Author Topic: I just... What...? I mean... FFFFFFFFFFF. [Twilight-related] (Read 28961 times)

Negima · « **Reply #50 on:** January 25, 2010, 01:21:11 pm »

I have to keep reminding myself that I need to read the books so I can justify hating them. The hard part is seeing stuff like this and know that it's going to be beyond awful.

NightLotus · « **Reply #51 on:** January 25, 2010, 03:03:59 pm »

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #52 on:** January 25, 2010, 06:12:27 pm »

Quote from: Negima on January 25, 2010, 01:21:11 pm

I have to keep reminding myself that I need to read the books so I can justify hating them. The hard part is seeing stuff like this and know that it's going to be beyond awful.

No, you do not need to read the books to justify.
There are enough online resources to give you a plot synopsis or excerpts.
You don't need to drink spoiled milk to know that it's bad.

Negima · « **Reply #53 on:** January 26, 2010, 12:26:10 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on January 25, 2010, 06:12:27 pm

Quote from: Negima on January 25, 2010, 01:21:11 pm
I have to keep reminding myself that I need to read the books so I can justify hating them. The hard part is seeing stuff like this and know that it's going to be beyond awful.

No, you do not need to read the books to justify.
There are enough online resources to give you a plot synopsis or excerpts.
You don't need to drink spoiled milk to know that it's bad.

Best. Analogy. Ever. (for this situation)

I know I know. I pretty much know what's in it, all the adjectives for Edward, all the inside jokes, all the team mr. sparkle vs. team vanishing-shirts bruhaha, but if I ever come in contact with a rapid fangirl who starts shouting because I insult it and they say, "You never read it," I want to back it up.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #54 on:** January 26, 2010, 08:04:45 pm »

Quote from: sakata1 on January 22, 2010, 05:41:30 pm

It was really strange...
a gang of my friends were wandering the halls to find some guy that they had seen earlier who looked like Edward...
They wanted to throw glitter on him
lol

Does Soundy know you...?
Alec?
(It's Katie, lol)

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #55 on:** January 26, 2010, 08:10:45 pm »

Quote from: Sugarlat on January 24, 2010, 07:30:54 pm

HAHAHAHHAHAURHURHURHURHUR LOOK WHAT I FOUND

That's so sexy.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #56 on:** January 26, 2010, 08:14:44 pm »

Quote from: NightLotus on January 25, 2010, 03:03:59 pm

XD! Edward is a Natzi. The Jews scalped his head .

superjaz · « **Reply #57 on:** January 26, 2010, 08:22:26 pm »

the movie was slightly painful until i realized it was a comedy then it was funny

Cyprus · « **Reply #58 on:** January 27, 2010, 08:52:30 am »

All I can really do is sigh...there will ALWAYS be something new for people like that to obsess over. Whether good or bad. For example, I loved the Death Note series...however, the insane fangirl obsessions with the main characters annoys me to all hell. But that will not stop me from defending it in the end. My G/F I happen to find Twilight entertaining & we don't have some kind of crazy obsession that will lead us into a fandom killing spree over it. A multiple page thread just to publicly show that you are on the other side of the fence as the fandom, only helps keeps it alive...let the crazy be crazy alone lol. Once the last movie is done, there will be a new face for them to obsess over, & everyone here will jump on the hate train without even thinking about it.

Negima · « **Reply #59 on:** January 27, 2010, 12:44:17 pm »

Quote from: Cyprus on January 27, 2010, 08:52:30 am

All I can really do is sigh...there will ALWAYS be something new for people like that to obsess over.

Maybe but Twilight is the only series I've heard of where fans will key your car if you so much as say you didn't like it.

Just as a social experiment, I really think Hollywood should release one of the last Harry Potter movies on the same day as a Twilight movie.

Cyprus · « **Reply #60 on:** January 27, 2010, 01:34:17 pm »

Harry Potter would probably have gotten the same reaction if there were some "super cute" male characters lol...but you never know. People are insane though...I do agree with that.

makichan · « **Reply #61 on:** January 27, 2010, 02:06:05 pm »

I honestly don't get the obsession. The main character looks more malnourished than attractive but I guess some girls really dig the weak and sickly looking type. XD

Cyprus · « **Reply #62 on:** January 27, 2010, 02:09:30 pm »

Flock of Seagulls haircut...that is what really makes me laugh lol. As I said, I like the movies...but HOW is that haircut attractive on anyone?...EVER. The 80's are over...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #63 on:** January 27, 2010, 04:14:28 pm »

I look good in that hair cut 8D
Not really >>
But I do know people that sport it rather well!

Cyprus · « **Reply #64 on:** January 28, 2010, 07:51:58 am »

Quote from: soundninja12 on January 27, 2010, 04:14:28 pm

I look good in that hair cut 8D
Not really >>
But I do know people that sport it rather well!

Scary o.O

NightLotus · « **Reply #65 on:** January 28, 2010, 04:06:19 pm »

oh flock of seagulls <3

soundninja12 · « **Reply #66 on:** January 28, 2010, 04:30:03 pm »

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #67 on:** January 28, 2010, 04:43:02 pm »

from the IMMD blogroll

I work in a bookstore. Today a girl wearing a Team Edward shirt came up and bought five "for dummies" books. Later, a girl around the same age came in wearing a Team Harry shirt and bought a 700 page small print biography of Neil Armstrong. Go Harry Potter IMMD

NightLotus · « **Reply #68 on:** January 28, 2010, 07:18:05 pm »

oh good! <3

soundninja12 · « **Reply #69 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:12:01 pm »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on January 28, 2010, 04:43:02 pm

from the IMMD blogroll

I work in a bookstore. Today a girl wearing a Team Edward shirt came up and bought five "for dummies" books. Later, a girl around the same age came in wearing a Team Harry shirt and bought a 700 page small print biography of Neil Armstrong. Go Harry Potter IMMD

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oslapedo · « **Reply #70 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:25:51 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on December 15, 2009, 03:49:05 pm

Don't insult Troy. They fought hard.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #71 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:45:27 pm »

OMG LOL.

"Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT."

"In the ninth grade biology class I teach, there is a boy named Ed and a girl named Bella. I have paired them up for every lab assignment we have had so far in this year in hopes that they will get together. I even asked my supervisors permission to hold a blood testing day. MLIT"

"Was I the only one who ever wondered what it must have been like for Edward during Bella's 'time of the month'. Maybe I'm reading into this story a little too much... MLIT. LOL :-D"

These people are scary!

MiriaRose · « **Reply #72 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:48:21 pm »

In the comments of one:

Quote from: behindthosegoldeyes

#5: You are rude. My BOYFRIEND and I are more committed than ever since the Twilight saga; he has undergone dental surgery to make his teeth more fang-like to satisfy me. We also have an agreement that he cannot leave the house when its sunny or eat in my presence (because Edward doesn't eat). I suppose YOU think that's weird, but who are you to judge two people in love?!

oslapedo · « **Reply #73 on:** January 30, 2010, 01:53:15 pm »

There's a HP website too and it's hilarious!

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A few days ago, my friends and I taped a sign in the printer room at school that said "Hello my name is Tom Riddle." Today, when we went to the printer room, we saw a sign attached to our sign that said "Hello Tom, my name is Ginny Weasely." New love for school? I think so. MLIM

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Last Summer, I went to King's Cross station, and ran between platforms nine & ten. The barrier was blocked. I was not discouraged however, because Harry & Ron got to Hogwarts in a flying car. I returned to my car, and pretended I was flying to Hogwarts, when my mom drove me around. MLIM.

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This week is midterm week at my school, so I only have to go when I have a test. Even though, I know I'll probably do well enough, I haven't studied at all and instead, have reread Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. To make up for that, I'm wearing my Ravenclaw tie to every test to remind myself that I am smart enough to be a Ravenclaw and can thus do well on my tests. MLIM

MiriaRose · « **Reply #74 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:03:43 pm »

What's the url to the Harry Potter one?

All I could find on MLIM is My Life is Muslim.

oslapedo · « **Reply #75 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:10:05 pm »

averagewizard .com

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Today my teacher told us to pair up with someone we didn't already know to work on an assignment about meeting people. I picked a quiet guy in the back. I then found out his name was Harry. I was kinda excited about this until I found out he was dating a girl named Lilly and he had a black dog named James. It all seemed so wrong! MLIM

lololol

MiriaRose · « **Reply #76 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:16:17 pm »

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Today, I went to school dressed as Ron Weasley, red hair, Gryffindor tie and all, and saw another kid dressed as Draco Malfoy. Needless to say, an epic battle ensued. MLIM

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Today, I passed a bank called Kwik Cash. I caught myself wondering if it was like Gringotts for squibs. MWLIA.

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Today, I saw my friend ahead of me in the hallway at school. I called her name but she didn't hear me. I decided instead to yell, "LOOK AT ME I'M HARRY POTTER." It got her attention.

oslapedo · « **Reply #77 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:22:50 pm »

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This Morning, I was waiting for my toast to pop. I was in a hurry and was getting tired of waiting so I shouted "ACCIO TOAST!" The toast immediately popped up. I screamed. I knew I was a witch. MLIM

oslapedo · « **Reply #78 on:** January 30, 2010, 02:43:50 pm »

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Today my friend was really upset about getting a bad grade on a test. I told her "Don't worry, Harry got a D in History of Magic, and he defeated the Dark Lord!" She replied, "Yes, but he didn't have parents." True. MLIM

oslapedo · « **Reply #79 on:** January 30, 2010, 03:10:41 pm »

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When my brother and dad were taking down our christmas lights, my brother wrote "Voldemort was here" on my window. I then informed him that Voldemort doesn't leave signs like that. He just leaves dead bodies.

Coconutty93 · « **Reply #80 on:** January 30, 2010, 04:14:43 pm »

You guys are silly! But really, those are actually pretty dang funny.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #81 on:** January 30, 2010, 06:15:20 pm »

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Today, it was foggy, I gave all my friends chocolate in case they were attacked by Dementors. Then, I was at my school, and I went to the bathroom. One of the stalls was broken, so I wrote on the door, "The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Open. Enemies of the Heir Beware." At lunch, I went to the library and printed out Hogwarts acceptance letters for all my friends. When I got home, I made fun of Tw*l*ght with my friends. Then I made plans to go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Then I studied for Latin seeing how many words were in the Potter series. Then I drew a Dark Mark on my arm. After that, I used my wand to cast spells when my family did things to me. There! I have basically summarized EVERY page of Average Wizard in one day of my life. MLIM. PS:Really guys, we need to get more original content. Do you think Dumbledore would be please with everything that gets repeated??? He would want new content. We must please his memory.

lol

Also, since when is Twilight a swear word?

soundninja12 · « **Reply #82 on:** January 30, 2010, 06:22:29 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on January 30, 2010, 06:15:20 pm

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Today, it was foggy, I gave all my friends chocolate in case they were attacked by Dementors. Then, I was at my school, and I went to the bathroom. One of the stalls was broken, so I wrote on the door, "The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Open. Enemies of the Heir Beware." At lunch, I went to the library and printed out Hogwarts acceptance letters for all my friends. When I got home, I made fun of Tw*l*ght with my friends. Then I made plans to go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Then I studied for Latin seeing how many words were in the Potter series. Then I drew a Dark Mark on my arm. After that, I used my wand to cast spells when my family did things to me. There! I have basically summarized EVERY page of Average Wizard in one day of my life. MLIM. PS:Really guys, we need to get more original content. Do you think Dumbledore would be please with everything that gets repeated??? He would want new content. We must please his memory.

lol

Also, since when is Twilight a swear word?

I think that might be at least a wee bit over obsessed.
And on a HP site, Tw*l*ght is worse than anything else you could say xD

NightLotus · « **Reply #83 on:** January 30, 2010, 06:24:41 pm »

*SWOOSHES IN*

BECAUSE TWILIGHT SUCKS!! LOL

*FLIES OFF TO BE OBVIOUS ELSEWHERE*

MiriaRose · « **Reply #84 on:** January 30, 2010, 07:35:27 pm »

Quote from: soundninja12 on January 30, 2010, 06:22:29 pm

Quote from: MiriaRose on January 30, 2010, 06:15:20 pm
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Today, it was foggy, I gave all my friends chocolate in case they were attacked by Dementors. Then, I was at my school, and I went to the bathroom. One of the stalls was broken, so I wrote on the door, "The Chamber of Secrets Has Been Open. Enemies of the Heir Beware." At lunch, I went to the library and printed out Hogwarts acceptance letters for all my friends. When I got home, I made fun of Tw*l*ght with my friends. Then I made plans to go to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Then I studied for Latin seeing how many words were in the Potter series. Then I drew a Dark Mark on my arm. After that, I used my wand to cast spells when my family did things to me. There! I have basically summarized EVERY page of Average Wizard in one day of my life. MLIM. PS:Really guys, we need to get more original content. Do you think Dumbledore would be please with everything that gets repeated??? He would want new content. We must please his memory.

lol

Also, since when is Twilight a swear word?

I think that might be at least a wee bit over obsessed.
And on a HP site, Tw*l*ght is worse than anything else you could say xD

Just a bit.

Lotus, yeah, but it's silly to make fun of it every day.

Negima · « **Reply #85 on:** January 30, 2010, 09:22:52 pm »

Quote from: Vampire-Kameko on January 30, 2010, 01:45:27 pm

"Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT."

I say "Did not happen." If it did, I fear for the next generation.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #86 on:** January 30, 2010, 09:29:49 pm »

Quote from: Negima on January 30, 2010, 09:22:52 pm

Quote from: Vampire-Kameko on January 30, 2010, 01:45:27 pm
"Today at school, my teacher was listing off names for attendance, and when he got to "Edward", the cutest boy in the class, all of the girls sighed, and the boy, Edward, got up and thanked everyone, then walked over and kissed me. My name is Bella. MLIT."
I say "Did not happen." If it did, I fear for the next generation.

good point

makichan · « **Reply #87 on:** February 13, 2010, 11:10:41 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E&feature=player_embedded

:>

Kallika · « **Reply #88 on:** February 15, 2010, 08:29:43 pm »

..warning..bad language..
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NightLotus · « **Reply #89 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:21:23 am »

StarryShay · « **Reply #90 on:** February 28, 2010, 08:29:47 pm »

Lulz. xD

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #91 on:** March 01, 2010, 09:16:57 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on December 14, 2009, 04:08:08 pm

Obama should do something about Twilight.

...yeah right. He's not even doing his other jobs, why would he do somethign like that?

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #92 on:** March 02, 2010, 06:31:08 am »

Hey, something twilight-related occured this weekend, well not really, I just drove by the cafe in/near/on the way to estacada... It was kinda interesting.

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #93 on:** March 03, 2010, 11:58:52 am »

That's just wrong O_o I mean, i wouldent even call that a fandom. That's more of a mental problem.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #94 on:** March 06, 2010, 07:37:08 pm »

It should be a mental disorder.
Psychologists will all have learned about it by the time I graduate xD

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