I'm 5'2''!
(Do I win?)
I just see the beginning of the name "krist" and it throws me off. When I hear it, too, I freak out a little, because I'm all, "Who's saying my name?!" but it turns out to be someone else.
And awww, oh well. There are more fish and crab in the sea.... We'll find ourselves a Mr. Krabs.