Oh, I know, You should totaly see this convo between me and Ritsuka. Its hilarious. I dunno if I can go skating..
Soubi: Hey, Ritsuka, how about we go behind that wall there and... I'll show you my scars..
Ritsuka: O_e No thank you. >.> I've seen them.
Soubi: But, I have new ones.. Ones you didn't see..
Ritsuka: >.> where are they?
Soubi: In a place, that would be hard to show in a car. You know you want to see it Ri-tsu-ka
Ritsuka: >.> no thanks. I'm underage and you can get arrested.
Soubi: But you know you want to see them~
Ritsuka: >.<
Soubi: C'mon, just a quick peek? I promise, I won't -hurt- you... Unlike Ritsu hurt me~
Ritsuka: >: I'm sorry you got hurt......uhhh, I don't really want to, I think you should keep your stuff in your pants.
Soubi: But Ritsuka, you know you want to~
Ritsuka: >.< I'm your master, you don't pressure your master to look at your naughty bits!
Soubi: Oh, you just HAD to pull the 'I'm your master' card DIDN'T YOU?
Ritsuka: YES!
Soubi: But... That's no fair.... I want Ritsuka's ears all to my self... Don't tell me... You want... Seimei to have your ears?
Ritsuka: O_e He's my brother. >.> If I'm not into underaged sex, what makes you think I'm okay with incest?
Soubi: Because.. Seimei is.. He's a... Let me put it like this. Seimei is like an oiled up bronze god that you can't resist. EVER. and you, you're the little brother of said oiled up bronze god, so naturaly, you MUST be okay with underaged sex, and incest. It's only common sense really. Actually.. I wouldn't mind watching that.. Brothers taking each others ears...
Ritsuka: O_O *steps away* Soubi....you are....weird. >o< I'm only 12!
Soubi: Does that make you want me more? or less?
Ritsuka: LESS!
Soubi: Don't go breakin my heart. I'll just end up with Seimei again... You know, that one day when I saw him in the shower... And the day I saw you in the bath... Forget I said anything.
Ritsuka: O///O >.> Well....I....eeeh.... I...don't want you to go back to seimei.
Soubi: Uh huh.. That's what I thought..
Ritsuka: >.> Oh, shush.
Soubi: Come to bed with me at least? I -wont- put my scar on/in you in anyway shap or form. I. AM. CEREAL.
Ritsuka: ._. I don't feel reasurred at all.
Soubi: I'll keep my pants on. All night. If you don't come to bed with me.. I'll go back to Seimei, and keep you tied up in your room.
Ritsuka: If you don't I'm calling the police on your ass. >.< *gets in bed*
Soubi: I win.
Ritsuka: *silence* Pffft no you don't
Soubi: Yes I do, you got in bed with me didn't you?
Ritsuka: -.- with my clothes on.
Soubi: But still in bed none the less