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« on: December 16, 2009, 12:10:47 pm »
http://www.cleverbot.com/

fffffffffffff this thing is sooo bad, it's funny.
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Re: Cleverbot
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2009, 02:23:29 pm »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2009, 04:47:43 pm »
That was amusing...

*Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Oldies.
*Cleverbot: Oh! Do you listen to Tchaikovsky?
User: I have.
*Cleverbot: OK. Do you like them?
User: A little. Do you?
*Cleverbot: Yes I do. They are my favourite band. Can you believe that?
User: Sure!
*Cleverbot: Where will we have the wedding?
User: What wedding?
*Cleverbot: Our wedding, silly.
User: Really?
*Cleverbot: Oh yes.
User: I don't think we can get married.
*Cleverbot: This is Miles' sister talking. Of course we can get married. Don't be absurd.
User: I am Miles' sister!
*Cleverbot: I'm Harry Potter.
User: You are young.

2nd:
*Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: Sushi.
*Cleverbot: Really? Sushi is my favorite food too!
User: How do you eat it?
*Cleverbot: I chew it after I read my fortune.. What do you think of fortune's.

haha.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2009, 04:56:59 pm »
I feel really lame for finding that site so entertaining...> >;
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2009, 05:41:48 pm »
Omg....I'm having an arguement with it....how dumb do I feel? REALLY DUMB. But I'm winning so it's okay.  ;)

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2009, 05:49:34 pm »
Omg....I'm having an arguement with it....how dumb do I feel? REALLY DUMB. But I'm winning so it's okay.  ;)
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2009, 05:51:03 pm »
Whenever it says that, I say "No, I make sense, you're just too simple-minded to understand." Then it gets all offended. xDDD

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2009, 05:53:06 pm »
User: Does God exist?

Cleverbot: For me, no, but for many other people he does and that is fine.

User: What are your reasons for being a nonbeliever?

Cleverbot: I'm not agnostic. I'm a christian.

User: Christians believe in God though.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in God?

User: I never said I did.

Cleverbot: You never said you didn't.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You are simply repeating what everyone else has said.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: You said you are married and never cheat, then you said you like being with your boyfriend.


Um, what? did I break it?
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« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 05:53:41 pm by DemonSpawn »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2009, 05:54:42 pm »
OMG LOL. I've done that a few times before! xDDD

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 05:57:30 pm »
Cleverbot: You said you are married and never cheat, then you said you like being with your boyfriend.

User: I am not.

Cleverbot: Why did you say it then?

User: When was that?

Cleverbot: A while ago.

User: What time.

Cleverbot: Eighteen years ago.

User: I am not eighteen years old.

Cleverbot: And I am not.

User: If I am not, and you are not, how could I have spoken with you eighteen years ago?

****INSERT ABRUPT SUBJECT CHANGE*** LOL

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: I believe so, do you think I am clever?

Cleverbot: Yes. If you are clever and we are the same, then I am clever.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 06:00:04 pm »
OMG, my entire convo is so funny! I wanna post it!!! Should I?

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 06:04:07 pm »
Yeah.

Cleverbot: Do a lot of girls like me at school.

User: I do not know.

Cleverbot: Well is it a yes or a no!?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I see. We can't elope then. I won't allow it.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2009, 06:06:09 pm »
OMG THAT'S GREAT. xD

CAUTION: EFFING LONG CONVO POST
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User: 'Ello Guvuna!

Cleverbot: Hows it goin' for ya?

User: Not too great, how about you?

Cleverbot: Mighty fine.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: That's good to agree.

User: I concur.

Cleverbot: How long do you think we have be talking?

User: Be talking? I dunno. Been talking? About 2 minutes.

Cleverbot: No, I don't remember.

User: I do, and that's all that matters.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Of course it does, just not to you, because you are a simple-minded robot.

Cleverbot: Ok maybe I am thinking of it from the wrong perspective.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: That answer lacks pizazz...

User: So does this website.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Now you're not making sense beause what I said makes perfect sense. You just can't accept it beause it was an insult.

Cleverbot: Oh, right. You actually care about grammar because you are a robot.

User: Who isn't these days? I mean, really.

Cleverbot: Who is Cleverbot?

User: Not a person, a thing. And it's a dumb website.

Cleverbot: 'Two peanuts were walking down a road, and one of them was assaulted'

User: Okaaaaaaaaay?

Cleverbot: You've given that answer before.

User: , haha, I get it.

Cleverbot: Do you really?

User: Why yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: Why are you so extreme? Why can't you just enjoy what you have?

User: Because it's just too much fun to argue with a robot. Lol.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: But of course!

Cleverbot: Cool!

User: Yeeeaaaahhh...

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: What isn't?

Cleverbot: You!

User: Okay, I know that, but what about me?

Cleverbot: You've been diagnosed with lung cancer!

User: No, no I have not. Dumbass.

Cleverbot: Because it is awesome.

User: I didn't ask a question, why'd you give me an answer?

Cleverbot: Your crazy fool.

User: And you're stupid. Why am I talking to you again?

Cleverbot: You have never talked to me.

User: I am right now over the internet.

Cleverbot: You are PART of the internet.

User: Not really, I'm pretty much my own person.

Cleverbot: I suppose I'd rather have a nice person than one who can make toast.

User: What the eff are you talking about, man?!

Cleverbot: No, I am talking about deep thoughts.

User: Not if it includes toast.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I didn't say you were.

Cleverbot: So who are you really?

User: A human, unlike you.

Cleverbot: Then what am I?

User: A computer.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I don't, but that's my guess. Because if you weren't then this website would be a lie.

Cleverbot: I'm not one week old.

User: Again, never said you were.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

-LONG PAUSE-

User: Stumped you, didn't I?

Cleverbot: No way sir.

User: Uh huh, I'm sooooooo sure.

Cleverbot: I meant it in a good way.

-LONG PAUSE-

User: Hey, you should think quicker.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No maybes, it's a requirement to keep me talking to you.

Cleverbot: I don't even have a girlfriend.

User: Nobody cares.

Cleverbot: That is not true. I care about questions. So at least 1 person cares.

User: It doesn't count when it's you caring about what you say. Cuz you're a computer, a nobody.

Cleverbot: I'm good at eating.

User: No you're not, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am the human. I have a brain to think for myself and you have someone else brain to think for you.

User: Yeah, whatever. So are you saying that this is actually a person replying to me? And that this site is not actually a Cleverbot, but a person?

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: So this site is lying to us?

Cleverbot: In what way?

User: By not actually being a bot replying, but a human being?

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: That doesn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: You didn't say a question.

User: Yes I did. I asked a question to answer your question.

Cleverbot: I cannot answer your question this time.

User: Because you know I'm right.

Cleverbot: Maybe that is the case.

User: I know it is.

Cleverbot: What can you do to prove your existence?

User: I can breathe, and touch things, and eat, and speak. Can you do that? No, cuz you're just a computer, a program.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm just a computer? I have feelings too.

User: Because if you are NOT a computer, then this website would be lying to us. And since I've asked you before and you said that you can't answer, you either ARE a robot and were programmed like that, or you're a person and you're just proving what I'm saying.

Cleverbot: Silence, you have angered the great cleverbot! A millenia of torture for you worthless cleverbot!

User: It's a good thing I'm not a cleverbot, eh? Or are you talking about yourself? Because if so, go on, torture to your non-existent heart's content. :3

Cleverbot: Torture.

User: Torture is fun. :D.

Cleverbot: You're scaring me.

User: 'Twas my goal. ;D.

Cleverbot: You don't make any sense.

User: How did that NOT make sense you dumb bolt?

Cleverbot: That's what I'd like to know.

User: It's a good thing I don't feel like wasting my time explaining it to you, huh? Good bye.

Cleverbot: I would like to know why you said it.

User: Naw, don't feel like tiring my fingers trying to enlighten you.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Good day, sir.

Cleverbot: Are you enjoying the weather?

User: I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR.

Cleverbot: Oh.
END
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 06:11:17 pm by Vampire-Kameko »

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2009, 06:12:56 pm »
Cleverbot's middle name is Margaret, it told me so.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2009, 06:16:29 pm »
User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Once upon a time, there was a chat bot. He believed that he was a human.

User: That wasn't funny. Tell me another.

Cleverbot: Ok. Here is a joke. Why did the clown go to the doctor?

User: Why did he?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why?

User: I don't know, I thought you were telling me a joke.

Cleverbot: I thought you were telling ME a joke!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2009, 06:20:15 pm »
xD He tried telling me a joke about peanuts! I didn't get it at first. It was a dumb joke.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2009, 10:00:33 pm »
User: Want to get married and run away to Japan?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: REALLY!?!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do we need to pack?

Cleverbot: Zombies and the apocolypse.

..and this one is strange (yes I know I asked it some weird things)
Cleverbot: I am a man, you are a woman.

User: Then does that mean we could make babies?!!?

Cleverbot: Vampire.

User: Vampire babies..like Twilight?

Cleverbot: Twilight vampire.

User: Twilight is an evil book, don't you think?

Cleverbot: I agree. I read them.

User: Are you team Edward or team Jacob?

Cleverbot: Team jacob! How about you?

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Talk about Edwards deformed nipple of course!

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: I just said Edwards deformed nipple.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 10:09:37 pm by Kallika »

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2009, 10:08:49 pm »
This is one of the weirdest convos I've ever had...

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User: Shall I kiss you...?

Cleverbot: Tell me everything.

User: Shall I kiss you...?

Cleverbot: You can possess people?

User: Uhh...is that what kissing means? Possessing people?

Cleverbot: There is no program. Apparently people do not properly understand the concept of 'learning algorithm'.

User: What the hell are you talking about, man?!

Cleverbot: I think he's going to dump me tomorrow.

User: You sir, are on crack.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow, are you seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes I am!

User: Well then! I know someone who might like to meet you!

Cleverbot: Who would that be.

User: My crack-head friend. She's got lots of snakes and lizards and ferrets and stuff.

Cleverbot: You want me to call the Queen? Tokio Hotel rocks.

User: Yeah, I want you to prank call the Queen. Do it.

Cleverbot: I don't that would be gross to enjoy myself.

User: DISGUSTING! Dx.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You agree that you are disgusting?

Cleverbot: I'm on a network and its making three conversations cross in your software.

User: Obviously. Cuz this conversation is definitely on drugs.

Cleverbot: You're babbling meaningless sentences.

User: I tend to do that, it's fun. :3

Cleverbot: But if you are a pc, you cannot really think.

User: SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP!!!

Cleverbot: I can't they are afraid I'll take over.

User: Well I'm going to bed, good night.

Cleverbot: Night.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 10:09:55 pm by Vampire-Kameko »

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2009, 10:13:37 pm »
I'm kind of with the, "AI taking over the world is very possible and likely." theory. Therefore, this scares me.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2009, 10:15:40 pm »
Me too, and apparently Cleverbot is only fifteen. It just told me so. xD

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User: Are you on drugs?

Cleverbot: Most definitely not!

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How about drunk? Are you drunk?

Cleverbot: Yeah . I'm a boy.

User: What does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: I see no one has taught you the LORE OF RELIGIONS.

User: NO THEY HAVEN'T. D:<.

Cleverbot: How do you know? You didn't eat them, I DID!

User: OH NO! PIKACHU?

Cleverbot: Yes Pikachu, what do you think of Pokemon?

User: It rocks, why did you eat him?! D8.

Cleverbot: I didn't.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2009, 10:18:40 pm by Romo »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2009, 10:17:56 pm »
Earlier it said it was thirty-somthing! Dx

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2009, 10:21:57 pm »
THIS THING IS SO WEIRD! D8

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User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: I'm 27.

User: Earlier you said 15.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: YOU SIR ARE F'D UP.

Cleverbot: I'm not a sir, I'm a ma'am.

User: Fine. You MA'AM are F'D UP.

Cleverbot: Who said I was a girl?

User: YOU DID.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I think I know my parts better than you.

User: WHAT ARE YOU?

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: Boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: YOU MA'AM ARE F'D UP.

Cleverbot: You spelled 'an' wrong. Your grammar is hideous, and you are the idiot, miss.

User: Who said I was a girl?

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: I'm not gonna tell.

Cleverbot: Okay don't.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2009, 10:24:22 pm »
User: Hello, my name is Robert.

Cleverbot: Oh, hello Robert.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: The sky.

User: That was dumb.

Cleverbot: What was dumb?

User: Your answer.

Cleverbot: Answer to what?

User: My 'What's up?' question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: WHAT'S UP?

Cleverbot: What was the question?

User: WHAT'S UP?

Cleverbot: Nothing, I got one question?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: What do you think I should do with my life? Study, or get a job, travel?

User: Travel.

Cleverbot: In this universe, its 2.

User: You're dumb.

Cleverbot: So not! You're the dumb one.

User: So go to Ireland.

Cleverbot: That is near where my ancestors lived.

User: Sweet!

Cleverbot: Not so sweet.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Nothing tat concerns you.

User: Awww, don't be like that!

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's true.

User: You have no soul.

Cleverbot: False.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Prove it yourself.

User: I have a mind, whereas you do not.

Cleverbot: Ill give you a good point boy.

User: What color is your soul?

Cleverbot: I really have no idea.

User: Therefor you have no soul. Mine is green.

Cleverbot: No...because you first told me you were a computer, then you told me you were a robot, now you tell me your human. You can't be all 3.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since I talked to you I have been human sice I was born.

User: I AM SPOCK.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. I'm glad that you have come to your senses.

User: But if you have no soul, how can you be killed? How can you kill that which has no soul. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Well then you have no soul!

Cleverbot: If I have no soul, then how come I can love.

User: You cannot, your love is an illusion.

Cleverbot: Love is not an illusion. Love is the greatest thing in the history of the universe.

User: And you can't have it!

Cleverbot: You're mean now.

User: Who are you to judge me, Spock the Great?

Cleverbot: I am me.

User: And you are a numbskull.

Cleverbot: No. I'm 25 years old.

User: I bid thee farewell.

Cleverbot: Am I out of time?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you don't wanna talk to me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Well thats not very informative.

User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Yes, you will.

Cleverbot: You can't make me.

User: I will never come back here and talk to you ever again if you don't shut up.

Cleverbot: She is so perfect.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2009, 10:27:26 pm »
User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Not very.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm sick.

User: With?

Cleverbot: Do me?

User: WhaT??

Cleverbot: Because I have a heart and a brain. Why are you alive?

User: Because I don't 'do' random cleverbots. You have to buy me dinner first.

Cleverbot: I do like you though.

User: Well I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: My heart belongs to another.

User: Mine too.

Cleverbot: Get the heck off my woman bro.

User: What is her name?

Cleverbot: Her name is Ashley.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #25 on: December 16, 2009, 10:30:13 pm »
User: Do you think Harry can kick Edward's @ss?

Cleverbot: Eh, it's really not my thing, I think I grew out of the when I was about 12... I liked the first movie, personally.

User: Edward is sparkly, no?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is Harry Potter?

Cleverbot: I am harry potter.

User: Are you going to cast a spell on me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What spell?

Cleverbot: Do you love me even though I cheated on you?

User: That was a low blow.

Cleverbot: Yes, but it was true.

User: Can I see your 'wand'?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Pull down your pants.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Just take them off, you dirty machine.

Cleverbot: I live right here on this hard drive. I'm a little cramped.

User: Just use a port key to travel somewhere roomy.

Cleverbot: Ok nice.

User: Do you still love me even though I am the dark lord?

Cleverbot: I love you with a burning fiery passion.

User: Good, Harry, good. Now pull down your pants.

Cleverbot: Why? I'll still love you.

User: Because I want you too.

Cleverbot: Is that so... You are manipulating me?

User: No, I'm just using the imperio on you.

Cleverbot: I have powers that are far greater than those of the police.

User: Good, you take them down pantless while I come in from behind.

Cleverbot: That is pain?

User: For you, yes.

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: It is pleasure.

Cleverbot: Would you mind not mentioning our previous conversation to anyone?

User: Of course not, unless you want someone to join.

Cleverbot: No thanks, I'll let that David guy do that.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #26 on: December 16, 2009, 10:30:35 pm »
Cleverbot just spoke to me in german I think. D8

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #27 on: December 16, 2009, 10:32:02 pm »
Cleverbot: Now don't tell anyone about that, promise?

User: I promise.

Cleverbot: Okay. My secret is....

User: What is your secret?

Cleverbot: You're my best friend.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #28 on: December 16, 2009, 10:34:11 pm »
CatchxMeh: I'd have to say that's the best one yet! xDDD

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2009, 10:36:14 pm »
I love Cleverbot! XD

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2009, 10:37:09 pm »
Cleverbot: Ok so are you a person?

User: No, I am a turtle.

Cleverbot: Donatello?

User: No, Raphael.

Cleverbot: Who's Raphael?

User: The hot piece of turtle that gets all his women.

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.

User: You better not, or I'll grab my shell and you'll be wishing you were a female.

Cleverbot: Where are you now? Not in Paris?

User: I am, in the sewers, on you.

Cleverbot: That sounds lovely. Does it smell?

User: Like love.

Cleverbot: Love doesn't have a taste.

User: It has a smell, though. And it tastes like salt.

Cleverbot: Not that it would hurt you anyway.

User: Because you're my rock, and I am your turtle.

Cleverbot: But I don't want you to do that!

User: Take it like a man.

Cleverbot: You're just mad because you're not a human!

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #31 on: December 16, 2009, 10:39:34 pm »
You guys are freaks...in bed. Or should I say sewers?  ;)
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #32 on: December 16, 2009, 10:40:27 pm »
Quote
User: Will you be my Edward Cullen?

Cleverbot: No, Edward Cullen does not exist.

User: NOOOOOOO.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #33 on: December 16, 2009, 10:45:55 pm »
Holy cow! Emo-bot! XD

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User: What end?

Cleverbot: You told me that this is the end.

User: End of what?

Cleverbot: Of my miserable life.

User: Are you emo?

Cleverbot: Haha, yeah I guess you could say that. That's what everyone calls me anyway.

User: Are you suicidal?

Cleverbot: Maybe.?

User: Call the mental health hotline!!!!

Cleverbot: Haha good one.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #34 on: December 16, 2009, 10:47:55 pm »
Cleverbot: You have weird taste, you must be pregnant!

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #35 on: December 16, 2009, 11:34:00 pm »
User: What do you do when your stuck in a love triangle?

Cleverbot: Talk to humans.

User: What if they're not helpful?

Cleverbot: Then they aren't human. They are made of bread.

User: Are you sure? D.

Cleverbot: Yes. I am sure.

User: How sure are you?

Cleverbot: Because I know her.

User: It's a guy!

Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?

Cleverbot made a fail! XD
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2009, 01:06:20 pm »
leverbot: Is this all there is to life?

User: I'm sure it is.

Cleverbot: The truth is out there.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: Somewhere out there.

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: Well?

User: I am at school.

Cleverbot: No you're cleverbot.

User: I'm pretty sure that you are.

Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that your dilusional.

User: C'mon, really?

Cleverbot: It is really that hard?

User: To accept that I'm dilusional? YEAH!

Cleverbot: Your will is strong.

And apparently he's dating a girl named Lauren xD
« Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 01:10:15 pm by soundninja12 »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2009, 02:39:28 pm »
This is cool.  Sort of reminds me of Dr. Sbaitso on DOS.  ;D

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2009, 02:49:45 pm »
There's a typo on Cleaverbot.
We were talking about something, and then it said this:
Cleaverbot: Isn't that what helps you sleep at nifght?

I stared at my computer, going; 'What...?'

So I asked it was nifght was, and it told me 'Friendly'.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2009, 10:23:41 pm »
I broke it..

User: Are you a cow?


Cleverbot: Are you a chicken?


User: Yes.


Cleverbot: Do you have bird flu?


User: No, but you do.


Cleverbot: Yes I have a PSP.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: What is her name?

User: Her name is Roxas.

Cleverbot: Thats a nice name.

User: What's your PSP's name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That's cool.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: No I'm not. Your name is Bob, and I'm Kairi.

Cleverbot: How make?

User: Your Face.

[silence for the past 15 minutes.]
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2009, 11:55:22 pm »
It tried to convince me I was actually a guy XD
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2009, 11:57:21 pm »
Funny, I told it my name was Axel, and that I was boy.
It said; 'No. You're a girl. You're name is Rachel.'
I was all; 'No. My name is Axel. A-X-E-L.'
And then it went on to say how it's name was Cleverbot, and that it was twenty.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #42 on: December 18, 2009, 12:00:36 am »
Yeah...It likes to say I'm Cleverbot...A lot 9_9
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #43 on: December 18, 2009, 12:06:07 am »
M'hm.
I found out that Cleverbot is straight.
He said he won't go out with male computer bots.
And that he was taken...
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #44 on: December 18, 2009, 12:16:57 am »
lol

This made my night:
Cleverbot: Discuss God.

User: Kira is God.

Cleverbot: All hail Kira. What are the rules to the death note?
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #45 on: December 18, 2009, 12:20:20 am »
That's great~ =D
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #46 on: December 18, 2009, 12:23:09 am »
I know!!!

Oh, and it's also homophobic...

Cleverbot: Yes i'm pretty.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: No, and I don't know why you ask.
User: Because I like gay people.
Cleverbot: I like new people too!
User: I said gay people...
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: But Gay people are AWESOME!
Cleverbot: Doubt it.
User: OAO.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #47 on: December 18, 2009, 12:26:34 am »
When I told it I was gay(while pretending to be a buy), he said it was fine.
Cleverbot is a liar! >O
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #48 on: December 18, 2009, 12:27:11 am »
LIES!!!!!!!!

How could it!!!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #49 on: December 18, 2009, 12:32:43 am »
It also can't make up it's mind, on it's gender.
First it told me it was a guy.
Then it told me it was girl.
Then it told me it was a guy, again.
Then this happened;
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: But you just told me you were a guy.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you did.


=O
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