Author Topic: Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay (Read 57008 times)

Tomecko · « **on:** May 16, 2010, 01:47:12 pm »

Saw this thread on another convention forum I'm a member of, and thought we could use one here.

Post any funny/odd quotes or conversations you've said (or overheard) while cosplaying or attending a con.

I'll start it off:

Congoer: "Can I hug you?"
Me: "Sure, just try not to get stabbed by my spiky chest."

nyahaha · « **Reply #1 on:** May 16, 2010, 02:52:54 pm »

"omygod are you ok? I didn't mean to stab your eye out with my hair!"

ChibiGrace · « **Reply #2 on:** May 16, 2010, 05:28:13 pm »

"Zack, will you please get your Buster Blade out of my face!"
"Oh crap! Wait, I lost my finger!"
"Yes, I AM a girl. Would you guys stop asking me...thanks though."

reppy · « **Reply #3 on:** May 16, 2010, 05:43:15 pm »

Me: "this bra hurts my ribs"

luvan1me · « **Reply #4 on:** May 16, 2010, 05:53:09 pm »

lady:"omaga~ you're so cute! what are u?"
me: "um i'm gumi o.o"
lady: "oh! really? who's she?"
me:-_-" "she's an official mascot character of Megpoid which is a singing synthesizer application software powered by Yamaha's Vocaloid2 program and she is styled after Megumi Nakajima, who voiced ranka lee in macross frontier an anime."
lady: "anime? what's that"
me: *dies*
~~~
*surfing online for wigs*
mom: why are u buying a wig? you're not going through kimo are u? o.o
me: ._. no mom.. i'm trying to buy a wig for my cosplay
mom: cos-freak?
me: yes mom. cos-freak. the costume playing for freaks T_T

~~
friend: ima rape you chibitalia!
me: ACK! don't rape chibitalia! leave it to pedo bear! XD

Malaria · « **Reply #5 on:** May 16, 2010, 06:04:11 pm »

"I'm not sure I bound very well this time. I'm breathing too easily."

Ticra · « **Reply #6 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:55:54 pm »

Honestly the funniest was something that wasn't even said. My friends and I were Jager-monsters from "Girl Genius" I.E. weird colored skin, pointy ears, axes, and spiky teeth. We're sitting in Bellagio's Pizza when a couple boys run in all excited for Pizza. They see us and stop. Both of their eyes go wide. Immediately they slam the door shut and go running back down the road.
Me: "Did we just scare off customers.
my friend: *nonchalently eating pizza* Yup.
Me: We should leave a big tip.
Other friend: We should be bouncers!
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but otherwise
LAdy to friend dressed up as chocobo: I don't know what you are but...You are the Prettiest chicken I've ever seen!
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Cosplaying Passersby (not related to cosplay but funniest thing I ever heard)
Passing cosplayer: AND THE CHEESE!!! GOD!!! IT WAS EVERYWHERE!!!

luvan1me · « **Reply #7 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:57:25 pm »

^HAAHAAA i love those! XD

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #8 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:15:28 pm »

On the first day of con, my friend forgot her butt stuffer thing, so we had to improvise with her pillow.

Friend: Does this dress make my butt look big?
Me: -stares at the dress- No..
Friend: Are you sure?? -freaking out-
Me: ... -goes over to the bed- Turn around.. -stuffs pillow under her dress- NOW, it makes your butt look big.
Friend: Omagawd! I fricken love this idea, your a genius...

luvan1me · « **Reply #9 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:17:01 pm »

haahaa! XD

Tomecko · « **Reply #10 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:25:10 pm »

Haa, Ticra, I love yours.

Said while passing a Domo-kun cosplayer: "Oh my God... everyone hide your kittens!"

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:28:28 pm »

Last year at the Y/Y Picnic

Me: Hey katie.. what's Fakir's sexy noise?
Katie: I dunno?
Me: How about... "Hey Muto... GWARWARWARWARWARWARWAR~"
Katie/Me: -laughter-

Sugarlat · « **Reply #12 on:** May 17, 2010, 02:43:00 am »

"Don't forget to breath" - Binding
"How do I make this crotch plate?" - Armor Cosplay
"Where can I find 7 inch platforms?" - Height
"We're doing well in PE!" - Running from other cosplayers and fans + friends
"I don't have enough hair spray!" - lol...wigs
"Can I use my billions of prescription bottles for cosplay?"
"LET'S BUILD A VENDING MACHINE!"

soundninja12 · « **Reply #13 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:34:29 am »

@ Fallon
Nuuuu you posted that xD

My strait best friend: LEAN IN CLOSER, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WE'RE KISSING.

lover-of-the-pepsi · « **Reply #14 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:48:29 pm »

lol

-"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?"
-"That's exactly why they evolved shells! They don't undergo natural selection in the depths of the sea just for the sake of your stomach!"

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!"

"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow!"

-"This is an awesome idea. I might think about it!!!"
-"YOU SHOULD. Submit to the peer pressure."

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:36:45 pm »

Katie, i had too..

at the Y/Y picnic last saturday:
Me: -on the ground being butt-raped by Axel as Roxas- This is the reason why I left the organization...
Kristi [Axel]: Oh come now, Rape is smex you didn't know you wanted to have!
Me: -looks at sam- SAIX MY SON! HALP MEEEE~
Sam [Saix]: NUUUU my poor mother..

Tomecko · « **Reply #16 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:06:45 pm »

While shopping for my Ayla cosplay:

Me: I'd like a yard of this grey fur, please.
JoAnn's Lady: Ooo, are you making a teddy bear?
Me: Um... actually, a fur bikini.
JoAnn's Lady: ...

Me:

JoAnn's Lady:

Me: Well, the upside is that I don't have to buy very much fabric.

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #17 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:17:50 pm »

"dad does this Nazi badge go good with my shoes : /? Something tells me its not dark enough."
xDD that was a long time ago when I just finished my Schrodinger cosplay.

Ticra · « **Reply #18 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:21:57 pm »

BWAHAHAHA Tomeko that's fantabulous.

I usually don't have the heart to tell them what I'm ACTUALLY doing. I generally smile and nod.
Lady at Hancocks: (looking at the pink leapard print I'm buying, p.s. it's hideous) I LOVE this, what's are you making? I'm sure it'll be ADORABLE!
Me: Um...(do I tell her I'm making a costume that is supposed to be as ugly as possible, thus, this fabric?) Yeah, it's a shirt. It's gonna be sweet.
Lady: I'm gonna have to buy some! I love it!
Me: *fastwalk away* yep uhuh!

~boogiepop~ · « **Reply #19 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:30:47 pm »

"I need to make a dress."
"I need to buy makeup."
"My boobs aren't showing enough."
"I NEED INSERTS TO MAKE MY BOOBS BIGGER"

lover-of-the-pepsi · « **Reply #20 on:** May 17, 2010, 09:41:07 pm »

"What's that?"
"A dress?"
"dresses are NOT that short."
"......newbie."

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #21 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:04:10 pm »

"heather lets buy a rape van"

*goes into vitoria secret*
VSworker: "can i help you find anything"
me: "yeah i need a bright yellow bra with realy thin straps that i can easyly cover or cut off and it would be realy helpfull if the edge *mostions on self* had orange on it" (for my new ffx2 rikku bikini xD)

CLAP_attack · « **Reply #22 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:15:30 pm »

" ... there went my butt cape again "

[/walks into the dressing area at the hotel pool for girls] ..8D ..[/gets stared at WHILE be dressed as Roy] .." its okay , she's a girl "

luvan1me · « **Reply #23 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:16:11 pm »

^hahaha epic XDD

StarryShay · « **Reply #24 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:26:31 pm »

"OMG I MAKE A SEXY GUY. lD"

Friend: "Hey Shay, what's up?"
Me: "Just watching some little girls use hatchets to cut people up. I wanna be that blue haired one..."
Friend: "O.O"
Me: "(Oh yeah, she doesn't know what cosplay is....)"

"DAMNIT, I NEED MORE FAKE HAIR. >O"

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:29:01 pm »

*At Goodwill looking for Heather from Silent Hill 3 skirt*
Goodwillworker: Hello, how can I help you.
Me: Um yeah....I need a green skirt this short *puts hand were cut off needs to be at*
Goodwillworker: O_O.......Ok...I think we have some over here.

--

*Dressed as Bones McCoy from Star Trek* We were in complete character....
Syd (Kirk): BONES....WERES YOUR STUBBLE?!"
Me: DAMMIT JIM, IM A MAN I CAN SHAVE CANT I?
Syd: Did your balls just drop Bones?...because you sound like a woman....that's kinda hot.
*Digs around in my pants*
Me: DEAR GOD......

luvan1me · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2010, 10:37:27 pm »

^aahahaa roflmao! okay now that's funny! XD

Felix · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:27:03 pm »

Not so much something I said, but I never would have thought I'd feel so awkward walking into the correct restroom.

Chek · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:42:34 am »

I've got a couple decent ones from a few different years...

"Oh crap, my face is falling off again. Bro, tie it back on, please."

"Hold this while I readjust my fat, would you?"

"This helmet is so heavy...I think I'm starting to hallucinate." (A few minutes later) "Wait, Pyramid Head really was in the elevator? Okay, then I'm good for another hour, at least."

soundninja12 · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:43:59 am »

I freaking love this thread :'D

Ticra · « **Reply #30 on:** May 18, 2010, 09:47:45 am »

AGREE

I totally forgot all the stuff I've said in a value village over the years...

Me: *holds up stuffed panda* I GOT ONE
Friends: *in checkout line* What're we gonna name it
Me: How about Tuki?
Friends: Too cute. We need something that won't make us feel bad when we kill it.
Me: How about leanard?
Friends: Perfect.
Me: I'm really looking forward to cutting him up
Friends: Yeah he looks really soft inside *squish squish*
Checkout lady: Oo
__________________________________________--
In JCPenny Bra section

Friend: How shiny do you think we can get this bra?
Old Lady passerby: @_@

Friend: *trying on bra over shirts* Which on looks the best on the outside?

Different year same scenario
Friend:*holds up bra to boobs: This one doesn't have enough poof
Me: Holding up bigger bra: This one looks huger! Do you think it'll make good Boob skulls?
Friend: stop saying that you'r scaring the old lady over there...
Me: Sorry but do you think this'll make better skulls? *hold up to friend's boobs
Old Lady @o
Friend -_-
Me: sorry...

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #31 on:** May 18, 2010, 10:10:03 am »

^ xDDDDD

last year of highschool:
me: so we skipping our 2nd dramam class to go to good will again?
heather: yes! i realy need to find (insert cosplay item here)!
teacher: your skipping class again?
me: yeah we already did it all this morning! well bring you back an eclair so mark us as present mk?

(while walking around local mall)
oh oh! look at that crystal! *points to jewelry display case* we finaly found the silver moon crystal! now to smash open the case and steal it...

luvan1me · « **Reply #32 on:** May 18, 2010, 10:26:02 am »

^haahaa love it <3 XD

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #33 on:** May 18, 2010, 03:11:18 pm »

Dana, you just reminded me...XD

Ryodan Skit
--
Me: LULU- *gets hairspray sprayed in mouth*
Jill: O-O
Bella: 8D
Me: *Dies in the corrner behind Peaches dress, coughing*

--

"Will never...fangirl....fakely....ever again. D:"

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #34 on:** May 18, 2010, 10:49:07 pm »

oh I got another!
-while working on silent hill nurse cosplay- "Run it over again I dont think it looks dead enough yet D<"

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #35 on:** May 19, 2010, 07:08:04 am »

while working on sailor moon cosplay:
"and check this out! the back of the skirt is compleatly open for easy access"

>.< oy vey...

nyahaha · « **Reply #36 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:33:49 pm »

Just finished styling a wig...
"&*#% i dropped [inserts character name here]'s head/ hair!"

Raining outside
"OH SNAP MY HAIR'S GONNA MELT!!!"

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #37 on:** May 21, 2010, 11:41:52 pm »

FFFF Nya. Lol. x D

Reminded me of Scon~
Me: "OK I'LL GET IT KIRKY"
Kirk: "Thank ya bb~"
Me: "*kocks over wig head for Bones* SHIZ, I KNOCKED OVER BONES! *Picks it up and sits down rocking back and forth* Karma, karma, krama. Now that god aweful Karma Charger is just gonna show up when I'm sleeping"

ORRR another time at Scon

Syd: Don't wake her up she's sleeping. (I was the one sleeping)
Sarah: Lawl~ *throws pokemon plush at me*
Me: *wakes up*....DID YOU JUST THROW THAT POKEMON THAT HAS TESTIES HANGING FROM IT'S HEAD AT ME?!?!?! >:C

Vexenification · « **Reply #38 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:05:43 pm »

Why haven't I seen this thread yet?

"Touch my cardboard, and die!" (I make KH weapons out of cardboard.)

Friend 1: "Try typing in 'stripper boots'."
Me: "'Stripper boots'? Why?"
Friend 1: "Well, they're knee high aren't they? And we need some rubber ones, that are black, and-"
Me: "Fine, fine, I'll type in stripper boots."

"When we get our cosplay's together, we need to go to freak out some people, more importantly, strange people we don't even know!"

Dem: "So what are you doing today, Vex?"
Me: "Oh, same old. Gonna go home, stay up late messing with cardboard, then try and get a few minutes of sleep before school."
Dem: "Nice."

StarryShay · « **Reply #39 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:13:53 pm »

-At Starbucks in Len Kagamine cosplay-

Me: "Can I have one of those round donut thingys~?"
Worker: "If you tell me where you got your hair done!"
Me: "Ebay."
-Awkward silence-

xDDD

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #40 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:17:47 pm »

to stepdad while trying on taokaka cosplay:
"hey, help me dress and undress"

to dog when working on yuffie:
"dont you dare bite my ninja star!"

while wearing kairi with the hood up:
"come to the dark side anikin...."

while wearing queen beryl at kcon:
"fjdlas! my nail just flew off!"
"jedite, carry my dress... dont eat the silver imperium crystal!!!"
"malichite D: help me get a soda..."

Vexenification · « **Reply #41 on:** May 22, 2010, 12:54:24 pm »

(Wearing Vexen's shoes, that have heals.)
"If I break my leg with these things on, I think I'll have just enough time for it to heal before con!"
"Right now?"
"Right. Now."

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #42 on:** May 23, 2010, 03:03:16 am »

^OH FOR THE LOVE OF. D:

soundninja12 · « **Reply #43 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:06:53 pm »

I saw you xD

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #44 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:13:17 pm »

^GAH. DX

soundninja12 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:14:04 pm »

Don't worry, I laughed >>

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #46 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:15:14 pm »

Good. But Bella, Lulu.....wasn't supposed to actually spray the hairspray. D:

soundninja12 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:17:59 pm »

It's all cool, bro, because I laughed >>

ANYWHOS:
Any other lawlsy stories?
I was in the local tea shop with my bestfriends as Jack and Yuffie, and people were all "ILU"
Which isn't really on topic, but it's the closest I have >.e

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #48 on:** May 23, 2010, 09:30:24 pm »

But I had broncitus at con. x D No fun.

OHOHOH I kinda have one~
Friend: "Why is Tweak in your chesticals?"
Me: "WHAT ARE THESE CHESICALS YOU ARE SPEAKING OF? I am a man....."

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #49 on:** May 24, 2010, 07:08:30 am »

while makeing food: "the water should be hot enough for the pasta once it reaches "wig strigting temps....but dont let it get hot enough to melt the wig fibers!"

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Author Topic: Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay (Read 57008 times)