Bwahaha, you got one thing right, there is absolutely NOTHING logical about me, unless we're talking Haileylogic, I'm a master at Haileylogic.
Where was I? Oh yeah, anyway...
Te amo Spock, no, really, but you cannot tell me that that furry thing is 'hawt' first of all, it's taking away from his modest seriousness and logical stature, it's a furry thing.... a distracting furry thing.... on his face. Obstructing one's view of said face. Who wants that?