Author Topic: Beiber Fever Makes Me Vomit! (Read 8990 times)

KHking · « **on:** May 10, 2010, 07:54:07 pm »

Name: Justin Beiber
Age: 16
Occupation: Singer

You may have heard his name. You may have heard his "music". You may hate him as much as I do.
Justin Bieber is the newest addition to sucky pop idols, and he is only popular because of his good looks.
I HATE HIM!
He thinks he's a gangsta. He sings so high pitched it's only audible to dogs. He's sixteen and I have a lower voice than he does.
Discuss your opinions on the spawn of Satan.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:28:49 pm »

I like his song 'Never Let You Go'.

Kimiski · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2010, 10:48:34 pm »

Lol. Your post says it all KHking

KogaRyu · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2010, 11:19:30 pm »

I almost died of laughter.

Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is...

reppy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 11, 2010, 12:34:50 am »

I really want to paste a link to a Bill Hicks rant, but it has lotsa bad words. D:

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #5 on:** May 11, 2010, 06:44:48 am »

Quote from: KogaRyu on May 10, 2010, 11:19:30 pm

I almost died of laughter.

Justin Bieber Doesn't know what German Is...

Okay so I don't care for his music or him at all but you ever think that he didn't understand the question? The dude worded it really weirdly.
I mean "Is Justin uhhhh, sorry Beiber, german for basketball? true or false," the way he said it 'german' would be the stating of an opinion and that makes no sense. To what I understand he was asking about his last name.

I don't mean to thoroughly dissect this but I've seen it before and it made me kind of mad because yeah, the way he said it, the question made no sense.

I don't know, I don't really like when people bash on celebrities when they haven't done anything wrong.

I mean he likes his music so does he even care that I don't? No idea but I know if I was putting myself out there I wouldn't give a damn about what some fans say. You can either like me or don't but people shouldn't bash on him for a misunderstanding, people shouldn't bash on anyone for that.

/end small rant

Ya'll can hate on me now. *shrug*

reppy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:45:46 am »

*rages at DemonSpawn*

(don't hit me plz)

MiriaRose · « **Reply #7 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:19:23 pm »

There's a website called Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber. People submit themselves or their friends all Bieber'd up.

It's hilarious.

KHking · « **Reply #8 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:22:50 pm »

I found a fantastic video on youtube with Beiber hatred laced within.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzN80iC59I
Beware! Some inappropriate content, but it's all in good fun.

StarryShay · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2010, 05:25:08 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk

xDDD BAHAHAH.
By the same people~
I've been listening to this, for likeeee, weeks~

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #10 on:** May 24, 2010, 04:24:33 pm »

I personally don't care. Teenagers (or anyone, really) aren't celebrities to me until they do something worth getting my attention, other than being annoying. I honestly haven't heard his music (that I'm aware of), and I doubt I'd like it anyways.

cloud-9 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:13:12 pm »

ohh i wish hollywood could make me beatiful, and i could screech into a microphone like him! good job KH, your comments are nothing less than spot on.

thanks reppy

NARUNIK · « **Reply #12 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:36:54 pm »

My little sister called The Justin Beiber's phone number which is now like his fan club number.

Anyway I got 40 texts back asking me to buy a whole bunch of crap. Then I quit the stupid fan club. My sister got in trouble big time.

Justin Beiber to me doesn't sing as well as other artists. He always has back-round singers. Infact he was the only one with backround singers on the kids choise awards.

KHking · « **Reply #13 on:** May 27, 2010, 09:36:09 pm »

Recently, JB as people are calling him, bumped his head into a door and started crying. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

makichan · « **Reply #14 on:** May 27, 2010, 10:00:31 pm »

Eh, he's a fad. Like Aaron Carter or The Hanson Brothers. He'll be gone as soon as he grows up, most likely. Then he'll just be another has-been. :/
And there will be another one in his place.
That's how it works.

(And I bet only half of you even know The Hansons...

)

thesirensings · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2010, 02:02:43 am »

I have to listen to his music. My little sister likes him, and if I complain about it or shut it off, she'll go crying hysterically to mom, who will then go on this spiel about how she puts up with my horrid Japanese music.

But the way I see it, at least I don't have to listen to Hannah Montana anymore. xD

NARUNIK · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2010, 03:58:00 pm »

^ Yeah me to. Ever since JB and other krud came along through Disney and stuff Hannah Montana hasn't been in this house for a while.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2010, 04:46:34 pm »

JB is Jacob Black and one of my friends from school. No calling that small girl-voiced boy that ;o;

But I have to agree with Maki, he'll be gone soon. Thank lord for that.

Pots · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:00:23 pm »

^{once he hits puberty....}

soundninja12 · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:02:29 pm »

Shouldn't that have already happened?
He is 16 >.>

Pots · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:10:25 pm »

^{he must be one of those late bloomers}

soundninja12 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:11:18 pm »

"The flower that blooms last, will be the most beautiful"
O.O

Pots · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:17:14 pm »

O_O really now... maybe he is actually a girl

soundninja12 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2010, 05:31:55 pm »

It's probably true >.>

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2010, 10:45:49 am »

I listened to him for the first time a couple of days ago, and he sound like a six-year immitating James Brown. To those who like him, please don't talk to me.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 01, 2010, 08:40:35 pm »

^ Ouch, I got hit.

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #26 on:** June 02, 2010, 12:02:57 pm »

Well, hopefully what happened to Hannah Montana will happen to JB.....He'll get older and end up getting less popular with younger girls or somehow he'll end up pole dancing...

KHking · « **Reply #27 on:** June 02, 2010, 06:54:19 pm »

Yep! They're making some new show of Hannah Montana called Hannah Montana Forever. Yeah right.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:41:53 pm »

My day has been made by the picture in my head of old woman Miley Cyrus screeching.
It was lovely.

KHking · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:51:00 pm »

That sounds wonderful

The_Geek · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2010, 06:13:57 pm »

I just wish everyone would shut up about the guy. Seriously.

makichan · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:01:20 pm »

I found out that the little girl's slumber party that I'm in charge of has a lot of girls who are simply head over heels in love with him. I think it's a little adorable, even if I think he has no talent

KHking · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:55:22 am »

They have a program that blocks anything on the internet that has anything to do with Justin Bieber

MiriaRose · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2010, 10:37:49 pm »

Quote from: makichan on May 27, 2010, 10:00:31 pm

Eh, he's a fad. Like Aaron Carter or The Hanson Brothers. He'll be gone as soon as he grows up, most likely. Then he'll just be another has-been. :/
And there will be another one in his place.
That's how it works.

(And I bet only half of you even know The Hansons... )

I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #34 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:05:57 pm »

Quote from: CatchxMe on June 01, 2010, 08:40:35 pm

^ Ouch, I got hit.

Sorry; that last part was only a joke.

Quote from: KHking on June 02, 2010, 06:54:19 pm

Yep! They're making some new show of Hannah Montana called Hannah Montana Forever. Yeah right.

Forever what? Forever annoying?

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #35 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:21:06 pm »

Quote from: MiriaRose on June 05, 2010, 10:37:49 pm

I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)

Same, I loved him

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #36 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:25:00 pm »

The only thing I personally liked about Aaron Carter is that Lemon Demon makes a reference to him beating up Shaq before getting run over by the Batmobile. (I love the Ultimate Showdown...)

KHking · « **Reply #37 on:** June 07, 2010, 05:27:14 pm »

I never knew that...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2010, 11:41:01 pm »

It's a funny song, and I really loved who won the fight in this song.

Naruchan · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2010, 05:54:57 pm »

Quote from: Cassiopeia on June 06, 2010, 09:21:06 pm

Quote from: MiriaRose on June 05, 2010, 10:37:49 pm
I remember Aaron Carter though! (jeez that was forever ago)

Same, I loved him

YESS!
8D Did you know he totally took down shaquel O neil!

KHking · « **Reply #40 on:** July 10, 2010, 10:19:41 pm »

Jesse McCartney was my Arron Carter. And then he voiced Roxas and I was even happier.

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #41 on:** July 11, 2010, 03:24:10 am »

Quote from: soundninja12 on June 03, 2010, 04:41:53 pm

My day has been made by the picture in my head of old woman Miley Cyrus screeching.
It was lovely.

This too, made my day.
Ahh, the crap kids listen to these days.

Animeman73 · « **Reply #42 on:** July 11, 2010, 08:12:47 pm »

-Sigh- -Headdesk- As if Rock and Roll didn't have enough sissy miry girly boys! Seriously where's the originality and creativity! Where are the people who have an original sound? Everything in Rock is so monotonous these days.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #43 on:** July 15, 2010, 07:50:58 pm »

I find it sad that people HATE him.
Can't hate if you don't know him. (or anyone for that matter)
I seriously don't like that he uses 'gangster' phrases like "yo, wud up." (after slamming his face into a door)
I like two of his songs at the most and i think he is a cute kid but really, it's the FANGIRLS that kill everything. (at least for me)
And before i get killed an eated here: I'm not a serious fan of his. He's a 'general' interest. I like him as much as I like flying death monkeys. (they be kewl. But not an obsession.)
And I find it wierd that people call him a prepubescent girl when....he doesnt look like a girl and he is 16...

KHking · « **Reply #44 on:** July 15, 2010, 10:10:53 pm »

Here is the reason I dislike him.
He does have catchy riffs in his music. But so does Lil Wayne, and I can't stand either of them.
But he can't sing well.
Sure he can hold a tune, I'll give him that much, but he isn't talented.
His voice is too high for my taste as well. Seriously, Rachel on Glee sings at the same pitch!
There are so many teenagers that don't get their shot at fame because they don't have good looks.
But because he's pretty for the eyes he gets a record deal and the hearts of millions of girls. (He then proceeds to whine about it in teen magazines.)
Anyways, I understand how people do enjoy his *cough* music *cough*.
But I think he relies too heavily on his looks and the background music instead of actaul vocal ability.
End Rant.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #45 on:** July 15, 2010, 10:30:16 pm »

I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.

Mentally Hilarious · « **Reply #46 on:** July 16, 2010, 11:10:16 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on July 15, 2010, 10:30:16 pm

I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.

never touch....teh fansites....ewww...

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #47 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:37:10 pm »

Quote from: NARUNIK on July 15, 2010, 10:30:16 pm

I probably said this before but he was the only one with backround singers at the kids choice awards.

His voice is actually scratchy. Just because he said Michael Jackson was his hero doesnt mean Justin is awesome. It makes him desperate for more fame. The quire girls at my school are 10 times better.

and he gave me 40 texts on my phone because of his stupid fanclub which my sister subscribed to.

A - No kidding...?

B - I think you mean "choir" girls, not "quire," unless there's something about that word that I don't know. I know that it has something to do with bookbinding.

C - Kill your sister and sell her organs to the "Teach Justin Beiber how to sing" Foundation.

NARUNIK · « **Reply #48 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:08:21 pm »

Yes I meant choir.

Anyway, if I take my sisters organs how will she fulfill her dream to become the next HANNAH MONTANA.

Gotta respect that ya know. lol

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #49 on:** July 19, 2010, 11:10:13 pm »

No you don't. If you want to, then sell her Justin collection!

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