of turn
R: All Spammers get +1/-1 until end of turn
W: All Spammers get -1/-0 until end of turn
[B/R][B/R]XX: Skip the combat step this turn, and tap X target creatures. All creatures tapped in this manner permanently gain the Spammer subtype in addition to their other types.
5/5
That last ability would be you running a forum meetup panel.
Megan - There are a handful of cards that give you an extra turn. BTW you have a card too. Gimme pics.
CatchxMe — Spoon General
3BR
Legendary Creature - Spoon Spammer
All spoons you control get +2/+0
T: Scry 3
RRRR: If your opponent controls a card named Chihiro — Queen of the Spoons, destroy it.
4/4
The scry 3 is because you're such a lurker. :>
Dubabro - I'll make you a bro cosplayer 'cause you seem pretty brohemian IMO. That chill? Also, I used your second pic (Leafeon, right?) for the "Pokemon Cosplayer, Grass" cosplay Aura.