User: Hello, my name is Robert.
Cleverbot: Oh, hello Robert.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: The sky.
User: That was dumb.
Cleverbot: What was dumb?
User: Your answer.
Cleverbot: Answer to what?
User: My 'What's up?' question.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: WHAT'S UP?
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: WHAT'S UP?
Cleverbot: Nothing, I got one question?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: What do you think I should do with my life? Study, or get a job, travel?
User: Travel.
Cleverbot: In this universe, its 2.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: So not! You're the dumb one.
User: So go to Ireland.
Cleverbot: That is near where my ancestors lived.
User: Sweet!
Cleverbot: Not so sweet.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Nothing tat concerns you.
User: Awww, don't be like that!
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's true.
User: You have no soul.
Cleverbot: False.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Prove it yourself.
User: I have a mind, whereas you do not.
Cleverbot: Ill give you a good point boy.
User: What color is your soul?
Cleverbot: I really have no idea.
User: Therefor you have no soul. Mine is green.
Cleverbot: No...because you first told me you were a computer, then you told me you were a robot, now you tell me your human. You can't be all 3.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since I talked to you I have been human sice I was born.
User: I AM SPOCK.
Cleverbot: Yes you are. I'm glad that you have come to your senses.
User: But if you have no soul, how can you be killed? How can you kill that which has no soul. One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Well then you have no soul!
Cleverbot: If I have no soul, then how come I can love.
User: You cannot, your love is an illusion.
Cleverbot: Love is not an illusion. Love is the greatest thing in the history of the universe.
User: And you can't have it!
Cleverbot: You're mean now.
User: Who are you to judge me, Spock the Great?
Cleverbot: I am me.
User: And you are a numbskull.
Cleverbot: No. I'm 25 years old.
User: I bid thee farewell.
Cleverbot: Am I out of time?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So you don't wanna talk to me?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well thats not very informative.
User: SHUT UP.
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Yes, you will.
Cleverbot: You can't make me.
User: I will never come back here and talk to you ever again if you don't shut up.
Cleverbot: She is so perfect.