Ew, Valentine's. Is that what we're doing, like the mushy amor stuff that Spain is always talking about? That guy is such a weirdo, being like "I'll acknowledge you if you come visit" but his land smells funny like that green growing stuff everyone has all over everything and he's super touchy, all "Romano this Romano that" and who is Romano anyway? I wish he'd go touch him instead.
But I guess that's all okay if I get to be in charge of stuff. Then you'll all see how awesome I am and you'll totally have to acknowledge me.
-cough- That was on topic. In an in-character way.