Author Topic: Favorite Movie/play Quote? (Read 9052 times)

soundninja12 · « **on:** April 28, 2010, 05:32:00 pm »

Self explanatory~
Mine are:

Harry Potter the Musical-
Harry: Just like the spiderman movie. MJ and Peter Parker can't be together.
Ginny: But the whole point of Spiderman 2 is that Peter Parker and MJ can be together...
Harry: Yeah, I know, but the point of Spiderman 3 is that EVERYTHING SUCKS AND THEN FALLS TO SH*T! Ginny, what I'm trying to say is, I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3... I hated that movie...

Pirates of the Caribbean-
Jack Sparrow: Will you tell me something? Have you come because you need help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, a damsel in distress, either or?

Those were the first two off the top of my head, now lets hear yours~

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2010, 05:59:09 pm »

Star Trek '09 Movie-
'Bones' McCoy: I may throw up on you.
Kirk: I think these things are pretty safe.
'Bones' McCoy: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Kirk: Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.

'Bones' McCoy: I don't need a doctor, damnit, I AM a doctor!
Flight Officer: You need to get back to your seat.
'Bones' McCoy: I had one. In the bathroom with no windows.

All I can remember right now are Star Trek quotes. XD

KHking · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:10:28 pm »

"No day but today."
That would be Mimi from RENT

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2010, 06:16:20 pm »

Here's a couple of mine~

Sherlock Holmes '09:
Sherlock Holmes: Madam, I need you to remain calm and trust me I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.

Iron Man '09:
Tony Stark: That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley?
Christine Everheart: Brown, actually.
Tony Stark: Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.
Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?
Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.

Rhodey: You crazy S.O.B! You know you owe me a plane, right?
Tony Stark: Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...

jaybug · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2010, 09:27:46 pm »

Do you think he's compensating for something Donkey? Shrek

reppy · « **Reply #5 on:** April 29, 2010, 02:31:23 am »

Clerks
Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2010, 10:54:25 am »

Howl's moving castle.
Calcifer: Here's another curse for you, may all your bacon burn!

The lion king
Nala: Have you guys seen Simba?
Timon: I thought he was with you.
Nala: He was but now I can't find him. Where is he?
Rafiki: You won't find him here. The King has returned.
Nala: I don't believe it. He's gone back.
Timon: What?
[looks up and sees Rafiki has disappeared]
Timon: Hey, what's going on here? Who's the monkey?
Nala: Simba's gone back to challenge Scar.
Timon: Who?
Nala: Scar.
Pumbaa: Who's got a scar?
Nala: No no no. It's his uncle.
Timon: The monkey's his uncle?
Nala: No. Simba's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king.
Timon, Pumbaa: Ohhh.
(i dunno why, but i've been watching this movie sence i was 7 and i still crack up laughing at this part xD)

My neighbor Totoro
Mei: *puts flowers on the table* Look i'm the flower lady!

(I probably have more fave quotes i'll post later xD)

RemSaverem · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2010, 03:02:30 pm »

Dad: So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?
Young Daughter: Can I get a puppy?
Dad: You wanna get a dog?
Young Daughter: Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!
[laughs]
Young Daughter: I'm just ******g with you Daddy... I'd love a bench made model 42 butterfly knife!
Dad: [relieved] Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!
...................If you have to guess, you haven't seen.........
"Kick-***!"

NARUNIK · « **Reply #8 on:** April 30, 2010, 10:48:40 pm »

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The Simpsons movie
Ralph: I like men now.

The_Geek · « **Reply #9 on:** May 01, 2010, 10:30:04 am »

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
+ Hamlet Act II, scene ii

jaybug · « **Reply #10 on:** May 01, 2010, 09:40:07 pm »

You sir, are an @sshole. From Ferris Buehler's Day Off.

We're all @ssholes on this ship. Space Balls.

This is your saliva line, to see how hot I can make you. Caddyshack.

Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Airplane.

What do you make of this?
A plane, a hat, a pteradactyl! Airplane.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue. Airplane.

reppy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 01, 2010, 10:01:57 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on May 01, 2010, 09:40:07 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up <blank>. Airplane.

That's my go to line when we're having a really bad day at work.

CloudStrife32 · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2010, 10:02:28 pm »

Look~
I found more. =3=

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones:
Obi-Wan: If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin: I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan: Only in your mind, my VERY young apprentice.

Airplane!:
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
Jay: What are you trying to say? Just say it already.
Silent Bob: [screams] THE SIGN on the back of the car said "Critters Of HOLLYWOOD", YOU DUMB ****!
Jay: Say it, don't spray it.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2010, 02:21:03 am »

Just about EVERY line from Aliens.

RemSaverem · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2010, 08:54:40 pm »

Typo fixed, thanks.
Can't believe, all those Airplane! quotes, but not my favorite:
Pre-pubescent girl, to stewardess who has asked if she takes cream or sugar in her coffee:
"I like it black. <half-beat of pause>. Like my men."

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Metatron: You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?
Metatron: Tell a person that you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly. Mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and suddenly everybody is a theology scholar.
--Dogma.
[Bethany decides to accompany Jay and Silent Bob to New Jersey]
Bethany: I want to go with you.
Jay: What, steady?... OK, but Silent Bob has to live with us and you pay the rent.
--Dogma.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2010, 10:39:51 pm »

"What the hell is a hufflepuff?"
"Yeah it's gunna be totally awesome!"
"Well I don't FIND that suprising at all!"
"Ten points to Dumbledore."
"Oh, It's just that I never.. I never really ever... I never really ever ever really ever considered another reason for me being so evil... I just kill people that try to get me to open up, you know? Oops!"
"You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."

All from AVPM. My new favorite thing ever. XD

luvan1me · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2010, 09:52:13 pm »

blades of glory
"I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up..." ~Hector XD

corpse bride
"I've got a... dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!" ~Victor Van Dort

Horton hears a who
"Don't worry citizens of whoville! I'm light, as a feather." ~Horton

meet the robinsons
"Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
[the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." XDDD

and last but NOT least
Monty python and the holy grail!

"[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! "

XDDD and that NEVER gets old =w=

reppy · « **Reply #17 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:19:50 pm »

Quote from: luvan1me on May 03, 2010, 09:52:13 pm

and last but NOT least
Monty python and the holy grail!

"[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.

[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off! "

XDDD and that NEVER gets old =w=

UGHHHH SO CLASSIC. XD *nerd snort*

luvan1me · « **Reply #18 on:** May 03, 2010, 10:21:55 pm »

LOL i know, right??? XDDDD
and i remember this line that made me go O.O OwO >D<
(pirates: at world ends)
"Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!"~ Gibbs

i srsly couldn't stop laughing at that in the theater XDDD

soundninja12 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 04, 2010, 06:43:29 am »

Quote from: luvan1me on May 03, 2010, 09:52:13 pm

blades of glory
meet the robinsons
"Bowler Hat Guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
[the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?
T-Rex: 'Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through." XDDD

WOO~

Quote from: DemonSpawn on May 02, 2010, 10:39:51 pm

"You think killing people might make them like you but it doesn't. It just makes people dead."

All from AVPM. My new favorite thing ever. XD

<3

luvan1me · « **Reply #20 on:** May 04, 2010, 08:57:43 pm »

lol i know XD i love that t-rex X3

KHking · « **Reply #21 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:24:55 pm »

"Victory is only good if you can share it with your friends!"
From the awful Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #22 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:19:31 pm »

I liked that movie ;o;

Pchan · « **Reply #23 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:31:38 pm »

"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."
Spaceballs

CheshireStray · « **Reply #24 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:29:02 pm »

*insert whole script of sweeney todd*

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #25 on:** May 25, 2010, 12:21:11 pm »

"Rick? Boiling hot tar all over your face?"

From The Nerd

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #26 on:** May 25, 2010, 04:13:51 pm »

Quote from: Pchan on May 24, 2010, 08:31:38 pm

"Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend."
Spaceballs

That entire movie was so ridiculous. XD

soundninja12 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 25, 2010, 06:02:15 pm »

^^ I didn't get to see 'The Nerd' ;O;
I wish that I could've. Jeremy is such an awesome actor!

^ I despised that movie >.e

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #28 on:** May 25, 2010, 06:03:32 pm »

"guys stop that."
"No go get a roof."
"I was here first you get a roof."

~Iron man 2

soundninja12 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 25, 2010, 07:58:40 pm »

"Goodness, look at my wrist, I must be going!"
- Dr. Horrible

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #30 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:06:13 pm »

^Best.....ever. < 3

Boondock Saints
- Star Trek Ref.
Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

There were many other epic lines. But they hold...a lot of bad language. DX

soundninja12 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 25, 2010, 08:07:07 pm »

BOONDOCK SAINTS <3

RemSaverem · « **Reply #32 on:** May 26, 2010, 11:53:39 am »

"One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know." -- Groucho Marx in the Marx Brothers classic, "Animal Crackers". I think I was like 6 when I saw it and it (no pun intended) cracked me up.

Probably one of the ones I quote the most frequently is, "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"--Peter Sellers in "Dr. Strangelove, or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb".

KHking · « **Reply #33 on:** May 26, 2010, 07:33:12 pm »

"It puts the lotion in the basket."
Silence of the Lambs.

jaybug · « **Reply #34 on:** May 26, 2010, 09:45:00 pm »

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #35 on:** May 27, 2010, 12:47:07 am »

"Urinate! Urinate or your kidneys will explode!"

Also The Nerd

Wuntvor · « **Reply #36 on:** May 27, 2010, 02:41:04 am »

V THIS V

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #37 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:28:48 am »

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT MY FAVORITE MOVE~ ; o ;

The Birdcage-

"You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside."

"Albert: Don't give me that tone!
Armand: What tone?
Albert: That sarcastic contemptuous tone that means you know everything because you're a man, and I know nothing because I'm a woman.
Armand: You're not a woman.
Albert: Oh, you bastard!" (Remind you, Albert is a Drag Queen)

"Albert Goldman: Whatever I am, he made me! I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me! I'm this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING!
Armand: I made you short?"

"Agador: My father was the shaman of his tribe mmk? And my mother was the high priestess.
Armand: So why the hell did they move to New Jersey?
Agador: I don't know, they so stupid."

"I assure you, Mother is just following a train of thought to a logical, yet absurd conclusion... much in the same way Jonathan Swift did when he suggested the Irish feed their babies to the rich."

AGH! Best movie ever. *0*

snowshoedtiger · « **Reply #38 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:04:29 am »

Young Frankenstein: Frederic: What knockers! Inga:Why that you doctor.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 27, 2010, 12:11:03 pm »

Corpse Bride:
"Why go up there, when people are dying to get down here?"
xD
Dr. ... Something >.e

luvan1me · « **Reply #40 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:31:55 pm »

LOLOL love the birdcage and corspebride <3~

jaybug · « **Reply #41 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:45:59 pm »

From Young Frankenstein, every time someone would say Frau Blucher, the horses off screen would neigh!

NARUNIK · « **Reply #42 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:51:41 pm »

Lord of the Rings

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

KHking · « **Reply #43 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:26:46 pm »

"Don't worry about the snakes in the garden when there are spiders in your bed."
Disturbing Behavior

jaybug · « **Reply #44 on:** May 28, 2010, 09:09:22 pm »

Guy in a straight jacket during a heat wave says " My _alls itch!" So he drags himself all over the rubber room trying to scratch them.

Same movie, PeeWee Herman, says, after being caught out, I'm sorry I took your money. Several times, but upon leaving says in a very deep and rough voice, "I'm NOT Sorry!" My first exposure to PeeWee Herman. Oh that's bad. ugh.

luvan1me · « **Reply #45 on:** May 28, 2010, 10:50:06 pm »

HAAHAHAHAHAHA! i love pee wee herman XDDDD he's funnayz! soo weird! @.@

KHking · « **Reply #46 on:** May 29, 2010, 11:23:22 am »

^My mom was in Big Top Pee Wee.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 29, 2010, 03:20:38 pm »

No Pee Wee Herman ;.;

LadyYunaBraska · « **Reply #48 on:** May 30, 2010, 06:53:40 pm »

"Daphne: What did the barmaid say?
Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."
Daphne: About Mort Kemnon, dumb---? "

"Lodge: [narrating] Flynn is alone with the Grimmoire.
Leo: I stab it! Wait! I BACKSTAB it!
Cass: Good call.
Lodge: You can't backstab it! You can't sneak attack an inanimate object!
Leo: Why not? It's PRONE!
Lodge: It doesn't have a discernible anatomy!
Leo: It's got a SPINE! Doesn't it?
[Leo rolls a fumble, causing Flynn to stab himself]
Leo: [in shock] Bards suck.
Lodge: That... was unprecedented, Leo."

All hail The Gamers: Dorkness Rising

KHking · « **Reply #49 on:** May 30, 2010, 08:35:20 pm »

"Forget regret, or life is yours to miss."
~Mimi, RENT

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Author Topic: Favorite Movie/play Quote? (Read 9052 times)