Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay

[Washougal_Otaku]

Well done, wolfy!  IF it were my father or either grandfather, they'd call me a freak and demand that I stopped my otaku ways.

I hate it. >.< It's like "Woah, so it's okay for people to go and get drunk all the time and do underage stuff, but I get made fun of for doing something I like doing? Yeah, that makes total sence." lol.

But little do the people at my school know, I'm a complete weebu. Hahahahhaha. And I was voted 2nd for prom queen at my school...It would have been a first in history I think XDDD

Really?  Cool!  It'd have been extra awesome if you won and were cosplaying as, like, Princess Peach, or something!

[chelseahavoc]

while wearing hope coslplay to give ref picture to the future wearer

me (in deep male voice): ok ill be back later cuz im a dude right now
mom (mimics voice): ok bye

xD freaking love my mother

[Vysh]

This morning at two am:

Me, in the only room in my basement with hardfloors, hammering eyelets into my leather pants. I hear frantic footsteps upstairs so i quickly turn off the lights, go into the bathroom and fake tiredness.

My sister: "What was that noise?!"
Me: "What noise, you mean the dog?" [my brother's dog snores.... like a pig breathing it's last breath]
My sister: "No! That 'bangbangbang' repeated nnoise!!! Was that you" [and she glares at me at this point]
Me: "......I was fixing something....."
My sister: "With a hammer at 2 am?!"
Me: ".....yes."
My sister: "Well stop it! [insert curse words here]"

So i proceeded to the other side of the basement, grabbed an exercise weight and hammerd eyelets on that. It created a cool soft hollow sound.


ANd another:

"IT SHULD BE ILLEGAL TO HAVE TO HAND-SEW THROUGH MORE THAN ONE LAYER OF LEATHER."
and similarly related:
"Nah, I just broke my needle clean in half......i wonder if it will still work....."

[DanceWaterDance]

I wanna join! This was just yesterday.
Me: Hey mom can you take me to go get some more clay.
Mom: Why?
Me: I wanna sculpt crap.
Mom: Is your keyblade finished?
Me:...no.
Mom: Well you don't get anything until it is.
She is so involved. And not really cosplay but it fits.
(At school )Vexen: What's that?*points to my coffee mug*
Me: My ramen cup.
Vexen:Why?
Me: Because I like ramen and that cup so I ate ramen in that cup on the way to school.
I like ramen.

[Vexenification]

(At school )Vexen: What's that?*points to my coffee mug*
Me: My ramen cup.
Vexen:Why?
Me: Because I like ramen and that cup so I ate ramen in that cup on the way to school.
I like ramen.

You do indeed like ramen, I can't do that on my bus... Julie would think I'm stranger than normally.

[wolfy2491]

(last night while messing with makeup for my friends cosplay)

Me:*is applying eye shadow to her lips for a dead effect*
Her:"Who says eye shadow is for your eyes? It's multi-functional~"

[StarryShay]

"Mom, where's the sharpie? I need to draw on my tongue"

[wolfy2491]

"Mom, where's the sharpie? I need to draw on my tongue"

XDD I saw the pictures. Epiccccc. <3

[kit2kit]

@Shay: That doesnt sound healthy D:

[lychee-twist]

Why not use food coloring markers instead?

[Kuu]

Shay if you die before you are my Alois for the shoot because of sharpie poisoning, I will hunt you down and kill you again. >P

[StarryShay]

FFFF, Ciel. xD

Kit - It's nontoxic o u o

lychee - I dunno if they would stain my tongue well enough. D:
Plus, Sharpie stays on for likeeee, two hours. *o*

Wolf - thank youuuu ; 3 ;

[Soramunesanzun]

@shay- whaaaa? What character are you cosplaying so you need to color on your tongue o.o

Me: *whips out sewing machine* NO MORE PLAYTIME. I AM SEWING THIS NOW.
*checks sewing machine* It's not threaded... I'll wait for my mom to come home.

[Dubaby]

In the process of having a mini-melt down over my costume. My mom watched me wring my costume while I cursed at it for about five minutes and then I hopped on facebook to vent at my friend who is an awesome seamstress where the following words came out of my mouth.....

"F*@# I'm dying... I'm drowning in an ocean of cosplay fail!!"

I think I might have finally snapped. XD

[StarryShay]

Sora - Alois Trancy = u =
http://media.photobucket.com/image/alois/Eternalxforgotenxsoul/Kuroshitsuji/EP6-037.jpg?o=72

[Aero]

"~holding up a shirt that has a two toned look to it depending on the light .~ OH GOD. IT CHANGES COLORS ! CAN WE USE THIS FOR A CHARACTER ?!"
-----
Lady :"What're making with that fabric , its really cool !"
Sister : "A giant monster , basically we need to figure out how to make its eyes glow and maybe add some blood ."
-----
To sister who was a Garo ninja last year at con (Giant burlap sack basically , with glowing eyes .) ;; "OH GOD , ITS A WALKING PO-TA-TO BAG WITH SWORDS ."
Her : ~makes an eye wink.~
Me : " OH WHAT ?! IS IT HITTING ON ME ?"
-----
Last year at the second floor of the con , Near the mass of Organization members calling Axel a traitor we were spinning swords .
Random girl :"Oh... they are spinning things .. Please don't kill me ! ; A ;"

[wolfy2491]

Last year at the second floor of the con , Near the mass of Organization members calling Axel a traitor we were spinning swords .
Random girl :"Oh... they a spinning things .. Please don't kill me ! ; A ;"

That was my friend. XDDD The Axel.

[xichxliebexdichx]

Friend (as Ciel cross-dressing): "Get on your knees, b*tch."
Me (as Sebastian): *sigh* "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll fanservice for you..." *adjusts the mesh skirting under her skirts*  =D
Friend: ^w^

-

"F*ck, I need to put my boobs back on! Gimme a minute."
(I now say this regularly.)

-

Me: "Are those his intestines strangling that guy?"
Friend: "No, that's a tongue."
Me: "...Oh." *stares* (It was a Smoker getting Louis, but I hadn't played Left4Dead yet.) "Well, then. Let's take pictures of his horrible death, yes?" =D

[CharlotteElbourne]

I remember when I was at Mewcon dressed as Jareth from Labyrinth, and I got this comment:

Girl:"You know what would make that cosplay epic? A SOCK!!"

God... =3= everyone says that...

[mellonemrys]

Today as I was texting with one of my friends about our Tsubasa cosplay --

Kasa: Am I still borrowing your boots?
Me: Um do you need to? And which boots, I cannot for the life of me remember...
Kasa: You said you had a pair of platforms you were gonna let me borrow.
Me: K, yes you can borrow them! Sorry I just have a lot of boots!
Kasa: You're such a dork.
Me: I know...
Kasa: Its okay. I just only have my chucks. And the platforms were so we wouldn't be the same height.
Me: I remember this conversation now! ^^;;;
Kasa: It /was/ your idea.
Me: ...oh
Kasa: ;3


My memory apparently sucks... >_>

Also earlier in the same conversation (Kasa is going to be doing Syaoran to my Sakura for Cosplay Chess) --

Me: I need to remember to ask my mom for her invisible bra straps...
Kasa: Don't you have a strapless?
Me: I do, but I feel so exposed. I'm wearing a brazier that has removable straps, but I lost my black ones at some point and now only have white ones. Which is tacty. (The dress we're discussing is mainly black with white trimmings)
Kasa: Doesn't matter if it doesn't show. It's hot to wear white under black.
Me: XP
Kasa: What?
Me: That's weird!
Kasa: Its like a hint of innocence underneath.
Me: *snort* Sakura is innocent! Don't go polluting her!
Kasa: Isn't that Syaoran's job?
Me: No! He's innocent too!
Kasa: That's what you'd like to think.
Me: Yes he is...okay well at least Syaoron is innocent...
Kasa: He was until he went apeshit.
Me: ...yea, that wasn't exactly his fault.

At least we have our characters motivations worked out? Maybe...

[Washougal_Otaku]

"I taught myself how to walk in high heels from watching 'Cool Runnings'."

[Soramunesanzun]

Shay- DUDE. Can I poke it?

[soundninja12]

Me: "Ma, do I look like a man?"
Ma: "Not really."
Me: "DAMMIT"
xD

[StarryShay]

Sora - You want to...poke my tongue?
SURE! :'D

[goatchild]

"I always make cosplay with my mouth!"
In reference to putting all sorts of odd and dangerous objects in my mouth while working, including needles, scissors, and glue lids.

[Aero]

"I always make cosplay with my mouth!"
In reference to putting all sorts of odd and dangerous objects in my mouth while working, including needles, scissors, and glue lids.

Ohmigosh I do that too ! Except with the pins and needles I sometimes forget they are there .

@wolfy2491 ;; xD That was your friend ? AHAH ! We're gonna be hopefully spinning a Scythe and rifles this year . 8D

[Kuu]

I almost always have at least 2 pins in my mouth when I'm at my machine XD I forget that my pin cushion is sitting two incesh from my right elbow.

[StarryShay]

I put pins in my mouth too! xD

Mom: "You look like a doll..."
Me: "Ah, that's good. I'm trying to look like a cartoon, but doll is good too."
Mom: "Ah."
Me: "OH WAIT, WHAT KINDA DOLL? I do not want to look like Mr. Potatoe head! >:U"

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

FateChooseMe: OMG! YOU CAN BE UKRAINE WITH YOUR GIANT BOOBS!!!
Me: I want to find the sound her boobs make and record it to a recorder or something so that I can play it when I walk...

[Aero]

~gropes my friend dressed as Soul Evans .~ COME ON , TURN INTO A FREAKING SCYTHE . D: <
---
Goofing off as Len : "SHOTALICIOUS DEFINITION MAKE THEM PEDOS GO LOCO . "

[Vexenification]

Me: "I want a tuxedo." *watching Shinra Files*
Sister: "Why?"
Me: "Because all good people have tux's."
Sister: "But I don't have a tux."
Me: "But your not a good person!" 8D

[DanceWaterDance]

Me: "I want a tuxedo." *watching Shinra Files*
Sister: "Why?"
Me: "Because all good people have tux's."
Sister: "But I don't have a tux."
Me: "But your not a good person!" 8D

I acutally have a tux, it's shredded because I was a dead ganster(hit gone bad) but I have one and I'm a terrible person, explain that!

[goatchild]

Me: "I want a tuxedo." *watching Shinra Files*
Sister: "Why?"
Me: "Because all good people have tux's."
Sister: "But I don't have a tux."
Me: "But your not a good person!" 8D

I acutally have a tux, it's shredded because I was a dead ganster(hit gone bad) but I have one and I'm a terrible person, explain that!

Obviously because you have a terrible suit. XD

[DanceWaterDance]

Me: "I want a tuxedo." *watching Shinra Files*
Sister: "Why?"
Me: "Because all good people have tux's."
Sister: "But I don't have a tux."
Me: "But your not a good person!" 8D

I acutally have a tux, it's shredded because I was a dead ganster(hit gone bad) but I have one and I'm a terrible person, explain that!

Obviously because you have a terrible suit. XD

Aah, that would make sense.

[Firewolf56]

Mom: So...why exactly do you need this hoodie? We could find one at the store.
Me: Mom, Do you really expect Hunter to have gotten it from a store?
Mom: Well...yes actually. I don't give you permission to steal it.
Me: But MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I need to get in-characteeeeeeeeeeer!
Mom: maybe...
In case you don't know who I need the hoodie for: http://www.ashido.com/huntersmoker/

[Kimiski]

"Tampons! Tampons would work for my belt after I painted them."

[kai-chan]

here is mine


me: "hey does my crotch look bulgy enough?"

friend: No, too small.

Me: Damn, get me more socks!!

[wolfy2491]

"Tampons! Tampons would work for my belt after I painted them."

This made me laugh so hard. xDDDDDD

[xichxliebexdichx]

Link: "Hey, I bet I can find your nipples!" >=D
Me (as Sebastian) : "Wat." .___.
Link: "Hah-HAH!" *jabs at my bound chest*
Me: *laughing hysterically* "Oh my goooood!!" XDDD *tearing up a little*
Link: "Jesus, did I get them??" O_O "Was I right??" =D
Me: *laughs some more*

((she did, btw))

[Tomecko]

"Tampons! Tampons would work for my belt after I painted them."

Now that... is resourceful. And weird. But resourceful! 

[Soramunesanzun]

Sora - You want to...poke my tongue?
SURE! :'D

OKAY WHEN I SEE YOU BE PREPARED.

[StarryShay]

O.O;
IF I'M NOT IN MY ALOIS COSPLAY, I MIGHT NOT LET YOU DO IT. xD
Actually, Nia would probably be like "Would poking my tongue make you feel happiness? Hehe, okay!" =A=

[Soramunesanzun]

WELL I MEANT WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR ALOIS COSPLAY

[the_wind_the_sea]

"Has anyone seen my butt poofs?" - In reference to Human!Luna's ball of poof on the back of her dress

Congoer: "OMG can I have your eyes?"
Me: *startled as hell at that* "What?
Congoer: "Your eyes. Can I have them?"
Me: "No..."

Cashier: "Are you guys apart of Disney on Ice?"
Me: *looks at friend and girlfriend* "No... We're apart of the convention down the street"
Cashier: "Oh, well you guys should be! What nice outfits."

That's all I can remember right now. Been doing this for way too long. Going on ten years now.

[lychee-twist]

"Excuse me. My nerd is showing. *fixes skirt*"
-said by me after a ramble of what I'm doing at Kumoricon to my unsuspecting co-worker.

I get a lot of smile and nods at work.

[Kagome219]

*texting*
Friend: What are you up to right now?
Me: I have a wig pinned down to the floor with one hand, and using my other hand to maul it with a brush. You?

[Kimiski]

Friend: "Aww that's so cute! I'd steal that Italy.... and rape it!"

Hurray for hot Hetalia cosplay? xD

[wolfy2491]

*showing my non-con friends a picture of the guy I was cosplaying as*
Me:"I have the wig and everything, I'm excited to cosplay as him. Isn't he adorable?"
Friend:*blinks*"Wait....that's a guy?"
Me:"Yeah, duh. Can't you tell?"
Friend:"...he's wearing a dress."
Me:"...your point?"

[VampireFangs103]

While altering the shirt for my Terra cosplay:

Me: Think it's short enough?

Mom: No; still too long. And it's not nearly clinging to your boobs enough. It's gotta be more slutty.

XD The great thing is, my Mom is an exorcist who will soon be a priest. ;3 I love my mom. X3 The most bad ass religious person you'll ever meet.

[lychee-twist]

Exorcism is kind of a Catholic thing, but female priests are deeeefinitely not. Whatever sect of Christianity that is, it has my respect!

Back to forum topic relevancy!

Me: *when debuting my LoZ Ordon Village goat* Go ahead! Squeeze its nose!
Friend: *squeeze*
Goat: Mllleeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
Friend: Ohmygod!
Me: That's me!

I got a record your own message voice box from Build-A-Bear and stuffed it into a large goat. T'was awesome indeed.