Where's your paddle?!

[DemonSpawn]

Riddle thread!~


I love riddles, and this one's not really a riddle but I didn't get it for a while!



Do any of you get it? (Try not to spoil it for others, maybe PM the person who posts the riddle to see if you got it right?)


Two penguins are paddling their canoe across the Sahara Desert. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Where's your paddle?" The second penguin says, "Sure does!"

[thesirensings]

There are only two barbers in town. One has a bad haircut, and the other a good haircut. Which barber do you ask to cut your hair?

[StarryShay]

You live in a one story house down the road from your friend Suzy.
The paint is green, the carpet is green, the wingdows are green, the kitchen is green, heck, even your dog Lilly is green. Everything in this house is green.
What color are the stairs?

[reppy]

You live in a one story house down the road from your friend Suzy.
The paint is green, the carpet is green, the wingdows are green, the kitchen is green, heck, even your dog Lilly is green. Everything in this house is green.
What color are the stairs?

THERE ARE NO STAIRS! IT'S A ONE STORY HOUSE!! 

[thesirensings]

OMGGGGGGGGGG YOU RUINED IT FOR US! D<

[Romo]

Soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more I dry the wetter I'll be. What am I?

[CheshireStray]

Double Points if you know the manga this is from:
I'm a flower. When you put two of me together, I fly into the air. What flower am I?

[Griff_the_dragoon]

GAH!!!!
MY HEAD HURTS!!!
*rubs head*

[reppy]

Soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more I dry the wetter I'll be. What am I?

A snowflake? ^^

[Romo]

@Reppy
Nope. ;3

[CheshireStray]

Soft as a petal that falls from a tree, the more I dry the wetter I'll be. What am I?

A snowflake? ^^

...its a towell, isn't it?

[killblazer]

I am the beginning of end, the end of time and space. What am i?

[Romo]

@kill
HUMANS...okay I'm kidding.

@Cheshire
Yep.

[killblazer]

@kill
HUMANS...okay I'm kidding.

lol probably

[thesirensings]

@ Kill

The letter "E"

[LtCommanderRichie]

There is a door that lets nothing through, but a wall that lets everything in. What is it.

[CheshireStray]

There is a door that lets nothing through, but a wall that lets everything in. What is it.

...opposite day?

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

[korin]

Here's a famous one.
What walks on 4 legs in the dawn, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

[killblazer]

@ Kill

The letter "E"

Yeah thats correct

blah I just realized you could have copy pasted and googled it for the answer lol, that was really easy

[killblazer]

Here's a famous one.
What walks on 4 legs in the dawn, 2 in the afternoon, and 3 in the evening?

I remember that, Humans. Wasn't that in the book "The Hobbit"? I think i remember reading about it.

[DemonSpawn]

This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.

You didn't use the letter 'e'?

[korin]

I remember that, Humans. Wasn't that in the book "The Hobbit"? I think i remember reading about it.

Much older than that. Oedipus Rex

[thesirensings]

There is a type of mouse that gives birth once a month, giving birth to 12 babies each time. Once a mouse is two months old, it becomes old enough to have children of it's own.

If you bought a two-month-old mouse at a pet store and brought it home with you, how many mice would you have in 10 months?

[reppy]

OMG FIBONACCI SEQUENCE.  SORT OF.  MAYBE.

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

There is a type of mouse that gives birth once a month, giving birth to 12 babies each time. Once a mouse is two months old, it becomes old enough to have children of it's own.

If you bought a two-month-old mouse at a pet store and brought it home with you, how many mice would you have in 10 months?

One

[thesirensings]

There is a type of mouse that gives birth once a month, giving birth to 12 babies each time. Once a mouse is two months old, it becomes old enough to have children of it's own.

If you bought a two-month-old mouse at a pet store and brought it home with you, how many mice would you have in 10 months?

One

Exactly. 8'3

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

There is a type of mouse that gives birth once a month, giving birth to 12 babies each time. Once a mouse is two months old, it becomes old enough to have children of it's own.

If you bought a two-month-old mouse at a pet store and brought it home with you, how many mice would you have in 10 months?

One

Exactly. 8'3

eye R smrt. 8D

[thesirensings]

If five cats can catch five mice in five minutes, how many cats will it take to catch one hundred mice in one hundred minutes?

[DemonSpawn]

One!

[reppy]

There is a type of mouse that gives birth once a month, giving birth to 12 babies each time. Once a mouse is two months old, it becomes old enough to have children of it's own.

If you bought a two-month-old mouse at a pet store and brought it home with you, how many mice would you have in 10 months?

One

Exactly. 8'3

Oh man, that was sneaky! I didn't notice that part. XD  It's like I didn't even read the first part of the second paragraph.  My brain just filled in the blanks for me. D:

[thesirensings]

One!

One cat? Or was that an answer to the riddle about the mice?

If it's cats, then you have the wrong answer, regretably. ;-;

[Romo]

If a chicken says, "All Chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?