Author Topic: I just... What...? I mean... FFFFFFFFFFF. [Twilight-related] (Read 27585 times)

u2205 · « **on:** December 14, 2009, 03:00:17 pm »

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Today I had twin boys and named one Edward and the other Jacob. MLIT

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Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

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I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

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I had a dream I was having sex with Edward, then the alarm clock went off and when I rolled over I seen my boyfriend next to me and I frowned. Then he looked at me and asked "Why are you stairing at me?" I replied "your not edward" then he jumped up and said "Edward? Who's Edward?" -MLIT

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Kallika · « **Reply #1 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:04:34 pm »

Wow..that's..horrible..and sad...

NARUNIK · « **Reply #2 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:08:08 pm »

Obama should do something about Twilight.

Sayda · « **Reply #3 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:13:04 pm »

Hahaha. This is good.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #4 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:17:07 pm »

Um. What if someone is reading Twilight and liking it. I doubt it. It's just that we could be hurting someones feelings. Keep that in mind young grass smokers.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #5 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:18:37 pm »

Oh dear god no

Sugarlat · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:20:04 pm »

that's.....just no...

NARUNIK · « **Reply #7 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:23:18 pm »

just saying...

But Twilight is a total Fail...

MiriaRose · « **Reply #8 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:23:40 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 14, 2009, 04:17:07 pm

Um. What if someone is reading Twilight and liking it. I doubt it. It's just that we could be hurting someones feelings. Keep that in mind young grass smokers.

I can't afford any. Cosplay eats up my money.

Anyways, I've seen Twilight fans agree that people like that are a bit creepy.

On that note, TwiCon anyone? Dx

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #9 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:24:32 pm »

Today I like totally saw this guy, and he was like totally glittery! so I was like OMG EDWARD. And he was all *runs away*. So I was like totally bummered.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #10 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:25:08 pm »

*sigh* I pitty the fools that say stuff like that.

superjaz · « **Reply #11 on:** December 14, 2009, 04:53:44 pm »

wow like wow, chris mom went and saw that new movie that beat out new moon and i was like hey any thing that is not twiligh

Sugarlat · « **Reply #12 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:22:31 pm »

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 14, 2009, 05:26:16 pm »

princessmoon · « **Reply #14 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:32:10 pm »

Quote from: Sugarlat on December 14, 2009, 05:22:31 pm

^THIS!!!

LOL. although I dunno b/c I haven't seen the movies nor read any of the fiction... 0.0

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #15 on:** December 14, 2009, 06:56:10 pm »

I LIKEEE THIS

These people are funnnnny!

The_Geek · « **Reply #16 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:13:32 pm »

*Sigh* That right there *pointing at website* is why I usually don't talk to people I've never met. They pull that stuff on me. Heck, people I've known for years are starting to have those kind of conversations.

superjaz · « **Reply #17 on:** December 14, 2009, 07:26:52 pm »

i don't get why peeps are excited , i mean its not like its Gackt they are talking about

tofutakeout · « **Reply #18 on:** December 14, 2009, 09:26:46 pm »

I had to click on it just too see some insanity.

AND OH GOD, are those hilarious to read. XD

But dear god, I can't believe that site exists. DX

AllyKat · « **Reply #19 on:** December 15, 2009, 02:11:30 am »

As a fan of the Twilight Series... I feel I can speak on behalf of the sane amongst us;

That is just... WRONG.
on so many levels.

While people exist like that in any fandom... I'm talking to you girl who does innapropriate
things with her Vash plushie... it never makes it okay... these people have dependency issues
and should seek proffessional help!

And yet... I still manage to LOL at their social awkwardness...

~Allykat

TanisNikana · « **Reply #20 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:17:05 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 14, 2009, 04:08:08 pm

Obama should do something about Twilight.

This.

Mandatory castration and/or sterilization.

AllyKat · « **Reply #21 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:46:50 pm »

Quote from: TanisNikana on December 15, 2009, 01:17:05 pm

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 14, 2009, 04:08:08 pm
Obama should do something about Twilight.
This.

Mandatory castration and/or sterilization.

Your solution is ill-conceived.

Infertility will not disrupt a virus. Much like inability to mate cannot
stop a common cold, the Twilight Pandemic is an airborne toxin that
seeps into the neuro-cortex, altering brain chemistry and redistributing
hormones.

Why do you think they call it....

THE T-VIRUS!!!!

~Allykat

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:49:16 pm »

Quote from: AllyKat on December 15, 2009, 01:46:50 pm

Quote from: TanisNikana on December 15, 2009, 01:17:05 pm
Quote from: NARUNIK on December 14, 2009, 04:08:08 pm
Obama should do something about Twilight.
This.

Mandatory castration and/or sterilization.

Your solution is ill-conceived.

Infertility will not disrupt a virus. Much like inability to mate cannot
stop a common cold, the Twilight Pandemic is an airborne toxin that
seeps into the neuro-cortex, altering brain chemistry and redistributing
hormones.

Why do you think they call it....

THE T-VIRUS!!!!

~Allykat

Allykat... You just stabbed me in the heart.
My love for 'Resident Evil' was stepped on, by that remark.
I think I need to go stab a Twilight book or something, now...

AllyKat · « **Reply #23 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:52:26 pm »

Quote from: CloudStrife32 on December 15, 2009, 01:49:16 pm

Quote from: AllyKat on December 15, 2009, 01:46:50 pm

Why do you think they call it....

THE T-VIRUS!!!!

~Allykat

Allykat... You just stabbed me in the heart.
My love for 'Resident Evil' was stepped on, by that remark.
I think I need to go stab a Twilight book or something, now...

I'm confused on weather or not I made you upset, or if my
backhanded attempt at making fun of something I like with another
thing I like (admittedly more) was not okay to you?

Please clarify, cause I thought the correlation between mindless
flesh-eating (seriously, they've tried to bite Robert Pattinson)
14 year olds to the Resident Evil franchise "t-virus" was pretty
clever, if at least accurate to the issue at hand.

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:55:11 pm »

I was just kidding around, Allykat. :3
I, personally, like the 'Twilight' series.
And I enjoyed your little joke, up there. Made my day for the most part~

AllyKat · « **Reply #25 on:** December 15, 2009, 01:59:32 pm »

Quote from: CloudStrife32 on December 15, 2009, 01:55:11 pm

I was just kidding around, Allykat. :3
I, personally, like the 'Twilight' series.
And I enjoyed your little joke, up there. Made my day for the most part~

Oh okay... ^___^ Me too! Twilight is an okay book series! They make the
day go by faster! Just like all the other entertainmenty things I do! YAY!

~Allykat

NARUNIK · « **Reply #26 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:46:52 pm »

Twilight is a trojan..And for Hardcore fans...It is a Trojan Hoarse.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #27 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:49:05 pm »

Don't insult Troy. They fought hard.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #28 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:50:40 pm »

o_o..I know that the Trojan Hoarse was named after the battle strategy in TROY.

I was talking about the virus...0_o

TanisNikana · « **Reply #29 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:56:18 pm »

I think, in all honesty and reality, that I want to host a book burning. I'm thinking the end of January, and I'm thinking Twilight.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #30 on:** December 15, 2009, 03:59:25 pm »

That is such a good idea. I would go. I can bring a Picture of Edward and may we all burn it. ^^

TanisNikana · « **Reply #31 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:03:59 pm »

Well, I don't actually own any Twilight, so I can't exactly burn what I don't own.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #32 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:10:56 pm »

I can get a copy. 0_0...I might be brave enough to read the book. But the movie can kiss Bob ho's butt.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #33 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:15:49 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 15, 2009, 04:10:56 pm

I can get a copy. 0_0...I might be brave enough to read the book. But the movie can kiss Bob ho's butt.

You'd pay money for that crap?

NARUNIK · « **Reply #34 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:19:53 pm »

Probably not. Just to burn. I might ask my friend if we can burn it. That would be fun.

Plus I am a little Pyromaniac.

makichan · « **Reply #35 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:46:13 pm »

You really don't have to read it to know that it's bad.

I read one line and closed it forever. Ain't none dat son lulz.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #36 on:** December 15, 2009, 04:54:19 pm »

Well..I read first pages...It sucked...Way to flipping EMO about freakin Arizona and crap.

Honestly..This girl is obsessed with everything..

Also main reason I hate Twilight is because a whole bunch of girls are falling for some fictional characters..

Gawd...This book is like a way to take over U.S.A with Girls by using mind control..It looks like K-con is safe.

Like I said..Obama should do something about the mind control..I wonder if Japan is infected...Or even worse-RUSSIA. If Russia gets infected by the Twilight disease...This will be 2012

MiriaRose · « **Reply #37 on:** December 15, 2009, 05:39:18 pm »

There's a manga version of Twilight, I believe.

I don't believe in burning books, even Twilight (there are much worse books than Twilight, Twilight is just popular), but I agree it is bad.

Also, Obama was reading Twilight to his daughters last I heard.

TanisNikana · « **Reply #38 on:** December 15, 2009, 06:03:51 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 15, 2009, 04:54:19 pm

Well..I read first pages...It sucked...Way to flipping EMO about freakin Arizona and crap.

Honestly..This girl is obsessed with everything..

Also main reason I hate Twilight is because a whole bunch of girls are falling for some fictional characters..

Gawd...This book is like a way to take over U.S.A with Girls by using mind control..It looks like K-con is safe.

Like I said..Obama should do something about the mind control..I wonder if Japan is infected...Or even worse-RUSSIA. If Russia gets infected by the Twilight disease...This will be 2012

Oi, chill on the ellipses. You're writing like Meyer.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 15, 2009, 07:48:15 pm »

Smack the people who post on this website in the genitalia!

THAT IS TAKING IT TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2010, 09:30:35 pm »

Quote from: soundninja12 on December 15, 2009, 07:48:15 pm

Smack the people who post on this website in the genitalia!

THAT IS TAKING IT TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ THIS.
Though, i do like a good laugh every now and then, that's why I read Twilight, pffff she uses the word 'chagrin' too much, why couldn't she just say 'blushed'??

soundninja12 · « **Reply #41 on:** January 13, 2010, 04:18:42 pm »

I have a pin that says:
'You know a generation has failed when their vampires sparkle'

Thank you Irene and MEWcon

KHking · « **Reply #42 on:** January 13, 2010, 05:14:47 pm »

"Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT"
Do I really have to say it?

FAIL

NARUNIK · « **Reply #43 on:** January 19, 2010, 08:25:34 pm »

Oh man. Just because of that stupid movie. It should've stayed as a book and then peoples minds wouln't be MUSH.

NightLotus · « **Reply #44 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:46:46 pm »

AHHHHGGGHH MAKE IT GO AWAY :/
hate hate hate hate :/

NARUNIK · « **Reply #45 on:** January 21, 2010, 07:48:34 pm »

I am going to make a song about Twilight. Hehe.

Then I am going to post it on youtube. I am going to borrow the Khrule brothers music studio.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #46 on:** January 22, 2010, 05:25:44 pm »

Clear your mind, focus on the void. There is neither light nor dark. There is merely being.

Think not of that which leads you astray, meditate on peace.

sakata1 · « **Reply #47 on:** January 22, 2010, 05:41:30 pm »

It was really strange...
a gang of my friends were wandering the halls to find some guy that they had seen earlier who looked like Edward...
They wanted to throw glitter on him
lol

Sugarlat · « **Reply #48 on:** January 24, 2010, 07:30:54 pm »

HAHAHAHHAHAURHURHURHURHUR LOOK WHAT I FOUND

NightLotus · « **Reply #49 on:** January 25, 2010, 11:16:33 am »

wow.. so sexy. all of a sudden i understand what the fangirls mean. makes so much sense now.

*blarf*

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Author Topic: I just... What...? I mean... FFFFFFFFFFF. [Twilight-related] (Read 27585 times)

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