Author Topic: Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay (Read 57036 times)

Ticra · « **Reply #50 on:** May 24, 2010, 08:45:03 am »

haha I know I've posted like 70 times but I just remembered another one...

Second year of con we took my best friend's little sister who was like...eleven at the time. We dressed her up as the chiyo-chan penguin from azumanga dioh. She was disgustingly cute and, true to the anime...

Friend 1: I'm thirsty
Friend 2: Their's a drinking fountain over there.
Friend 1: I can't reach it.
Me: Here, I have a can of pop
Friend 1: My I can't reach my mouth!!!

Friend 1: I'm hungry
Me: here's your sandwhich
Friend 1: I can't reach my mouth!!!

and it goes on.
Also, the number of people who pushed her over and then had to totally pick her back up because she couldn't, was absurd. It was hilarious.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 24, 2010, 09:11:56 am »

I am very well endowed, and here's something I never thought I'd hear:
"Excuse me, sir, that's the girl's bathroom"

Shadow · « **Reply #52 on:** May 24, 2010, 12:09:40 pm »

This thread cracks me up. XDD The random quotes are some of the best parts of a con/cosplay for me.

"Can you re-do my mustache?"

"Rest assured ladies! I'm a female!"

"So do they have black sideburns?"
"Brown."
"I need black."
"So just dye them black."
"What if the dye runs?"
"Just don't go out in the rain."
"I'm gonna be Sweeney Todd, I might need to go brood or something."

"What if I told you I have a 12-inch razor in my holster?"

"How does my facial hair look?"

Vexenification · « **Reply #53 on:** May 24, 2010, 05:15:47 pm »

^ xD Nice one, loved that movie ^

I have glasses, and Vexen doesn't, so it sparked this. (P.S. They are deep red.)
"Can't you take your glasses off?" - Friend
"I can't! I get this, faraway look when I do." - Me
"Prove it." - Takes glasses off- "We'll, you can do one of two things, 1) You could give up cosplaying forever because your glasses are just too awkward for Vexen-" - Friend
"They aren't awkward, they're just.."
"They're Marluxia colored, and let me finish my gosh-dang sentence you dashboard! Or 2) You could move to Canada!" -Friend, and yeah, she talks like this ^^
"And cosplay there?" - Me
"*facedesk*"- Her

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #54 on:** May 24, 2010, 10:08:03 pm »

Chelseahavoc -in yuna cosplay-"Hey want a pretzel

? well you can't because your dead D<"
Me -Tidus cosplay-" but i want it ;o;"

StarryShay · « **Reply #55 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:06:12 am »

"Omg, Meep, I'm sorry for stabbing you in the eye with my hair! ;o;"

"I HAVE A HAREM."

Mom: "So where am I dropping you off?
Me: "You'll know when you see a rainbow of hair colors."
Mom: "Should I be afraid?"
Me: "Very."

soundninja12 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 26, 2010, 10:02:27 am »

Quote from: StarryShay on May 26, 2010, 08:06:12 am

Mom: "So where am I dropping you off?
Me: "You'll know when you see a rainbow of hair colors."
Mom: "Should I be afraid?"
Me: "Very."

xD
ILY Shay~

luvan1me · « **Reply #57 on:** May 26, 2010, 08:55:47 pm »

^ aahahaa funnay

Mew*Haruko · « **Reply #58 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:19:36 am »

Due to glompage in my Hinata cosplay: "NUUUU! HINATA DOES NOT WANT!!! DDDDX"
XDDD

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #59 on:** May 27, 2010, 07:41:48 am »

*while helping make a sailor scout costume* omg....! you know how everythings removeable? lets get white two piece bathing suits and pin al the pieces to them and be the sailor slut scouts!

luvan1me · « **Reply #60 on:** May 27, 2010, 08:28:10 pm »

AAHAHA! XDDDD funnyz! =w=

Konan-ChanX3 · « **Reply #61 on:** May 31, 2010, 12:13:07 am »

Just last night;

Me: Don't bother to come in my room mom.
Mom: Why? Are you hiding porn?
Me: Nawh, all my H-manga/dvd's are all stashed on my bed in plain sight.
Mom: Then give me a good reason why I shouldn't.
Me: It's a mess, hair probucts, paint, random pieces of fabric all over the place, a few sewing needles on the floor, uhhhh.. and it's all on the floor.
Mom: *opens the door* Oh god.. It's the day before Kumoricon all over again. *facepalm*
Me: *wearing my team magma cosplay* Oh, you actually came in.. Tell me, are my horns on straight?
Mom: y-yeah... do you need anything?
Me: No.. Not unless you have something I can use to make me flat-chested?
Mom: Yeah.. No kthnxbai *shuts the door slowly*

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #62 on:** May 31, 2010, 12:39:44 pm »

Last year - "hee hee hee, I have boobs..."

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #63 on:** May 31, 2010, 02:23:15 pm »

At K-con '09, we were in the McDonalds and it was like, Catch, Soundy, Jack Sparrow, others....
Sitting at a table near the window.
Two random fangirls walking down the street: *pressing their faces up against the window and 'omg'ing and pointing at Jack. They beckon him to go outside, he does.
He comes back in looking very frightened.
Me: "What happened?"
Him: "They said 'what the f*** you're not Johnny Depp!'"
Everyone: *laugh*
----------------------------------------
Me: "Hey Alyssa do you need me to hold your head?"
Her: "Yeah, for a second, but don't stab youself on my hair."

soundninja12 · « **Reply #64 on:** May 31, 2010, 02:51:06 pm »

@ Demony
I was there xD
Poor Tommy, he felt so sad when they cussed at him.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #65 on:** May 31, 2010, 03:43:13 pm »

He looked absolutely terrified. XD

Teddy_Bearxx · « **Reply #66 on:** May 31, 2010, 05:05:23 pm »

Last year.

ME: "I wanna do Namine...."
Friend: "You should if you want to."
ME: "I will..."

At the picnic:
Katie: "You'd make a cute/pretty namine."

Online:
"Kristi: "You'd make a very pretty namine :]"

I NEVER would have said I would make a cute Namine.
I never thought I would ever even get a chance to cosplay.

luvan1me · « **Reply #67 on:** May 31, 2010, 11:32:28 pm »

lolol XD

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #68 on:** June 01, 2010, 02:36:22 am »

earlier today
chelseahavoc with a tape measure: okay just for arguments sake, give me your boobs.

KinkyFriedChicken · « **Reply #69 on:** June 01, 2010, 06:35:09 am »

^PFFT. Lawl~ Ohhh Chel, I love that woman. -w-

Scon As Bones and Kirk from Star Trek
Bones [Me]: The Vulcan kiss, GOOD GOD MAN, What the hell is that?
Kirk: It's when they put their fingers on...DON'T DO IT TO ME IM AN EXAMPLE. D:
Bones: v.v No love.

Later--

Kirk: SO BONES WHEN DO YOU PON FARR?
Bones: Dammit Jim, I'm a HUMAN not a POINTY EARED GOBLIN.
Kirk: *Didn't catch on that humans don't Pon Farr* : D Uhhuh.
Bones: *Gets close to Kirk* Every two days~
Kirk: AND DID YOU PON FARR YESTERDAY?!
Bones: Nope.
Kirk: TO THE BUSHES! *Shoves me behind a bush*

I think we were completely in character, er....crack character. XD

And then another time when we were hairspraying wigs, we both got a little...well......REALLY LOOPY. Because we forgot to open a window.
Kirk: DONE!
BOnes: GHA! KIRK, KIRK.......OMG. ARE WE HIGH?
Kirk: *Looks in the mirror* HOLY S- BONES WE ARE, BRO HUG FOR GETTING HIGH OFF HAIRSPRAY?!
We did some very loopy things before we noticed we got high off the hairspary for accident. I rather not mention how loopy we got, but we went down to the hotel lobby giggleing like crazy people.

Vexenification · « **Reply #70 on:** June 01, 2010, 08:27:59 pm »

Just a few moments ago~
Me: Do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do...
My sister: What are you doing?
Me: Humming Jack Sparrow's theme song.
My sister: Why?
Me: Because I now wish to cosplay as him.
My sister: But your Vexen.
Me: Well, uh.. Uh.. UH. *quickens humming* Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do... (and it goes on.)

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #71 on:** June 01, 2010, 09:07:00 pm »

today with flyinvee in haruhi and kyon:

~kyon: "ok camera-shy haruhi, lets go do it where there arnt little kids around"

(while eating at the mall)
~haruhi: stop being so polite when you eat!
~kyon: you should always be polite when you eat
~haruhi: nu uh! *scarfs down piece of lemon honey chicken*
~kyon: ....well not you haruhi....

soundninja12 · « **Reply #72 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:22:02 pm »

Quote from: chelseahavoc on June 01, 2010, 09:07:00 pm

~kyon: "ok camera-shy haruhi, lets go do it where there arnt little kids around"

=O
A camera shy Haruhi? =O

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #73 on:** June 03, 2010, 06:40:38 pm »

>.> i wasnt camera shy i was... little kid shy...

soundninja12 · « **Reply #74 on:** June 03, 2010, 08:37:55 pm »

Those freaky butt little kids!

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #75 on:** June 03, 2010, 09:51:33 pm »

Little kids ~~stair~~ stare (whoops!) creepily like they expect you to do a trick.

Felix · « **Reply #76 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:19:32 pm »

THEY DO. D8 Little kids creep me out when they stare. Which happens too much for my comfort.

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #77 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:06:56 am »

<.< i have to agree.... DONT EVER work at headstart..... unless your strong willed....

i was.... but then.... they took my will away ;____;

tas110 · « **Reply #78 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:28:07 pm »

"jack your like a uncle nobody wants.... get in the closet"- shadow

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #79 on:** June 04, 2010, 05:10:25 pm »

"please don't touch my hair curl, it makes me horny." ~cosplaying as America.
"wanna see my joystick?" ~cosplaying as Matt.
"I am NOT uke and Haruhi did NOT use a strap-on on me!" ~cosplaying as Tamaki.
...so i cosplaying and anime has pretty much turned me into a pervert xD

Fuyuko · « **Reply #80 on:** June 04, 2010, 05:16:36 pm »

Saying/squeaking "maple~" God-knows-how-many times. I think it's gotten me craving pancakes more often too. o_o

soundninja12 · « **Reply #81 on:** June 04, 2010, 05:22:22 pm »

Quote from: tas110 on June 04, 2010, 12:28:07 pm

"jack your like a uncle nobody wants.... get in the closet"- shadow

<3

veraca · « **Reply #82 on:** June 05, 2010, 09:48:57 am »

I forget the exact line... but Maka was playing with her scythe and I said something like

"Use him like a hoe!"
"oO; A hoe?"
"Yeah you know, like this!" *shows the gardening position*
"Oh... a hoe."
third friend: *dying of laughter* "i can't believe Soul just said that!" (since i cosplay soul)

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #83 on:** June 05, 2010, 06:14:12 pm »

while painting my sewing room wall orange:
*sings like a card from alice in wonderland* "D8 were painting the wall orange painting the wall orange" "parden me but why must you paint it orange" "huh? oh... well you see we painted it white by mistake and the queen cosplays rikku so.... were painting the wall orange!"

lychee-twist · « **Reply #84 on:** June 05, 2010, 06:38:32 pm »

"Watch the shells!"
"...I'm a girl."
"I can't touch my nose."

And more of an action, I never thought I'd ever shove a tentacle finger in a blow-up dolls mouth. Thank you MEWcon '09-'10

Mr Silmero · « **Reply #85 on:** June 05, 2010, 06:53:39 pm »

Quote from: lychee-twist on June 05, 2010, 06:38:32 pm

And more of an action, I never thought I'd ever shove a tentacle finger in a blow-up dolls mouth. Thank you MEWcon '09-'10

oh MEWcon and their crazy antics.

Vexenification · « **Reply #86 on:** June 06, 2010, 05:38:12 pm »

While I was just styling my wig;

Me: Oh, please be professional!
Young Sister: *gives stink eye*
Me: Sit up straight, face your neck this way! Oh, and I'll need to take your glasses off.
Y.S.: Why?
Me: It might screw it the wig!
-Five minutes time lapse later-
Y.S.: Uhh, is it normal is you can feel your heartbeat in your head?
Me: You'll get used to it, now quit moving!

Chibiorochimaru · « **Reply #87 on:** June 07, 2010, 01:24:57 pm »

While meeting our Allied Group for an APH shoot-
America: "France come to the sex pit we have capri suns D<"

majinekochan · « **Reply #88 on:** June 08, 2010, 10:19:17 pm »

Russia: "You're wearing a corset?"
Ukraine(Me): "yeah, it makes my boobs look bigger."

"Oh carp, my nose is falling off!"

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #89 on:** July 08, 2010, 09:26:06 pm »

just a bit ago (rikku is me la frace is chibi oro.... if you hadent guessed):
Rikku says: well i just pulled a stupid
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says: o-o
Rikku says: ...you remember the profesional nail glue? yeah... just spilled it all over my hand
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says:
oh no ><
Rikku says:
it wont come off
dish soap, hand soap, nail polish remover....
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says:
quick to the hot water ;o;
Rikku says:
nothing works ;_; and it dries in 20 sec flat at least it looks like i was finger painting?
*plays with glue covered finger*
how long before it wears off
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says:
u.u
few days i bet
Rikku says:
..crap
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says:
xDD
Rikku says:
do do do *soaks one finger in cap of nail polish remover* D: its starting to work!
La France Romantique[ChibiOrochimaru] says:
chelsea what were you doing with nail glue to begin with
Rikku says:
....i couldnt find my no sew glue bottle and i dont own a hot glue gun so i was useing it to fix rikkus boots....

ainekatt · « **Reply #90 on:** July 17, 2010, 12:23:20 am »

"Augh run away, she has lady-parts!"
Adventures with Larxene...

"Please stop impaling me with your hair."
"I swear to god I'm only trying to give you a hug!"

"I need to find me. Do you know where she is?"
After you spend a day as Roxas whilst your best friend is Sora, this kind of thing happens a lot...

"I love being Mello. I could just be Mello every day. I get to act like a man, pull a gun out of my pants, which, by the way, are criminally tight, and then point it at people while eating way too much chocolate. Also, I can sit like a total whore, and people just say I'm a badass. I could really get used to this."

chelseahavoc · « **Reply #91 on:** July 17, 2010, 11:08:27 pm »

(all done with hand motions at "____" parts)
with chibiorochimaru waiting to go to concert:
"can we get "takeout" and go meet with a "jackle" and play "chess" with the "jackle""
"on then the "jackle" will steal our "takeout" and disapear down the "eleavter"
"then we wont have any "takeout"
"no no no thats when we run down the "escalator" tackle the "jackle" take back our "take out" and go up the 'evelator" because jackles cant run up "escalators" and then well play "chess"

ainekatt · « **Reply #92 on:** July 18, 2010, 01:16:46 am »

Well it's not something I said, but I can assure you I never saw myself parading about in nothing but a belt, a vest, a pair of boxers, a few kiss marks, and a lot of face makeup at midnight, in a Hilton hotel, pointing a fake handgun at people with two of my friends who were simliarly (un)dressed.

Ah the wonders of spontaneous "hey let's make our Deathnote cosplays look like Misa, Light and Mello just had a drunken orgy in the hotel room!".

Con just turns me into a veritable fountain of ridiculous and terrible ideas.

I'm still not sure if the fun of that one was worth the weird looks, and having to explain it to the people we passed.

muffineatingjackel · « **Reply #93 on:** July 20, 2010, 12:32:40 pm »

The morale of all these stories is this: Cosplay is amazing. Clearly.

I was laying under my stepsisters Table in the artist alley. "Oh we could totally have an orgy under here. Quick take your shoes off!" at which I immediately start untying my stepsisters boots.

Me: "****."
My friend: "What."
me: "I broke my eye patch. Do you have any glue?"
friend: "Uh no, but I have nail polish."
me: "Is it clear?"
friend: "Um no."
me: "Hmm, you know what, I think I have a safety pin."
Friend: "The one holding your pants together?"
m: "No! .... yes."
Safety pins hold my life together. I'd be doomed without them. If you were wondering.

Same convention as the last one, I was cosplaying Xigbar.
Some random conguy: "Oh, hey I killed you on my first try."
me: "Yeah, I killed me on my first try too. I was a pain in the ass to fight though."

I wish I could remember the rest. I have a gift for saying odd things.

Shadow · « **Reply #94 on:** July 20, 2010, 04:05:07 pm »

"Edward, get over here so I can re-do your lipstick." Sweeney Todd to Edward Scissorhands.

"Hey guys, do I look manly yet?"

"Yeah, Johnny Depp is pretty much the whore of this con."

"The 'fro is eating my head."

"So how does it feel going back to your hotel room with three Johnny Depps?"

"Are my eyebrows even??"

"Sweeney has ass pants!"

Vexenification · « **Reply #95 on:** July 23, 2010, 06:13:20 pm »

"I'm not sure if I binded correctly. Hold on one sec." *pause* "Nope, I can breathe too easily. Back to the drawing board!"

The_Geek · « **Reply #96 on:** July 25, 2010, 01:42:26 pm »

*Some sort of action between Cross and Allen*
Kanda: What justifies that!?
Myself as Daisya: Fanfiction, darling.

More the characters saying that to the circumstance than anything.

wolfy2491 · « **Reply #97 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:33:46 am »

I don't know if this counts...

But anytime the name 'Matt Damen' is said, a chorus of "MAAAATT DAAAAMEN"'s parade through the air. XDDD At least at my house.

Gryffinclaw Princess · « **Reply #98 on:** July 28, 2010, 05:04:51 pm »

Talking to an anime friend in Seattle over facebook:

Me :: I need to buy a diaper...For me. [/That sounds weird]
For a cosplay. [/even weirder...]
As Draco Malfoy from A Very Potter Musical. [/And now it's normal! 8D]

krizzygirl206 · « **Reply #99 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:09:00 pm »

During Halloween when a friend and I were out in downtown Bend dressed up as Osono and I was Kiki.
OSONO: "I don't want to be pregnant anymore. Let's go back to the car."

---

At Kumoricon 2008 (our first convention) and my friend Trinity was warrior Paine. We went into Lloyd Center to get some food and look around. She stopped right inside the doors...
PAINE: "I can't go in there. I'm naked! They'll kick me out!"
YUNA (me): "Trinity. Someone in a bikini just walked in. I think they'll be okay with your shoulders and belly showing."

---

My grandma (who I'm staying with for another year while I go to college) has to put up with my cosplaying all the time. I came out wearing my jim jams and I had just curled my hair. My grandma looks at me.
GRANDMAMA: "So who are you now?"
ME: "..... I'm me right now. I just made my hair look nice. Thanks Grandma."

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Author Topic: Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay (Read 57036 times)