Things You Never Thought You'd Say Due to Cosplay

[LtCommanderRichie]

"I have no pants! Where are my pants! If I don't have my pants I'll be a priest in tighty-whiteys!"

I need to find my pants for Vaclav or I am in trouble, yes.

[VampireFangs103]

Exorcism is kind of a Catholic thing, but female priests are deeeefinitely not. Whatever sect of Christianity that is, it has my respect!

Back to forum topic relevancy!

Me: *when debuting my LoZ Ordon Village goat* Go ahead! Squeeze its nose!
Friend: *squeeze*
Goat: Mllleeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
Friend: Ohmygod!
Me: That's me!

I got a record your own message voice box from Build-A-Bear and stuffed it into a large goat. T'was awesome indeed.

XD We're Old Catholic, which is a branch from Roman Catholic. We don't answer to the Pope. lol

[wolfy2491]

Exorcism is kind of a Catholic thing, but female priests are deeeefinitely not. Whatever sect of Christianity that is, it has my respect!

Back to forum topic relevancy!

Me: *when debuting my LoZ Ordon Village goat* Go ahead! Squeeze its nose!
Friend: *squeeze*
Goat: Mllleeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
Friend: Ohmygod!
Me: That's me!

I got a record your own message voice box from Build-A-Bear and stuffed it into a large goat. T'was awesome indeed.

XD We're Old Catholic, which is a branch from Roman Catholic. We don't answer to the Pope. lol

Know it all jerk. lol

[Figgles]

This happened just the other day:

Me: I can't find my ears for my Ritsuka wig! I need to find them!

Sister(who is clueless to anime): Why?

Me: Because then I wouldn't be a virgin anymore! >.<

Sister: o.O

Yeah, Loveless really is great to mess with peoples heads. xD

And this one happened today:

Uncle: Is there a rave at the con?

Me: Yeah, its on Saturday night.

Uncle: Avoid the drugs there, or you'll be sorry.

Me: We're anime nerds, we don't have money to afford drugs.

Always wanted to use that line and finally got the chance to do it today! Whoot!

[NyappyNana]

"I would call you a demon but that would be a compliment~ >.<"

(Just a few minutes ago.. XD;)

[wolfy2491]

Me: We're anime nerds, we don't have money to afford drugs.

Totally true. xD

[Akayoru]

My sister: "Thanks for holding down my bald cap with your chin."

Me: "Hey, no problem, bro!"

[Soramunesanzun]

Basically everything i've said today.

(Hint- go look at the saawwt thread 8D)

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

"D< Shhhh! I'm trying to watch myself on TV!!"

[Agent47]

"I never thought the power of Sparda would make me this sweaty. >.<"

[sk_chan]

"You didn't see my panties, did you?"

"I need to buy a(n) [insert random object here]." (Examples: fez, skateboard, construction worker's helmet, flagpole, toy lawnmower, faucet...)

"Is my hair falling off?"

"I can feel my sweat pouring down my back under this uniform...it's wool, you know."

"No, this isn't my real hair."

"Aww, Haruhi...I'd be an alien for you anyday!"

"This is my first non-crossplay cosplay. Yes, I've been cosplaying for nine years...but this is the first time I've ever been a girl."

"I hate boobs. I wish I could just chop them off."

[LtCommanderRichie]

If you still need a fez, sk_chan, I have a pile of them just sitting here that is large enough that I could probably bear to part with one. Especially since it's for such a good cause.

Also, "Hot damn, I found my pants!" is not something you apparently want to yell when you think you're alone in the house but you're apparently not.

[Naruchan]

" If I don't get that Wig in time I think I'm gonna cry."
Me-"Do you think the lipstick is a good shade?"
Sister-"For what?"
Me-"My scar."
XD

[Hashi]

Me: "Wow, youre really determined to get that blade!"
Friend: "..totally just thought you said 'Youre really determined to get laid"
Friend 2: "Definitely heard laid"

Friend: -pouting- "Mah boomahwang!"
Me: "Boomer what?"
Friend:"Boomerwang..?"
Everyone in the room: -laughs-
Friend: -realizes and laughs too-

Friend: "You have the sexiest~ mango"
Me: -actually messing with my shoulder armor-

Friend: "That piece of armor looks like a big codpiece!"
Me: "that'd be a huge codpiece.."
Friend 2: "Have you SEEN Adam Lambert's?"

Me: -answers phone- Hello?
Friend:"Why hello there you delicious piece of Jet~ ...-pauses- ..wanna go to 7-11?"
Me: "Well after a greeting like that how can I say no?"

Basically, almost everything we said tonight was a reference to, well. Yes. with the exception of the mango. Which my friend then decided was a codpiece. So even the mango wasn't spared...

Weirdest night EVER. And you dont even want to know about what happened earlier in the day. We were almost hit by a car, and got free food.

[goatchild]

Me: *knife slips while slicing at wooden boomerang* "SH**!"
Friend: "Did you cut yourself?!"
Me: "...nope! Still not blood!" *a few minutes later* "Oh, dang, I am bleeding. Well, I guess I've officially put blood, sweat, and tears into this boomerang!"
Friend: "When did you put tears into it?"
Me: ".......I will cry tears of joy when I finish it and am eating a giant tub of ice cream in victory. : | "

Friend 1: "Oh god look at the Kcon calendar. It's Thursday now. D8"
*Friend 1 & Friend 2 cry*
Friend 1: "Now we really do have the tears."
Friend 2: "Except these are tears of sh**."
Me: "Tears of sh**? That doesn't sound very appetizing."
*All crack up*

And the weirdness just keeps on going...

[DanceWaterDance]

" If I don't get that Wig in time I think I'm gonna cry."
Me-"Do you think the lipstick is a good shade?"
Sister-"For what?"
Me-"My scar."
XD

I know just how you feel, Xigbar's scar is a pain in the @ss!

[sk_chan]

If you still need a fez, sk_chan, I have a pile of them just sitting here that is large enough that I could probably bear to part with one. Especially since it's for such a good cause.

Lol, I appreciate the offer, but I got one weeks ago. xD It's for my Eleventh Doctor costume if you watch Doctor Who.

[kit2kit]

Me: *knife slips while slicing at wooden boomerang* "SH**!"
Friend: "Did you cut yourself?!"
Me: "...nope! Still not blood!" *a few minutes later* "Oh, dang, I am bleeding. Well, I guess I've officially put blood, sweat, and tears into this boomerang!"
Friend: "When did you put tears into it?"
Me: ".......I will cry tears of joy when I finish it and am eating a giant tub of ice cream in victory. : | "

You too?
My friend and I put "Blood sweat and tears" into her cosplay as well :'D

[LtCommanderRichie]

If you still need a fez, sk_chan, I have a pile of them just sitting here that is large enough that I could probably bear to part with one. Especially since it's for such a good cause.

Lol, I appreciate the offer, but I got one weeks ago. xD It's for my Eleventh Doctor costume if you watch Doctor Who.

Hence the "good cause" part. Will you have a mop?

[sk_chan]

If you still need a fez, sk_chan, I have a pile of them just sitting here that is large enough that I could probably bear to part with one. Especially since it's for such a good cause.

Lol, I appreciate the offer, but I got one weeks ago. xD It's for my Eleventh Doctor costume if you watch Doctor Who.

Hence the "good cause" part. Will you have a mop?

No, but I will have the Eleventh's sonic; lights, sounds and all. =] I tend to like to have one prop per cosplay anyway, since it gets too complicated carrying things around if I have more...

[soundninja12]

I hate to encourage being offtopic, but:
Come to the who photoshoot on Monday! Please?

[sk_chan]

I'd love to being a huge DW fan, but I can't, I have a Durarara shoot that day I already promised I'd attend, and although it's two hours in-between the beginnning of the DRR shoot and the DW, I said I may hang with them for a bit after the shoot, and my "hotel room" isn't exactly near the convention. D= But I'm wearing Eleven on the second half of Sunday. (I already popped into the DW thread saying this but no one said anything back, so I figured no one really cared and just went on my merry way, and it's been kinda awkward since.)

To add to the topic:

"Ugh. I can see my hair."

"I need to buy acrylics to paint my shoes."

"I WILL STEAL ALL YOUR VITAL REGIONS!!"

"I'm not flat enough."

"I've done 52 cosplays. I counted."

[LtCommanderRichie]

Curses.

Well, I'll bring you a banana.

To add to the topic, "Yeah, I'm dressing as a martyr priest from a post-Apocalyptic Earth. He's got gold spanglies." kinda ranks up there in my 'strange things I've said' list.

It's right up there with "Either Truman or Rorschach is going to come out of that box."

[sk_chan]

Yanno, I'm thinking I MAY be able to change into Eleven for the shoot, but it'd be quite rushed. So I really have no idea. I'd have to discuss with DRR people and my roomies since they have the key to the place I'm staying at. I'll alert you guys on the DW board if I can...

A banana!! BANANAS ARE COOL.

Also, a quote from someone else:

"I didn't recognize you. I thought you were a young boy!!" ...that's when I was wearing make-up to make my skin look darker for Tyki Mikk.

[Tobias]

Content:  "Wrong, You'll be up at 8 so I can paint you."

[RoscoeTEHclam]

one of my new friends, on our way back from voodoo doughnuts: (referencing one of the other people who had grabbed one of her doughnuts)
"i wouldn't have let you take it if you hadn't gayed up the pope"

[wolfy2491]

(binding myself for my Hatori Sohma cosplay) "Damnit! My boob keeps poping out!"

(walking around)"What! That guy looks better in a skirt than I do."

(while being trapped in an elevator with 5 half naked asian men) "Alright! Hands in the air!...Someone's grabbing my butt!!"

[Soramunesanzun]

"JESUS CRIST YOU DIGI-DUMBASS GET OFF OF ME MY HAIR IS FALLING OFF AND MY BOOBS ARE POPPING OUT"

[Naruchan]

"I need my ear to look SCABBY! >o<" (Getting ready for Avatar the last air bender shoot)

[Vexenification]

"Luxord, your butt is smiling at me again."

"yes! Score one for the comb! >D "

[MiriaRose]

"IF YOU HELP ME WITH THESE WRIST BUTTONS, I WILL BUY YOU A HAM SANDWICH."

[Malaria]

"I have Auricle's face on my face. DD:"

[Naruchan]

"I have Auricle's face on my face. DD:"

XDDDD I thought you were Auricle at the dance til I started dancing with her. ^^;;

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

(while being trapped in an elevator with 5 half naked asian men) "Alright! Hands in the air!...Someone's grabbing my butt!!"

[/elevator opens to a floor of people]
Brad: It's not what you think!
Me: Yes it is!!!




Also, while I was walking the line to find a friend as Magnet!Luka with FateChooseMe as my Miku, some chick shouted at us, "I WANT YOUR BABIES!!!! ... YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?!"

[RoscoeTEHclam]

me, in some sort of wierd surfer mode

"Naw bro, you gotta put these finger like this... yeah bro, just like that. then you gotta poke you pointer like this, Bro"

i was teaching people how to do wesker's pose..
since September 3rd i have used the word "BRO" more times than ever before in my life

[goatchild]

"IF YOU HELP ME WITH THESE WRIST BUTTONS, I WILL BUY YOU A HAM SANDWICH."

That is the best bargaining material ever, especially at con. XDD

"Even though I have my boomawang holder now, I think I'm still gonna keep my wang right here~" *hooks boomerang in belt right in front of crotch and strikes a gangsta' pose*

[mellonemrys]

This is actually the most epic thing I heard said due to apparent LACK of cosplay and/ or looking like you belong at an anime convention.

Walking from the Executive Tower to the Main Hotel with Todd Haberkorn (one of our awesome guests this year btw!) and his girl friend to get them checked in -
Random Cosplayer walking by: SCAAAAAARE THE NOOOORMAL PEOPLE!
Us: *look at each other and try not to laugh until he's gone past*
Me: They obviously have no clue they just said that to one of the guests of honor, his girl friend, and someone whose been going to conventions for almost 8 years.


Monday during Cosplay Chess -
Me: *looking at the two foot height difference between the stage and the ground.* Will I be able to get back up here in this dress...?
(The bust on my dress was a little loose, so we had to pin it, which meant I had to have the best posture ever...the knee high boots meant I could barely bend my knees...I think I ended up jumping back up to the stage? Not very lady like, but damn it, there weren't too many other options!)


Monday night after coming back from the movies to pick some people up -
Friend: KATE!!! I HEARD YOU HAD BOOBS! WHY DIDN"T YOU SHOW ME!!!?
Me: *glancing horribly embarrassed at my other friends and the two guests of honor standing next to me* Wha--?
Friend: YOU'RE A GUY BUT YOU HAD BOOBS! NOT FAIR! *wanders off to say goodbye to other people*
Me: *is so very confused now*
(Apparently I don't come off as very girly, and he's probably only seen me in crossplay...with my chest bound...I don't know, I'm still a little confused on this one...)

[Kuu]

A few things said at con

Boob edition.

"That fake boob feels like chicken" -At the crossplay panel

Me: "You need a backbrace to bind your boobs, you're just too big"
friend *tries it*
Friend:"Blimey it works!"

Me as Toph: I need to put my phone in my other boob"
Sister: Toph has no boobs, you're lying!

[CLAP_attack]

I miss my goatee LOL

[Firewolf56]

"Quit touching my tail, you pervert!"

"God, Luxord. Your butt is smiling at me again."

And then, of course, "You see this tile? Those doors. The carpet. The number eight...and you. One of these is not like the others. YOU, GOOD SIR, ARE UNSYMMETRICAL!" xD

[DanceWaterDance]

"Quit touching my tail, you pervert!"

"God, Luxord. Your butt is smiling at me again."

And then, of course, "You see this tile? Those doors. The carpet. The number eight...and you. One of these is not like the others. YOU, GOOD SIR, ARE UNSYMMETRICAL!" xD

That's my Quote! and you forgot about the infinity symbol.

[Naruchan]

Saya- *holds out can of tomato sause* Open...

Naru-*tries to open as much as possible* Raagh!

Saya- Pfft, you are so weak Zuzu, I bet Jet could open it.

Naru- *opens* Yeah, my pants!


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