You can come visit me at my artist alley table, too, if you want to chat. I can't really invite you back behind the table or anything, but I can be shockingly normal from time to time.
Twice I've gone to the wig store by Lloyd Center and asked for the Kumoricon discount. When I did, the shopkeep looked at me baffled and said "Normally I can pick them out. I never would have suspected you were the type". XD It makes me wonder what type of Kumoripeople come in to buy wigs at his shop.