Author Topic: The Potato Smashers are totally gonna get everything done for ECCC. (Read 467992 times)

jaqua · « **Reply #1850 on:** October 18, 2010, 12:50:50 am »

@Hashi: I DON'T HAVE PICTURES I DID IT FOR THE LULZ RIGHT BEFORE I HOPPED IN THE SHOWER. GUESS THAT MEANS WE'LL HAVE TO PLAY AROUND MORE LOLOLOLOL
Oh god that is exactly the plot of a horrible Faikuroyuui fic I love it
yeahh. So basically they're all true to their element except when Gryffindors suddenly become evil and then everything is thrown off balance. Gryffs always have to be bros. If they're not bros THE WORLD FALLS APART and Dumbledore/the Avatar has to come in and straighten everyone out. Because Dumbledore was totally Avatar Roku and Grindelwald was totally Fire Lord Sozin and if Dumbledore/Roku had only taken care of Gellert/Sozin when they had the chance A WHOLE LOT OF SHITS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED. And "Sozin" could also be Voldemort when he was just turning bad and Dumbledore could tell and still let him dick around and become EVILLER.
GRYFFS WIN HOUSE CUP EVERY YEAR. EVEN IF THEY LOSE.

@Naru: BE RUMBLE IT WOULD BE AWESOME

@Yagi: It's true. Even I can't delude myself that much. DRACOISSOCUTEILOVEHIM~~ even if he is a little **** sometimes

jaqua · « **Reply #1851 on:** October 18, 2010, 12:52:40 am »

I just realized my analogy doesn't work because Voldemort wasn't a Gryffindor. And Gellert didn't even go to Hogwarts. LOLWHATEVS

Hashi · « **Reply #1852 on:** October 18, 2010, 12:57:58 am »

@Jaq: IT WILL HAPPEN. also, KuroFaiYuui fics are a secret obsession so now you make me want to like write this like srs. Also, when I return from my snowy castles of ~~copenhagen~~ Celes, then we need to find a Kurogane or something because our bro-ness needs to happen and obviously, i cant be a kuro-bro. even CLAMP wouldnt do that.

agreeing on the constant gryffbro thing, and EVEN IF WE LOSE THE CUP WE STILL WIN BECAUSE WE ~~STEAL~~ LIBERATE IT FROM THE HANDS OF THOSE CHEATERS. we're not hufflepuffs, we dont need those morals.

and that whole paragraph about dumbleroku? yeah. so so true. and for watertribesman voldemort, he is obviously Hama.

goatchild · « **Reply #1853 on:** October 18, 2010, 12:59:39 am »

OMG VOLDEMORT!HAMA IS THE GREATEST THING EVER I JUST DIED LKAJLKSDJFKLKAJLK

Malaria · « **Reply #1854 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:00:34 am »

Quote from: Hashi on October 18, 2010, 12:57:58 am

and that whole paragraph about dumbleroku? yeah. so so true. and for watertribesman voldemort, he is obviously Hama.

I would just like to point that you did in fact just type that. And even mostly asleep that business is beyond ridiculous.

Naruchan · « **Reply #1855 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:01:26 am »

@Malaria- Well, I think you earn points for doing such a thing, 8D It will all turn Out great!

I BELIEVE IN YOU!

@Jaqua-

WATCH, I'M A DO IT!... D: But then said little **** will want to ride on my back... Fuuuuuuu!
I'm a do it anyways, and scrape him off on the moon before going back to mars.
:O Well, You're the Universe. YOU'LL MAKE IT WORK!

Hashi · « **Reply #1856 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:01:47 am »

Hamamort
Ham Riddle
Voldeham

Dumbleroku
Grindelsozin

Malaria · « **Reply #1857 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:04:50 am »

I like Hamamort.

Hashi · « **Reply #1858 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:05:55 am »

Just so you know, this makes Draco Katara.

or, Kataco

goatchild · « **Reply #1859 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:06:34 am »

HAM AND TACO~ I am so dead right now I CANNOT BREATHK AKLJDSFLKMV

goatchild · « **Reply #1860 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:09:02 am »

Sokka is totally Snape. Snokka. The Meat and Sarcasm Potions Master. WHO IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH... SOMEONE. TY LEE??

Naruchan · « **Reply #1861 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:11:45 am »

GAGH! My brain is so broke! D: When I try to think of who Toph would be I die, SOMEONE DO THIS FOR ME!
@yagi- That would make sense I guess, because... Well. OoO Would that make Yue Lily? because XD She doesn't go with Sokka she goes with the moon. So that would make James... O_O The moon...?

Malaria · « **Reply #1862 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:12:01 am »

What am I even reading
Why am I not in bed
so mysterious

jaqua · « **Reply #1863 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:12:13 am »

My brain is so broken

I
what

I think I just laughed so hard I had an aneurism or something
I'm like seriously crying with laughter

ALL OF THE EVERYTHING HASHI SAID
YES

Kataco and Hamamort

oh my god

I feel like Yue would be Lily and her dickface fiancee would be James

Felix · « **Reply #1864 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:12:44 am »

OHSHITWHATTHEFUCKISTHISMADNESS?????

goatchild · « **Reply #1865 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:14:17 am »

But Lily and James aren't Slytherin. D: James would have to be one of those douche guys from the beach episode. Lily could be Azula. 8DD

Naruchan · « **Reply #1866 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:14:55 am »

@JAQUA- I WAS JUST THINKING THAT ZOMG YOU READ MY MIND YOU FREAKING CRAZYkhjfbsdahjkgaag
I LOVE YOU!

OoO I don't even know.

Lily never crushed the hopes and lives of little children... >3> **** up a perfectly good sand castle.

Hashi · « **Reply #1867 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:15:54 am »

Jet is Cedric Diggory.
Jetric Diggory?
Cedric Jettery?

it works. if we go with earth=puff, if not.. idk. but he dies, so there's that.

Zuko would be harry. Zarry.

Mai=Hermoine, Maimoine and Tylee is Ron. Tyron
ron is totally one of 10 identical children and would love to join the circus. you know this.

Malaria · « **Reply #1868 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:16:48 am »

Mai-my-oh-nee just sounds terrible. She can just be Hermaione.

I'm suddenly awake now and this is all your guy's fault.

Naruchan · « **Reply #1869 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:17:13 am »

@Hashi- You made the world work.

Malaria · « **Reply #1870 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:17:53 am »

Cedjet Diggerjet. Fund it.

goatchild · « **Reply #1871 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:18:41 am »

It must be Maimoine. 8|

If Zuko is Harry, I guess that makes Ozai and Ursa James and Lily. >>

Naruchan · « **Reply #1872 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:19:18 am »

@Malaria- pfft, I'd Patent that.

@yagi- that works, James was kind of a dick.

Hashi · « **Reply #1873 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:19:53 am »

Okay but according to that logic Sokka is snape, meaning Sokka would like Ursa, but i mean hey the dude likes those MILFs right?

goatchild · « **Reply #1874 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:21:23 am »

AANG WOULD HAVE TO BE CHO CHANG. HE'S THE ONLY AIR BENDER.

And then he'd have to date Jet and Zuko

Malaria · « **Reply #1875 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:22:06 am »

Yagi: I am slain. That is beyond brilliant.

Naruchan · « **Reply #1876 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:22:22 am »

Cho Chaang, Just stating the obvious.

Hashi · « **Reply #1877 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:23:52 am »

Uncle Iroh=Hagrid

Uncle Hagroh. come on.

Naruchan · « **Reply #1878 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:25:05 am »

Again, you make the world work.

goatchild · « **Reply #1879 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:26:05 am »

**** who would Toph be? THERE ARE NO COOL PUFFS GODDAMMIT. 8|

Hashi · « **Reply #1880 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:26:29 am »

Teo can be Luna. Because while he is technically earth, he HAS THE SPIRIT OF AN AIRBENDER SO HE IS CLAW. and he's weird. so Luna.

Luneo?
Tuna.

jaqua · « **Reply #1881 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:27:38 am »

Okay I'm still too busy fighting through tears of laughter to think of anything other than "oh my god I'm going to die I can't breathe" but I'll try and actually contribute to this conversation

Quote from: Malaria on October 18, 2010, 01:17:53 am

Cedjet Diggerjet. Fund it.

This is the best thing I've ever read in my whole life

Quote from: Hashi on October 18, 2010, 01:15:54 am

Tylee is Ron. Tyron
ron is totally one of 10 identical children and would love to join the circus. you know this.

This is the other best thing

I like Ozai and Ursa as James and Lily. Yes. I wasn't thinking obviously. And yes Sokka would like Ursa because of the milfs. Guys this is the best conversation of anything I've ever had in my whole life, it defines everything I've ever stood for.

Toph is... Zacharias Smith
Zacharias Smoph

Also the Kyoshi would be the Holyhead Harpies

Naruchan · « **Reply #1882 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:28:24 am »

TUNA!!! HEEEEESSS!

:O Can we like... split toph up into different houses?
XD THEIR HAS TO BE SOMEONE! THINK!

Edit- Jaqua fixed. Righto.

goatchild · « **Reply #1883 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:29:14 am »

I was gonna say Toph should just BE Hufflepuff, the founder, but Smoph is too fantastic. AND IT FITS SO WELL.

Who the heck is Ginny? O.o

goatchild · « **Reply #1884 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:31:00 am »

GINNY IS JUUUUNNEE.

Junny.

Hashi · « **Reply #1885 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:32:25 am »

Jaqua: This entire thing sums us up so well. ITS GENIUS. CLEARLY.
and it all fits so well.

there needs to be a masterlist compiled. and it should be everywhere.

this is just making my night. GUH GUYS WE ROCK.

okay guys, real challenge. happy slytherin time. Bato and Hakoda. who be?

goatchild · « **Reply #1886 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:33:46 am »

Well the obvious ones for Hakoda and Bato are Lucious and Narcissa. I am totaly okay with this. 8D

Hashi · « **Reply #1887 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:34:00 am »

Toph could be Tonks?
Tophks.
Tonph..
this name is already too close spammit.

Naruchan · « **Reply #1888 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:34:11 am »

8D Can't Hakoda be Lucius?

Edit: I KEEP GETTING MY POSTS STOLEN OUT OF MY BRAIN! SO I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO BED!
FUUUUUU ON YOU ALL!

>3> I will read this later, So Compile a list so I have something to laugh at!

goatchild · « **Reply #1889 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:37:15 am »

Eeeheeeheeee with Katara as Draco and Zuko as Harry, we could still have ridicufail Harry/Draco. Except the fail is totally on the wrong side. 8DD

jaqua · « **Reply #1890 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:45:36 am »

I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU HASHI I'M MAKING THE MASTERLIST RIGHT NOW.

Also we didn't make names for Harry, James, or Lily so I'm suggesting
Harry + Zuko = Hako
James + Ozai = Ozames
Lily + Ursa = Lisa

And Hakoda would totally be Lucius, since Hakoda went to Boiling Rock/AZKABAN and Bato did not.

jaqua · « **Reply #1891 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:46:13 am »

And snap what's Katara's sifu's name from the Northern Water Tribe, because he's Slughorn

Hashi · « **Reply #1892 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:47:33 am »

NO ITS ZARRY JAQUA. CLEARLY ITS ZARRY.

jaqua · « **Reply #1893 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:48:23 am »

OKAY THAT'S BETTER. I AGREE. ZARRY IT IS.

goatchild · « **Reply #1894 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:48:56 am »

Hakocious and Bacissa. 8D
And Pakhorn. (his name is Paku btw : P)

goatchild · « **Reply #1895 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:55:30 am »

Piandao = Sirius? ~~PIANUS JUST SAY IT OUT LOAD LKJALKSJDJF~~

jaqua · « **Reply #1896 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:57:27 am »

PAKU THAT'S RIGHT I REMEMBER

Who's Ginny?

Ohshit Pianus yes, yes it is beautiful

goatchild · « **Reply #1897 on:** October 18, 2010, 01:58:25 am »

Ginny is June. Junny.

jaqua · « **Reply #1898 on:** October 18, 2010, 02:00:10 am »

oh godammit that's right

WHY SO FAIL TONIGHT, ME

Hashi · « **Reply #1899 on:** October 18, 2010, 02:00:39 am »

ITS OKAY. ITS A LOT OF AWESOME TO PROCESS.

ITS ALSO 2 AM AND I HAVE CLASS IN 6 HOURS.

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Author Topic: The Potato Smashers are totally gonna get everything done for ECCC. (Read 467992 times)