The most horrible anime jokes ever

[@random]

Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?



Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!

[tofutakeout]

That was terrible but really hilarious. XD

[TomtheFanboy]

OK Ranma fans, so if Nabiki Tendo got married to Ryoga Hibiki her name would be Nabiki Hibiki.
Or Hibiki Nabiki if you want to be traditional.

If she wore a new pair of leather shoes she'd be a Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

Then if she drank too much coffee while wearing leather shoes after she got married she'd be a Tweaky Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

....there's more if you'd like.

[@random]

OK Ranma fans, so if Nabiki Tendo got married to Ryoga Hibiki her name would be Nabiki Hibiki.
Or Hibiki Nabiki if you want to be traditional.

If she wore a new pair of leather shoes she'd be a Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

Then if she drank too much coffee while wearing leather shoes after she got married she'd be a Tweaky Squeaky Nabiki Hibiki.

....there's more if you'd like.

And if she got dunked in the Spring of Drowned Man (because they were holding the wedding at Jusenkyo, of course), she'd become Akane's...

aniki Hibiki Nabiki!

[AnimeMatrix]

Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?



Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!

Aha...ha...ha. Utena is my favorite anime and that joke broke my brain (but in a good way)   .

[xcthulhux]

anime jokes are cool, but there are waay too many anime to do it in a group.

mainly, i focus more on pokemon jokes.
one liners ftw.

Check this thread out

[Kimiski]

Here's mine, for Revolutionary Girl Utena fans:

Okay, so everyone knows about Akio's car and what it's supposed to represent when he takes someone for a ride... but did you know that Nanami has her own ride?



Yes, you guessed it... it's her Nī-san!

Lol, that was so horrible in an awesome kind of way.