KONOHA OREGON SHINOBI AND OREGON ALCHEMISTS AND SHINRA SOLDIER!

[NARUNIK]

ALL PEOPLE THAT LIKE NARUTO-ATTENTION! AND OTHER PIMP STUFF!

This is your Amekage speaking! (Rain in oregon + kage)

We need Ninjas to start our village in Kumoricon and the forums!
 PM me to become a ninja or just say so right here!

Once you become a ninja you will get epic missions from me, and as this grows the 3 legendary sannin (My students or the first 3 people that sign up!)
will have students and then they will have students! You wil get EXP, LVL's , Ninja rankings...And others!
If you do not want to be a ninja and play this game, but be apart of Konoha-You will be known as a villager.

Once you are a LVL 5 Jonin you will be able to participate in a YO MOMMA battle against me! The winner becomes the Amekage!

I also declare Peace with the spoon kingdom! BELIEVE IT!

My missions are a surprise and I will give you breifing for each one of them. They can be fun, or serious...Depending what rank you are...But over all fun..

Anyways, JOIN! OR YOU SUCK WORSE THEN SAKURA! (Non Shippuden version)
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KONOHA
  OREGON
     SHINOBI
         LIST
THE THREE LEGENDARY SANNIN

 Ri-chan- GENIN-LVL3-EXP BAR: _________20%    
80 more Pts to LVL 4.  Missions done: 2

Blackstar/Timu Aisu-GENIN-LVL2-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 more points to LVL 3 missions done: 1

Sakis01-GENIN-LVL1-EXP BAR: __________0% 100 Pts to LVL 2, missions done 0

Ninjas-------------------------------------------------------------
NightLotus-GENIN-LVL1-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 Pts to LVL 2, missions done: 0

fhqwhgads41185-GENIN-LVL4-EXP BAR:__________0% 50 Pts to LVL 5, missions done: 3

CatchxMe-GENIN-LVL1-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 Pts to LVL 2, missions done: 0

lover-of-the-pepsi-GENIN-LVL 2-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 Pts to LVL 3, missions done: 1

TurboSaiyanJason-Genin-:LVL 1-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 Pts to LVL 2, missions done: 0

SHINRA SOLDIER---------------------------------------------------------------------------------

bucket_stalker-3rd class-LVL3-EXP BAR:__________0% 100 Pts to LVL 4, missions done: 1

[NARUNIK]

I was serious..

[Blackstar]

YES SIR! I am Timu Aisu (ice). I am an ninja that uses the power of ice.

[TanisNikana]

Right, four minutes is adequate time for people to post before you complain about people not posting.

[Sakis01]

I would have posted in a four minute time span. -nods-

[NARUNIK]

Right, four minutes is adequate time for people to post before you complain about people not posting.

I meant to double post because i promised I would give Richan his file report!

So...Sakis and Blackstar/Timu Aisu are in. OK!

(Adds you to game)

[Blackstar]

Right, four minutes is adequate time for people to post before you complain about people not posting.

*Gets in ninja pose* Are you insulating the Orekage?!

[Sakis01]

Right, four minutes is adequate time for people to post before you complain about people not posting.

I meant to double post because i promised I would give Richan his file report!

So...Sakis and Blackstar/Timu Aisu are in. OK!

(Adds you to game)

Yay~ <(^^<)(>^^)>

[NARUNIK]

Alright!
Here is the 3 legendary sannin!!!!

[NightLotus]

oh god... is nowhere safe? ;;>_>

[NARUNIK]

Link would be nice to have!

COME ON!! TRIFORCE!!

[Blackstar]

oh god... is nowhere safe? ;;>_>

Intruder!!! *Make sharp ice sickle*

[NARUNIK]

Hold your jutsu!

I THINK....No wait..

Nah, Its just a green bunny with a sword, shield..and a triforce tatoo he got from safeway.

Note* Missions will be given tommorow!

[Sakis01]

Ouch a stab to the esteem >.<

[NightLotus]

this thread should be locked for its sheer stupidity... go to a narutard forum to NarutoRP Plz?

[Blackstar]

this thread should be locked for its sheer stupidity... go to a narutard forim to NarutoRP Plz?

o Meg calm down it just some fun. We have this you have the Forks and the Spoons

[superjaz]

I'm a ninja...nobody knows it tho

how old are yee anyway?

[NightLotus]

this thread should be locked for its sheer stupidity... go to a narutard forum to NarutoRP Plz?

o LOTUS calm down it just some fun. We have this you have the Forks and the Spoons

Naruto??? NARUTO? ;;>_>
please anything else ;;>_> i think i loose an IQ point each time i visit this thread.
also: fix'd

[NARUNIK]

o_o..

Did you hear the word Naruto here..

Imagine your self as a ninja.

Or JACKY CHAN...and then join! Its really fun..It's just getting started.

When people see there missions...There gonna laugh...

Oh, Superjaz-You wanna join our village?

[Sakis01]

Just sounds like fun though. No criticism intended. ^w^

[NightLotus]

o_o..

Did you hear the word Naruto here..
Imagine your self as a ninja.
Or JACKY CHAN...and then join! Its really fun..It's just getting started.
When people see there missions...There gonna laugh...
Oh, Superjaz-You wanna join our village?

every fiber of everything you do is narutarded ;;>_>
so yes, i do.

[Blackstar]

o_o..

Did you hear the word Naruto here..
Imagine your self as a ninja.
Or JACKY CHAN...and then join! Its really fun..It's just getting started.
When people see there missions...There gonna laugh...
Oh, Superjaz-You wanna join our village?

every fiber of everything you do is narutarded ;;>_>
so yes, i do.

... I hope you are only joking XD this is ONLY the internet

[AllyKat]

Quick question;

Who made you the Orekage? What epic challenge did you complete that gave you
this sacred title over ALL of the state of oregon? I imagine many a Naruto fan may
disagree with your appointment, you better hope you have more powerful jitsu and
more than just one loyal ninja, because it could get ugly out there.

~Allykat

(Who will always be a samurai-girl)

[NightLotus]

o_o..

Did you hear the word Naruto here..
Imagine your self as a ninja.
Or JACKY CHAN...and then join! Its really fun..It's just getting started.
When people see there missions...There gonna laugh...
Oh, Superjaz-You wanna join our village?

every fiber of everything you do is narutarded ;;>_>
so yes, i do.

... I hope you are only joking XD this is ONLY the internet

Lol i'm mostly doing it to screw with narunik *is bored*

although i do also hate naruto and people who think it is awesome with a firey burning passion and have been known to act on it

[NARUNIK]

every fiber of everything you do is narutarded ;;>_>
so yes, i do.


So you want to join? If you do- You get


FREE WARRANTY OF NOTHING!!! YAY!!!

oh, Im the Orekage because our little mayor said I could...Plus I PWN in SMASH BROS BRAWL....

[NightLotus]

nice quotes

[AllyKat]

So wait, if I get this little mayor to support me and I beat you in SSBB

I become the Orekage?

What if I just get the Colbert Bump? Would that count?

Neither of those two things justify your leadership, and as a ronin I
absolutely detest false leadership...

HEAR ME CLAN OF NARUNIK! Is he truly a proper Orekage? Does he
lead your people in the sacred art of jitsu or would he be the kind
who takes power and becomes corrupt within it, giving you nothing
but pain and mindless threads!? I ask you, is he really your leader,
or are you so yearning for a master that you would follow even the
worst of your kind! Be wary Naruto fans! Beware the false Kage!
Beware!

~Allykat

(okay, now I'm going back to my life, but that was certainly fun!)

[Sakis01]

*died*

[Blackstar]

I am still with the Orekage!

[NARUNIK]

Because...

I STOOD UP AND MADE THIS EPIC RPG!
KNOW ONE ELSE WOULD DO IT-BUT I DID!-BELIEVE IT!
PLUS...PLUS- I HAVE CHOPSTICKS!!!!!!(FAIL)

I will make a way of who next becomes hokage...But first..To be Hokage you must atleast become a ninja.

WHAT SO YOU SAY ALLYKAT!?

[Sakis01]

*recovering*

Same here. That speech packed quite a punch though.

*phew*

[NARUNIK]

Its okay...

Summons a HOT cleric from FIESTA..

*Heals you*

That will be 25.99 Mr.Orekage.


meh....

[Blackstar]

*raises hand* do I need to ask for bathroom brakes?

[Sakis01]

Its okay...

Summons a HOT cleric from FIESTA..

*Heals you*

That will be 25.99 Mr.Orekage.


meh....

Pay you back. Promise! >w<

[NARUNIK]

^^Nope.

Ninjas get there own house in our village! (This means bathroom)

Believe it!

^That is okay...(I PWNED her and then threw her in the MUSHROOM KINGDOM.....)

[Sakis01]

Cool then! What now Orekage sir?

[NARUNIK]

Nothing...

I need to go to sleep now.

You guys get full blown missions tommorow..

I forget..Just ask.

PEACE OUT!

[fhqwhgads41185]

I shall join.

[Sakis01]

._.

I'll just roll around in the ground till something happens.

*roll roll roll*

[Ri-chan]

Orekage-sama! We need missions!!

[Blackstar]

The Orekage is sleeping right now please leave a message after the beep. *BEEP*

[TanisNikana]

this thread should be locked for its sheer stupidity... go to a narutard forim to NarutoRP Plz?

Second.

[KogaRyu]

Right, four minutes is adequate time for people to post before you complain about people not posting.

What you talking bout!? 4 minutes is more then enough time for any real ninja. The fact that people aren't throwing themselves at this baffles me. I'd join, but seeing as how I'm from WA I'm afraid I can't. The rules are quite clear on this, a WA ninja may not answer the call or join in with Oregon ninjas.

[superjaz]

I am leaning with Ally on this, Hokage's village elders who lead, most powerful ninja
think on Naruto when 3rd hokage died, they sent for Tsunade, a little kid from the village could have said "I am hokage now!" doesn't make them,
which is why I asked age
now if serious about wanting a ninja troop here 2 things
1 the name "ore" means somthing else in  japanese that could be misunderstood,
might I suggest Amekage? we are the rain state
2 for a true amekage need to be asked based on merit
In my mind there is one for this job, not saying he would but he just popped in my head
Chris Vance

[NARUNIK]

I am leaning with Ally on this, Hokage's village elders who lead, most powerful ninja
think on Naruto when 3rd hokage died, they sent for Tsunade, a little kid from the village could have said "I am hokage now!" doesn't make them,
which is why I asked age
now if serious about wanting a ninja troop here 2 things
1 the name "ore" means somthing else in  japanese that could be misunderstood,
might I suggest Amekage? we are the rain state
2 for a true amekage need to be asked based on merit
In my mind there is one for this job, not saying he would but he just popped in my head
Chris Vance

Allright!
Im a Amekage now! BELIEVE IT..

I believe I should be the Amekage since I created this game. Im a founder of KONOHA OREGON.

Anyways..Im at school so I will give missions now..

I can't update my list right now so I will give missions to the people on the Shinobi records..


SQUAD SANNIN! POST A PICTURE OF RAMEN HERE! (First who posts gets 100 EXP or LVL up!)

Nightlotus- Post a picture of a toilet here! You will get 70 EXP for that!

[AllyKat]

I am leaning with Ally on this, Hokage's village elders who lead, most powerful ninja
(snip snip)
1 the name "ore" means somthing else in  japanese that could be misunderstood,
might I suggest Amekage? we are the rain state

Thanks jaz! And yeah, thinking about it now, ore is kinda rude way of saying I, so it
should only be used by close friends and people of lesser status to others, clearly
not what a "kage" leader should be deeming themselves.

And you guys are right about Washington ninja... you really can't join a clan of Oregon
ninja... what would be next in that slippery slope? Canadian ninja? Or worse... CALIFORNIAN
ninja!?? Pity the thought!

~Allykat

(Please note the sarcasm in my capitilization, because it is different from the apparent or
supposed epic-ness of the capitilization done in the OP Subject line)

[Blackstar]

[NARUNIK]

That ramen looks so good...0.0 ooohhhh

[Darknight2433]

I would like to join!

[MiriaRose]

this thread should be locked for its sheer stupidity... go to a narutard forim to NarutoRP Plz?

Second.

Third.

Also, Ally, don't diss the Golden State. 8D