Author Topic: You died of ______ (Read 26053 times)

KHking · « **Reply #150 on:** December 10, 2009, 05:54:52 pm »

Your little sisters is playing Hannah Montanna in her room. You bleed to death from your ears.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #151 on:** December 11, 2009, 03:10:29 pm »

You died because you are actually a character in a Cloverfield/Gozer from Ghostbusters slashfic.

choji fat · « **Reply #152 on:** January 01, 2010, 07:22:10 pm »

you died from something fat and fluby

NARUNIK · « **Reply #153 on:** January 01, 2010, 08:53:26 pm »

^ You died because you are a replacement for Kenny.

^^^ I DID DIE OF THAT...

choji fat · « **Reply #154 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:10:06 pm »

u died of bad jokes (beat that)

NARUNIK · « **Reply #155 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:44:10 pm »

You died from to much Barbeque pork. Actually.

THAT ALMOST HAPPENS TO CHOJI..

choji fat · « **Reply #156 on:** January 01, 2010, 10:45:55 pm »

Hey its good OK

(wat a jerk)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #157 on:** January 07, 2010, 05:45:04 pm »

You died of massive internal bleeding, caused by swallowing a chipmunk whole and it trying to burrow its way through your body. (The chipmunk also dies, from exhaustion, while resting in your left kidney).

Animeman73 · « **Reply #158 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:18:45 pm »

You died from exposure...to the world's deadliest joke.

jaybug · « **Reply #159 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:27:26 pm »

You died because someone shoved you, because you backed up on their new Nike shoes, right into the path of the stopping school bus, waiting to take you to school.

Which was a good death, because everyone else got the week off, grieving they called it. They laughed all the way to the bank as it were.

Sakis01 · « **Reply #160 on:** January 10, 2010, 04:01:00 am »

You died from sitting in a chair watching 24 hours of Telletubbies and Barney.

FynХоук · « **Reply #161 on:** January 10, 2010, 05:02:18 pm »

you died trying to compete with the Chinese in the gold farming buisness

KHking · « **Reply #162 on:** January 10, 2010, 05:36:02 pm »

While sleeping, a forum goer finds that a new member has joined the forums, she goes over to do the opening ritual. Unfortunately, it goes horribly wrong and you die of loss of blood.

mini-man · « **Reply #163 on:** February 26, 2010, 02:09:34 pm »

You just died
Yup thats about it lawlz

shoe · « **Reply #164 on:** February 26, 2010, 03:37:55 pm »

you died from being biologically gay

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #165 on:** February 27, 2010, 09:14:19 pm »

You died from eating an 8 year old taco.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #166 on:** February 28, 2010, 03:53:13 pm »

Totally didn't see the word taco...

You died because you at an 8 year old.

StarryShay · « **Reply #167 on:** February 28, 2010, 07:53:19 pm »

You died because you fail.

KHking · « **Reply #168 on:** March 03, 2010, 09:10:51 pm »

You die after slipping onto a bunch of spikes and then crashing in a car on your way to the hospital.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #169 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:36:15 pm »

HAXX! Spikes kill instantly....unless.....

You died while falling onto Spike Spiegel, who then fell out of a church and blew up.

tas110 · « **Reply #170 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:54:47 pm »

all of your pocky burned in a great fire so you killed yourself by jumping into the fire to save them and burned for days

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #171 on:** March 04, 2010, 04:04:34 pm »

You died from eating a rusty twinkie drenched in juice from a can of baby carrots planted in Aids-carrying locust infested farm soil next to a toxic waste dump.

To the faint of heart, read the words without thinking about them and laugh evilly when you're done.

tas110 · « **Reply #172 on:** March 04, 2010, 08:23:34 pm »

you think I ate that twinkie but I ate a replica of it and you ate the real one

jaybug · « **Reply #173 on:** March 04, 2010, 09:14:36 pm »

you died because the airlock on the space station failed while you were boarding to start the vacation of your life.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #174 on:** March 05, 2010, 03:41:00 pm »

Youd died when you woke up as a mushroom and got stepped on by a plumber.

mini-man · « **Reply #175 on:** March 06, 2010, 02:52:59 pm »

You died when you were walkin on the sidewalk caryin a box o' pocky and triped and was impaled by a pocky stick.
ouch!

shoe · « **Reply #176 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:29:27 pm »

Quote from: mini-man on March 06, 2010, 02:52:59 pm

You died when you were walkin on the sidewalk caryin a box o' pocky and triped and was impaled by a pocky stick.
ouch!

you always get some wacky stuff when you important

newest japanese craze: impossible to eat really sharp tough pocky enjoy!n_n desu

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #177 on:** March 17, 2010, 12:25:59 pm »

You died from dogs chewing you up...shoe, and tossed in a lake to be pulled up by a fisherman and now you serve as a flowerpot for roses.

(that doesn't sound so bad, except for the dogs)

KHking · « **Reply #178 on:** March 17, 2010, 05:14:18 pm »

You died of falling off a television?

NARUNIK · « **Reply #179 on:** March 17, 2010, 10:18:00 pm »

^ You died of a prostate issue..like a while ago...LIKE LAST WEEK MONDAY or something..

shoe · « **Reply #180 on:** March 18, 2010, 05:02:17 am »

i'm too young to die i have a wife and kids to feed

you die from super anime virus bc my mom knows japan is evil

KHking · « **Reply #181 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:17:24 pm »

You die peacefully when you fall off a very large cliff.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #182 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:21:21 pm »

you die of farting to hard.

shoe · « **Reply #183 on:** April 05, 2010, 09:56:50 pm »

how embarrassing

you die from cellphone radiation

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #184 on:** April 06, 2010, 04:25:22 pm »

You died in a penguin explosion.

TideWalker · « **Reply #185 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:11:06 pm »

You died in a zombie apocalypse, becuz you were unprepared.^

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #186 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:27:24 pm »

^ you died from walking down a aisle at the dollor store, tripping and impaling your eye on the hooks sticking out from the selves

TideWalker · « **Reply #187 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:30:03 pm »

^ you died from a peanutbutter jar rigged with explosives.

kit2kit · « **Reply #188 on:** April 06, 2010, 08:59:14 pm »

You died because the cake option was no longer available.

TideWalker · « **Reply #189 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:02:26 pm »

You died because oprah got cancelled?

Styx · « **Reply #190 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:48:15 pm »

You died from extreme facepalm.

TideWalker · « **Reply #191 on:** April 07, 2010, 01:51:06 pm »

You died from the kitteh next door that was TOO cute for words.

PaperShredderchan · « **Reply #192 on:** April 24, 2010, 07:39:25 pm »

you died of spontaneous combustion

KHking · « **Reply #193 on:** May 10, 2010, 06:40:28 pm »

You died from choking on a magazine.

Animeman73 · « **Reply #194 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:56:44 pm »

You died from an explosion courtesy of the Holy Handgrenade.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #195 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:15:59 pm »

You died from an explosion that ripped apart the hull on the NCC-1701-D and you just happened to be wearing a Red Shirt.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #196 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:24:52 pm »

I died of IPLAYEDTOMUCHKINGDOMHEARTSidis.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #197 on:** July 15, 2010, 08:23:55 pm »

You died of Bieber fever. Ouch.

@KonanX3: Didja have to be so harsh? Red shirt is like worst case scenario right thar! lol

pyronine · « **Reply #198 on:** July 16, 2010, 02:46:42 am »

You died of, having your chi sucked out of you from a teddy bear.

. On a side note, I died when stacks of blank badges and registration forms fell over, suffocated me.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #199 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:10:18 am »

^Died of lolipop disease due to getting attacked by a biting potato.

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Author Topic: You died of ______ (Read 26053 times)