"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)
"This anime is obviously a romantic comedy! Haruhi and I are main characters, and that means we are love interests!" -Tameki
"Then what are we?" Hikaru & Kaoru
"You two are the homosexual supporting cast! (draws a line in between them) Please do not cross this line." -Tameki (Host Club)
“What else would I be here for? To illegally enter the premises, of course.” -Suzumiya Haruhi Novel
"For some reason I was moved by Haruhi's words, she can always find a way to turn any illegally obtained object into her legal possession. Does she intend to become a professional thief?"
"Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" -Kakashi (Naruto)
"I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!" -Jiraiya (Naruto)