You were about to walk up a stair case barefoot when I dog ran by you, pushing your foot into said stairs and stubbing every toe as a result. Later that day you hobbled out to check the mail when a squirrel fell out of a tree. (mind you, had your toes not been stubbed you would have been walking faster and thus, timewise, you would have not been under the squirrel at that exact moment). Well, the squirrel bit your ear, so you had to go to the doctor's. Fortunately, you didn't have rabbis. Unfortunately, while waiting for the doctor and listening to your ipod you hear "Dancing Queen" and start dancing around, and dancing on a stubbed foot is anything but wise. You trip into the container of needles, and one of them stabs your eye. Now you can't see, and as such can't drive, and so must bus home. (nevermind you probably have some disease from the needle now). All of the seats are taken, except for one that has a sign and tape blocking it because someone peed on it. So, you are left to stand on your stubbed foot that you just remembered you forgot to have the doctor look at while you were there! When you get to the bus station you accidentally leave your purse or wallet on the bus and can't get on another one. That bus wont be back for two hours, and you can walk home quicker than that. So, you start your walk finding every step to be more painful that the last. You go to cross the road when a driver, not watching where they're going, smashes right into...the person walking in front of you. Pieces of brain splatter your outfit, and blood soaks through your shoes. Its not comfortable walking around with soaking shoes, so you take those off. Crossing a manhole your one good foot slips in and you break your ankle! Suck city! The ambulance nearby gives you a ride along with the headless corpse. They needed to take your statement anyway. You pass out from all the pain.They take you to the hospital and mix up the charts and treat you like your headless friend. So, the headless friend gets a cast on her foot and you get buried alive. By the time they realize their mistake (which takes longer than it should because the doctor and nurse in charge of the headless girl, or who they believe to be you, are fooling around with each other.) it is too late. You're dead.