How do you eat Oreos?

[xcthulhux]

The CHOCOLATE(!!?!?) cream filled vegan sandwich cookie.

Nabisco's OREO is one of the leading brands of cookies in the world, and for good reason.

The one thing i love about these cookies is that almost everybody has there own way of eating them.

Personally, i dunk mine in the milk 2 at a time.

How do you eat these chocolate creamy wonders?

[fleur_fraise]

I eat them with my mouth.

[xcthulhux]

I eat them with my mouth.

takes skill.

[fhqwhgads41185]

I take between 6-10 Oreos, depending upon my hunger level, and break them in half (sometimes I skip this step, but it is vital to quickly sogifying them), I put them in a bowl, pour milk over them, and eat them like cereal.

[xcthulhux]

I take between 6-10 Oreos, depending upon my hunger level, and break them in half (sometimes I skip this step, but it is vital to quickly sogifying them), I put them in a bowl, pour milk over them, and eat them like cereal.

that is soooo pro.

i really never thought about doing that. i might actually do that now.
like right now.

[fleur_fraise]

I eat them with my mouth.

takes skill.

Not really.

[superjaz]

I eat the dark cookie part but rarely eat the white prt, just have never really cared for it even when i was little

so what i would do some times is i would try to peel off as many whole little circles of frosting as i could, then I would make a super oreo and give it to my little brother

[xcthulhux]

I eat the dark cookie part but rarely eat the white prt, just have never really cared for it even when i was little

so what i would do some times is i would try to peel off as many whole little circles of frosting as i could, then I would make a super oreo and give it to my little brother

that is awesome.
i always found it strange when people liked to eat the cream off first, as i always enjoyed the chocolate part better.
i do like the cream, but only when it is with the chocolate part. i don't like it by itself.

[TomtheFanboy]

I dip the cookie in the milk halfway, leave it for a few seconds to get it soggy, then take it out and bite the soggy part off. Then I do the same with the other half.

[xcthulhux]

I dip the cookie in the milk halfway, leave it for a few seconds to get it soggy, then take it out and bite the soggy part off. Then I do the same with the other half.

does it ever stop?

how many times do you dip it?

[Man of the Public]

Entire sleeves at an time

[xcthulhux]

Entire sleeves at an time

i believe you are referencing fig newtons, as oreo's don't generally come in sleeves.

[NightLotus]

I eat them with my mouth.

GOD DAMMIT!!
I GET THE MOST AWESOME ANSWER BEFORE I EVEN CLICK ON THE THREAD AND ITS TAKEN >: [

(I <3 you so hard )

[xcthulhux]

(I <3 you so hard )

i'm seeing some adult related content in my thread about oreos.
interesting

[NightLotus]

OREOS ARE THE BIG O... IN YOUR MOUTH


(that totally is ok because it has pg connotations, right??? RIGHT??? )
i'm going to go with yes

[xcthulhux]

BIG O

AWESOME SERIES

[NightLotus]

I've only every seen like one episode :/

[princessmoon]

hmm...since i do eat oreo's like those who previously posted, I'd like to add that sometimes I like to crumble 5-6 (medium crumbles) and eat it with ice cream. yummy~

[xcthulhux]

hmm...since i do eat oreo's like those who previously posted, I'd like to add that sometimes I like to crumble 5-6 (medium crumbles) and eat it with ice cream. yummy~

this is good.
i have done this before, and it is amazing.

[CloudStrife32]

Entire sleeves at an time

i believe you are referencing fig newtons, as oreo's don't generally come in sleeves.

A lot of the Oreo's I've eaten, have come in sleeves.

Anywho, I pretty much eat mine, the same way Tom does, if I'm being lazy.
If I'm not being lazy, I usually get rid of the cream...

[DemonSpawn]

I lick the frosting and stick the cookie part back together and put it back in the package. :3 Shh, don't tell on me! >.>

[RoscoeTEHclam]

i eat them as fast as i can before my mom and sister eat them all

[xcthulhux]

i eat them as fast as i can before my mom and sister eat them all

my friend dallas (years ago) used to put all of his oreos in his milk, so his mom wouldn't see him sneaking them up to his room.

she later figured out why he always drank his milk with a spoon.

[jaybug]

Pull them apart, eat one cookie, eat the filling, eat the second part.

Funny, but I tried to eat them a different way, but was watching a movie on TV and found myself eating them the old way anyway.

[Dubaby]

Whoa.... this is kinda weird since I'm eating Oreo's as I type XD

I like to get a glass of milk, place my Oreo's one at a time on a spoon, and then let them sit in the milk for awhile until they get all mushy and then pull the spoon out and eat the cookie =]

Then just take a few sips of milk to wash it down.... tasty!

[xcthulhux]

Whoa.... this is kinda weird since I'm eating Oreo's as I type XD

I like to get a glass of milk, place my Oreo's one at a time on a spoon, and then let them sit in the milk for awhile until they get all mushy and then pull the spoon out and eat the cookie =]

Then just take a few sips of milk to wash it down.... tasty!

genious. i never thought of using a spoon before.
i just dip my fingers in the milk xD

[Dubaby]

Whoa.... this is kinda weird since I'm eating Oreo's as I type XD

I like to get a glass of milk, place my Oreo's one at a time on a spoon, and then let them sit in the milk for awhile until they get all mushy and then pull the spoon out and eat the cookie =]

Then just take a few sips of milk to wash it down.... tasty!

genious. i never thought of using a spoon before.
i just dip my fingers in the milk xD

I used to eat them that way, but sometimes it was hard to reach the milk in a tall glass, or my cookie would fall apart before I pulled it out.... So the spoon eliminates these issues =]

[Darknight2433]

[princessmoon]

^ LOL. 

[xcthulhux]

LOL

There are so many more ways to do it though!

[NightLotus]

<3 <3 <3 <3

[TomtheFanboy]

For a while I would dunk the oreo, then suck all of the milk out before actually taking a bite. The soggy texture was unique and fun until the novelty wore off and I went back to normal dunking. If you're a dunker then I suggest trying it at least once.

[xcthulhux]

For a while I would dunk the oreo, then suck all of the milk out before actually taking a bite. The soggy texture was unique and fun until the novelty wore off and I went back to normal dunking. If you're a dunker then I suggest trying it at least once.

too much adult content involved for my taste

[leonmasteries]

I would first open the oreo and scrap the frosting off with my teeth (I now only eat oreos with good flavors like mint or peanut butter) then I close it back up and dunk it in milk, then I eat the oreo.

[MiriaRose]

I just eat them.

Though if there's milk on hand, I dunk.

[kittyhumaniod]

I put them in a blender with vanilla bean ice cream and drink it

[Saki-the-cat]

Twist. Lick. Dip. Eat.

[leonmasteries]

I put them in a blender with vanilla bean ice cream and drink it

I will need to try that soon, but I also need to get ice cream... another thing I like to do is add a bunch of peanut butter to the ice cream and make a peanut butter shake... It tastes about the same as restaurant quality peanut butter shakes.

[xcthulhux]

Twist. Lick. Dip. Eat.

im loving all of the adult content in this thread

[leonmasteries]

Twist. Lick. Dip. Eat.

im loving all of the adult content in this thread

it could get so much dirtier tho, yo have to remember this. This stuff is about pg, maybe pg-13.

[fhqwhgads41185]

(For the sake of making eating oreos sound more adult than it ought) I start by licking the inside. When I feel confident I have done all I can there I proceed to moisten it (with milk, naturally). At this point my fingers seldom escape a slight mess. Now, eating the outside can be a daunting task, but well worth the effort. You see, you have to be quite careful not to get anything stuck in your teeth to avoid future embarrassment. After I am satisfied that the cookie is satisfied (I mean, its lived its purpose if its in my belly) I personally get rid of the milk. Many people may choose to swallow the milk, and I'm not lactose intolerant or anything, I'm just not really a fan of milk. Then I brush my teeth. A precautionary measure against awful breath. Sometimes before brushing I induce vomiting and re-consume the cookie. Some people will eat more than one cookie before the other one is completely out of their life! Not me, I enjoy the same cookie over and over.

[RoscoeTEHclam]

(For the sake of making eating oreos sound more adult than it ought) I start by licking the inside. When I feel confident I have done all I can there I proceed to moisten it (with milk, naturally). At this point my fingers seldom escape a slight mess. Now, eating the outside can be a daunting task, but well worth the effort. You see, you have to be quite careful not to get anything stuck in your teeth to avoid future embarrassment. After I am satisfied that the cookie is satisfied (I mean, its lived its purpose if its in my belly) I personally get rid of the milk. Many people may choose to swallow the milk, and I'm not lactose intolerant or anything, I'm just not really a fan of milk. Then I brush my teeth. A precautionary measure against awful breath. Sometimes before brushing I induce vomiting and re-consume the cookie. Some people will eat more than one cookie before the other one is completely out of their life! Not me, I enjoy the same cookie over and over.

oh god, i lol'd so hard i pee'd my pants

[flyinvee11]

Wow, I can't really follow fhqwhgads with anything interesting...i just nom until the package is gone...

[Griff_the_dragoon]

Crush them into powder then mix them into the milk and drink lol jk
i just eat the coolie NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

[fhqwhgads41185]

^ If doing it that way I would crush them into a powder, then snort them off my roommates hairy belly while he sleeps. Then, when he eats the lint out of his belly button and asks why it tastes like Oreo I will have a funny story to tell him =D

[Seluecos]

I do it like Tomthefanboy does XD
Over and over again till the package is done lol

[leonmasteries]

so far, I think fhqwhgads41185 has explained it best...

[Griff_the_dragoon]

^ If doing it that way I would crush them into a powder, then snort them off my roommates hairy belly while he sleeps. Then, when he eats the lint out of his belly button and asks why it tastes like Oreo I will have a funny story to tell him =D

I LAWLD forever

[Cyprus]

I take the whole sandwich cookie, submerge it in milk until its soggy, then eat it. I do that with a smalle glass od milk & several cookies...then drink the milk after since it tastes kinda like cookies

OR...if I am feeling less lazy, I will make up some pancake batter & dip the cookies in that, then drop them in the deep fryer with clean oil until they are golden brown. Deep fried oreos...so good but SO bad for you lol. Can use any type of pancake/waffle batter you want...same with oil.

[xcthulhux]

I take the whole sandwich cookie, submerge it in milk until its soggy, then eat it. I do that with a smalle glass od milk & several cookies...then drink the milk after since it tastes kinda like cookies

OR...if I am feeling less lazy, I will make up some pancake batter & dip the cookies in that, then drop them in the deep fryer with clean oil until they are golden brown. Deep fried oreos...so good but SO bad for you lol. Can use any type of pancake/waffle batter you want...same with oil.

you need to make me a batch of those. i have been wanting to try them for years, but haven't had access to oreo's, pancake batter, and a deep fryer all at the same time.