Author Topic: You died of ______ (Read 26063 times)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #50 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:10:52 am »

You died from sakè, but also for my entertainment.

Cyprus · « **Reply #51 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:59:09 am »

You died because you forgot to eat, sleep, or drink water for too long because you were trying to reach over 9000 posts on the Kumoricon forums.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #52 on:** November 04, 2009, 09:50:11 am »

You died because you were delinquent on your loan for three months.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #53 on:** November 04, 2009, 10:07:41 am »

you died because of my adorable collection of scribblenauts fan art avatars.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #54 on:** November 04, 2009, 01:42:15 pm »

You dyed shirts.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #55 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:43:31 pm »

you were killed by "the more mature members of this site

NARUNIK · « **Reply #56 on:** November 04, 2009, 04:49:30 pm »

You were killed of Krusty's burgers.
You were also killed of viruses from MEGAMAN.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #57 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:06:40 pm »

You died of pneumonia.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #58 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:11:15 pm »

You just died.

jaybug · « **Reply #59 on:** November 04, 2009, 05:52:59 pm »

You died unlike how you had hoped. You left a terribly disfigured corpse. And you were old too. Adn you weren't driving a way cool supercar, it was a scooter. And yo got run over by the bus downtown in the bus mall.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #60 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:03:57 pm »

I thought Tanis liked his scooter. xD

You went to a fast food place, and unbeknownst to you, the fry cook decided that he was fed up with society and decided to change the status quo by putting cyanide in your burger. However, it was old cyanide, so when you were driving home all it made you do was throw up. This made you stop your car abruptly, and so a semitruck crashed into the car. This still did not kill you, because do a freak incident you weren't wearing your seatbelt and crashed through the windshield. So you were very cut up and lying in the middle of the road, but still alive. The frycook from earlier happened to be going home on his bike at that very second, and ran you over with his bike. That still didn't kill you, though! Nobody called an ambulence because they didn't really care and just continued onto wherever they were going, running you over several times.

All of that, and you were still alive, though. What really did it is when the French nuked the exact spot you were lying down on because they were mad about the line in the movie We Were Soldiers, "What French army?"

NARUNIK · « **Reply #61 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:18:11 pm »

o_o I always thuoght Tanis was a girl. No wonder.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #62 on:** November 04, 2009, 06:26:24 pm »

He's a guy~

You died from your stomach exploding because you ate too much kielbasa.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #63 on:** November 04, 2009, 07:04:43 pm »

You died on seeing my package through my pants, which you didn't expect.

mini-man · « **Reply #64 on:** November 05, 2009, 12:09:00 am »

You died from from an explosion cuased by time paradox created by you in the future travling backin time for some unexplanable reason and unknowingly bumped into each other on your way to get something to eat.

SirenMarina · « **Reply #65 on:** November 05, 2009, 04:19:45 am »

You died by needle injection after suffering a major holiday overload while vacationing in Texas. After seeing christmas decorations out WAY too early, you took the nearest set of christmas lights you could find you strangled Santa and his happy elves. You were then charged with five cases of homicide and sentenced to death by lethal injection.No one mourned the Santa Clause Murderer.

(had to bring up texas cuz they still have the death penalty...besides who hasn't gone holiday crazy?)

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #66 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:42:32 am »

You died by suffocation when you tried to wear 5 scarves at once.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #67 on:** November 05, 2009, 10:02:34 am »

you died because candlejack came in an

NightLotus · « **Reply #68 on:** November 05, 2009, 11:55:00 am »

you died from eating to much pudding.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #69 on:** November 05, 2009, 12:41:00 pm »

you died from screaming random obscenities too loudly.

fhqwhgads41185 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:24:08 pm »

You fell down a flight of glares.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #71 on:** November 05, 2009, 06:26:33 pm »

You died of someones hand writing and a book.

DEATH NOTE

SirenMarina · « **Reply #72 on:** November 05, 2009, 07:17:33 pm »

You died from brain implosion after trying to figure how the hell Narunik did that.

mini-man · « **Reply #73 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:17:18 pm »

Quote from: SirenMarina on November 05, 2009, 04:19:45 am

You died by needle injection after suffering a major holiday overload while vacationing in Texas. After seeing christmas decorations out WAY too early, you took the nearest set of christmas lights you could find you strangled Santa and his happy elves. You were then charged with five cases of homicide and sentenced to death by lethal injection.No one mourned the Santa Clause Murderer.

(had to bring up texas cuz they still have the death penalty...besides who hasn't gone holiday crazy?)

I finally got that fat red bastard! HAHA!

You died when you fell of a balcony into a truck full of fullfy kittens and were to overcome by an overload of cute.

leonmasteries · « **Reply #74 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:21:38 pm »

You died after you went bunji jumping at the grand canion and the rope broke, but you didn't die on impact. After landing at the base of the Grand Canion, you were taken to the hospital where they accidentally injected you with bleach instead of the right narcotics... And this is why you don't trust doctors.

mini-man · « **Reply #75 on:** November 05, 2009, 08:31:15 pm »

You died cuase you were near the set of final destintion when the rock fly'd out of the lawn mower bounced off a camra and smacked you in the temple distracing you for a split second while you were crossing the street. Then the crosswalk light truned red and you were hit by the semi that plays as optimus Prime cuase the Movie Rise of the fallen was being filmed right across the street.

Winfred · « **Reply #76 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:25:11 pm »

You died of punchingdudesatosis.

SirenMarina · « **Reply #77 on:** November 05, 2009, 09:59:05 pm »

You died because you failed in silent hill.......alot

NARUNIK · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2009, 10:10:34 pm »

You died of DDR corruption and flashy clothing.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:38:16 am »

You died from the suffocation of screaming fangirls gone beserk.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #80 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:39:22 am »

you died from sucking it.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #81 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:40:14 am »

You died from a recoiled poke ball.

xcthulhux · « **Reply #82 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:44:20 am »

you died from a ricochet'd lolipop

Sakis01 · « **Reply #83 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:48:11 am »

Died from my lollipop lodging into your face! xD

xcthulhux · « **Reply #84 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:49:40 am »

Died from my face lodging into your lolipop

Cyprus · « **Reply #85 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:18:47 am »

You died after you hollared cruel things at your avatar & it jumped out of your moniter, then pummeled you to death.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #86 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:09:10 am »

You died after the Repo man came and gottcha spleannnnn.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #87 on:** November 06, 2009, 01:14:07 pm »

You died of Kairi choking you! 0_0

jaybug · « **Reply #88 on:** November 06, 2009, 05:45:26 pm »

You died of a fart attack!

SirenMarina · « **Reply #89 on:** November 06, 2009, 07:12:14 pm »

[Edited for content by Mod] A cat scratching your thraot out for pulling his tail

[Edited by Rathany]

NARUNIK · « **Reply #90 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:46:36 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on November 06, 2009, 08:44:47 pm

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That is just crazy..

You died of watching South Park...

jaybug · « **Reply #91 on:** November 06, 2009, 08:54:41 pm »

I could see that if it was this. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/

You died of a pulmonary edema while sitting on the john one fine morning after Christmas, your son discovers you a while later as he is rushing to make it to work on time.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #92 on:** November 06, 2009, 09:39:17 pm »

Wow..

You die of constapation!

THAT IS SERIOUS...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #93 on:** November 07, 2009, 09:17:03 pm »

You died of all perverted deaths stated above and on previous pages

nyahaha · « **Reply #94 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:09:53 pm »

you died of too many times of hearing me and rachel quote and sing along to movies that you have never seen before. you were scared to death. (gosh I sure hope komui doesn't kill me...)

pyronine · « **Reply #95 on:** November 07, 2009, 10:38:29 pm »

You died due to lack of Raishi

NARUNIK · « **Reply #96 on:** November 07, 2009, 11:25:35 pm »

You died from my mom...

leonmasteries · « **Reply #97 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:10:43 am »

you died after finding out you couldn't go to kumoricon.

pyronine · « **Reply #98 on:** November 08, 2009, 05:10:40 am »

You died Monday Sept 6th 2010 @ 5pm from lack of sleep at Kumoricon

Quote from: leonmasteries on November 08, 2009, 02:10:43 am

you died after finding out you couldn't go to kumoricon.

I think most would die from that

Cyprus · « **Reply #99 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:37:27 am »

You died from an out of control fire in your home while you were sleeping.

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Author Topic: You died of ______ (Read 26063 times)