Stupid lines, edits, and dub-induced plot holes

[thesirensings]

I mean really, who hasn't run into these before?

Whether it's 4kids turning guns into showerheads, or Digimon characters talking about their non-existent families, or just the plain unbelievably ridiculous lines ("Go, before I throw you down on the ground and rape ya!"), they've all been a source of outrage, and, occasionally, a good laugh.

So, who else can add some to the list?

And remember, people die if they are killed.

[Hazuza]

Butterfree. :c



Also,

[KHking]

"You spoony bard!"

[reppy]

Home For Infinite Losers

[Negima]

I could never get over how 4kids would just sweep a character off to the side and simply say, "She's sick and won't come out," or, "Take her to the prison for a while," and the character is never mentioned again.  it makes very little sense and it's very difficult to have a character's death be a part of another character's development while not mentioning the character ever again.

Also, taken from "X," Hong Kong subbed.
"Oh no, you're hurt.  You're breeding."

(Hey, 2000th post!)

[oslapedo]

("Go, before I throw you down on the ground and rape ya!")

Omg wtf!

Chick: Bless you, thanks
Potential rapist: I sure get sick of playing the good guy all the time

How does stuff like this exist ~

[thesirensings]

"It's a school festival. It's a festival organized by the school."

[reppy]

Who else can forget in DBZ .. "I'm going to send you.. to the next dimension."  (not verbatim, but you know..)

[VampireFangs103]

Basically the ENTIRE Sailor Moon series. lol. They cut and edited that **** up so much in a desperate attempt to make it a series for all ages instead of older teens. They took the most well-known out anime lesbian couple and made them cousins. Made male characters female. Cut an entire season. It's really quite depressing. x3

[Negima]

("Go, before I throw you down on the ground and rape ya!")

Omg wtf!

Chick: Bless you, thanks
Potential rapist: I sure get sick of playing the good guy all the time

How does stuff like this exist ~

They read Twilight.

(Seriously, that had to be the least likely reply she could have said to that comment.)

[Wuntvor]

How about Tokyo Mew Mew?  Lets just change the name of the show and every character in it as well as the order of the episodes.  Umm... yeah.  

Cardcaptor Sakura wasn't much better.  

How about the episode of Sonic X where they had Knuckles go into a bar.  They replaced the bar with a burger shop!  

They also had a few episodes where characters died in a space battle.  They just cut all of that out.  

The entire episode of Outlaw Star that never aired in the US.  

Don't even get me started on One Piece.    

[thesirensings]

Riceballs.

Pokemon
Tokyo Mew Mew
Sailor Moon

[thesirensings]

"Let me be your sheath."

[reppy]

Riceballs.

Pokemon
Tokyo Mew Mew
Sailor Moon

Yeah. D:  Sadness.  Speaking of which, I don't think I've ever had one of those and every time I see them I want to nom.

[Negima]

Cardcaptor Sakura wasn't much better.  

Thank you so much for giving the correct title.  I disliked the US-version so much I can't even stand the US-title.

[thesirensings]

This image speaks for itself.

[KHking]

ALL OF SONIC X.

[The_Geek]

CardCaptors made me want to tear my hair out with the editing of relationships. 

[KHking]

^Yeah.
Sailor Moon was like that too.

[BlackjackGabbiani]

Butterfree. :c

What about Butterfree? If this is about the idea that it died in the original, it didn't.

[thesirensings]

Let's not forget the tendency to announce a character every time he/she arrives on the scene. I can't even remember how many times I've seen this. (In fact, this should actually happen more often in Bleach, just so everyone can remember the character's names)

Anyways, this quote was brought to you Blood+.

"If your wound does not heal, then let me be the bandage that covers it."

[Jazzmin-anime]

Sailor Moon has a ton!!!!!!!! The dub is THE WORST! Il say it again the worst dub. (in my mind) THey change it for no reason Bad writers+ Good Actors= horrid dub!!!!