Quotes of KumoriCon 2010

[RemSaverem]

I know it got annoying after a while, but the first time was awesome.
"OBJECTION!"
"OVERRULED!"

Did this involve Radien's Apollo Justice?

[Raveen92]

"You're a jerk Mustang" ~ various people after i told them they lost the game.

[camname21]

"Will you make out with me in the elevator? I'm a huge Sailor Moon fan!"
"I'm sorry. I'm taken!"

This is so the best quote.

[DarkChibiShadow]

"RUB YOUR NIPPLES!"

Yep, I was the one that yelled that during the skits.

SORRY EVERYBODY HOW COULD I STOP MYSELF?

[fleur_fraise]

"They be jelly"

"I'm a gassy child."

Although that might've just been when Shannon and I were talking.

[Darknight2433]

"U.S.A...U.S.A..."
"AMERICAAA!"
"Now you're a poop-nose."
"We had to think whether or not we wanted people in the room as we held Katie down."
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Oh my gosh the cosplay contessst

[Auricle]

I heard so much "AMERICAAA F*** YEAH" XD

[oslapedo]

INTAKE OF BREATH

[ocb777]

"YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP YIP" - Slightly Anime Dating Guy 18+

+1

*Indiana Jones looking around for something*
Random person: Did you lose something?
Indy: Yeah... The game.

Running gag during 2nd Miniskirt army panel capitalizing on double meaning used for "all ages" version of a story: "She's full of spunk."

Me, During Slightly Anime Dating Game (all ages), shouted out from the crowd in answer to "What would a dragonballz scouter say if it scanned you?": "IT'S OVER NINE INCHES!" (and then re-shouted just enough to be a running gag)



Great con everyone... hope I can attend in WA next year.

[Ichi_Kagetora]

I get in the elevator FULL of people and the door closes.
     "Hey guys guess what"
At this point everybody looks up at me.
     "You just lost the game"
Then everybody stares at me in dead silence and a Jason cosplayer begins to inch closer. Then finally somebody says
    "Your a dead man"
 and I run out the elevator on a random floor.

Also the viewing roooms were the most evil hate filled places ever. the things said in there would make 4chan look tame.

[chelseahavoc]

"reppy.. your boobs are too hard.... can i feel them again?"

[reppy]

hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahaahahhahahahaha.  Yeah, I remember that.

[Piman-dono]

"..You could call me a theif in the night...and in the morning, and in the middle of the day..." -Panty ninja.

I don't think that's an exact quote, but it was something like that. XD
It was during "The dating game".
Good times, good times.

Aaah, yes. The only part you forgot was the "and perhaps at school" section; but I probably should have left that one out anyway.

[reppy]

Oh man, ninja dood .. you totally just reminded me of the following moment from Cake on a Plane's Party Quirks game ..

Guest #1 is depressed by spinach, and Guest #2 is the overly dramatic voice guy from commercials.  You know, "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! KIDS TICKETS HALF OFF!", etc..

Host: She's afraid of things that are green.
Announcer: A certain thing that's green.
Host: Spinach.
Announcer: Yeah.  Spinach makes her depressed.
Guest #1 looks really sad, so Host goes over and hugs her.
Guest #2: WHAT A BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL MOMENT.
Announcer: That KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND OF RUUUUUUUINED IT.

The video is available here.

[bunny_jean]

"You ain't got no pancake mix!" *friend*
"Yeah, but I got a pancake. " *me*
<.<.>.><.<.>.>

yesssss

[bunny_jean]

Situation: Me and my boyfriend dressed as Hawkeye and Mustang at the FMA shoot, I think.

Another Roy: "Riza, don't you want to join the miniskirt army?"
Me: "No. Riza never wears skirts. EVER."
Another Roy: "...I guess that's true"
Me (internally): "VICTORY!"

TBH all of the miniskirt jokes got really obnoxious.

[Styx]

Oh man, ninja dood .. you totally just reminded me of the following moment from Cake on a Plane's Party Quirks game ..

Guest #1 is depressed by spinach, and Guest #2 is the overly dramatic voice guy from commercials.  You know, "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! KIDS TICKETS HALF OFF!", etc..

Host: She's afraid of things that are green.
Announcer: A certain thing that's green.
Host: Spinach.
Announcer: Yeah.  Spinach makes her depressed.
Guest #1 looks really sad, so Host goes over and hugs her.
Guest #2: WHAT A BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL MOMENT.
Announcer: That KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND OF RUUUUUUUINED IT.

The video is available here.

I had hoped Guest 2 was going to go to something about Yuri, there, but he was still dang funny.

[wolfy2491]

"U.S.A...U.S.A..."
"AMERICAAA!"
"Now you're a poop-nose."
"We had to think whether or not we wanted people in the room as we held Katie down."
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Oh my gosh the cosplay contessst

MEGAN. YOU WOULD. lol

[VulgateCycle]

I remember during the glomp circle, must've been Sunday when someone shouted "pelvic thrust" and there was a girl right behind me. I said "I was just molested," the guy next to me replied "it's okay, it happens to us all at some point."

[Classy Viking]

"I have a man thong....on right now. I **** YOU NOT"

Oh, that's so very, me.

[kit2kit]

"KEVIIIN~!"

"Are you Joe?.... I want to shake your hand."

"Oh Deer!"

"Here Ada, it reminded me of you <3"

"You just sharpened my "cant cut through anything" scissors!"

"Lets go to the ~Secret Room~"

"ADVENTURE~~!"

"Come here, little boy, and feel my hair."

"Professah, I need my pills."

"Sharon's skirt is the new abyss."


 and thats all I can think of right now XD

[DemonSpawn]

"U.S.A...U.S.A..."
"AMERICAAA!"
"Now you're a poop-nose."
"We had to think whether or not we wanted people in the room as we held Katie down."
"I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!"

Oh my gosh the cosplay contessst

INTAKE OF BREATH

OMG HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I MISS YOU TWO?!

[oslapedo]

HAHAHAHAHA ~

Not really a quote but whenever someone mentioned 50 CHICKEN NUGGETS I laughed.

[Styx]

"50 Chicken nuggets?  How is he not dead?"

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

I was on the phone with Roscoe while fixing up Reppy in my room:

Me: "I'm working on Reppy right now, Chip. I'm brushing his hair. I even caressed his face. Mmmmmmm"
Roscoe: "I do not approve of this!"


At the picnic on Day 0...

Taking about a desert:
Me: "Want some?"
Sarah: "Do I have to beg...?"
Me: "No...but you have to lick it off..."

Me: "Oh no...! I have gotten strawberry all over my chest! Whatever shall I do?"
Sarah: "Want me to lick it off? "

After being tied to Sarah:
Me: "Why are we tied together?!"
Neon: [/smacks my butt] "I just saved the game!"
Me: D< "I'm going to kick your ass!!" [/slips from rope]


With a random person in the elevator:
Her: You guys look like twins
Me: Actually, we're Lesbians...
Her: That's okay, I like Lesbians. I have a vagina so we're good!

[FateChooseMe]

I forgot about that last one!
XD

[reppy]

I was on the phone with Roscoe while fixing up Reppy in my room:

Me: "I'm working on Reppy right now, Chip. I'm brushing his hair. I even caressed his face. Mmmmmmm"
Roscoe: "I do not approve of this!"

Poor Roscoe ^^

Me: "Oh no...! I have gotten strawberry all over my chest! Whatever shall I do?"
Sarah: "Want me to lick it off?

Hm, didn't I offer to help you in that predicament too? 

(Also, that stuff was really, really good, wasn't it?) ^^

[RoscoeTEHclam]

(Also, that stuff was really, really good, wasn't it?) ^^

you have no idea
it was almost orgasmic

[Gryffinclaw Princess]

Reppy: I don't remember what you said. Sarah was right in my face so I remember her words. XP





I also remember when talking about Brandon's fan I said, "I have a bigger one..."


And when I was in Griff's room I randomly said to him, "I don't know why but I really want to kick you right now." And he told me to just go for it. XP


Oh!
And when I got angry at McD's and Molly told me I could hit her arm and I whacked her really hard near the wrist. >.>; It got red almost instantly...
"I'm not letting you beat me anymore."

[Ichi_Kagetora]

Yea but I have a FAN page    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/profile.php?id=100000156412175
It's FANtastic!
Do you know why my top FAN is?
I've got it done up real FANcy and when you see it your going to FANgasm!
and now for the grand FANale  Tell me   WHERES MA FANSERVICE?

[Raveen92]

"Believe in yourself better" ~ Tuxedo Mask from the Skit

[Sui Fong]

Me, a hellsing mercenary, and sakura waiting for the bus. A bum sitting with his back turned to us, smoking a joint.
*bum turns around*
Bum: "Woah bad trip man"
All: *turns and glares*
he just kept staring, so we walked off.

[BlackLaceAndPearl]

Oh, goodness, the FMA photoshoot.

"They're trying to deflower Roy!!"
Made better by the fact that Roy was wearing a miniskirt and actually holding a flower that people were reaching for.

[Raveen92]

^ That was Me. . .The Roy. . .in a mini-skirt

[Tankou001]

Friend: "Are you just going to write Chouji's man or girl on anyone who lets you sign them?
Me: "Well, why not?"

[pyronine]

"What are you Californians? You are Oregonians. What does Kumo stand for?"

Tue night after con at the k-con locker when everyone was standing under cover in a rain storm, and I was in the rain.

Guess what happened next.

[Piman-dono]

Oh man, ninja dood .. you totally just reminded me of the following moment from Cake on a Plane's Party Quirks game ..

Guest #1 is depressed by spinach, and Guest #2 is the overly dramatic voice guy from commercials.  You know, "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! KIDS TICKETS HALF OFF!", etc..

Host: She's afraid of things that are green.
Announcer: A certain thing that's green.
Host: Spinach.
Announcer: Yeah.  Spinach makes her depressed.
Guest #1 looks really sad, so Host goes over and hugs her.
Guest #2: WHAT A BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL MOMENT.
Announcer: That KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND OF RUUUUUUUINED IT.

The video is available here.

By the Gods of Undergarments... we have video!

[thesirensings]

"Did you see Mario?! He's standing in a LINE!"

Some random kid said this when he saw my friend Cora (dressed as Mario) standing in line for Subway. It was so CUTE!

[DancingTofu]

"So if we take all our clothes off, I put on an apron, Jay [REDACTED], and me and Arrison start making out, can everyone at this table agree to be turned on?"

Bressler Edit: Let's not reference stuff like that, please, guy?

[Classy Viking]

"So if we take all our clothes off, I put on an apron, Jay [defecates] on my chest, and me and Arrison start making out, can everyone at this table agree to be turned on?"

We never did get to make out.

[Negima]

Oh man, ninja dood .. you totally just reminded me of the following moment from Cake on a Plane's Party Quirks game ..

Guest #1 is depressed by spinach, and Guest #2 is the overly dramatic voice guy from commercials.  You know, "SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! KIDS TICKETS HALF OFF!", etc..

Host: She's afraid of things that are green.
Announcer: A certain thing that's green.
Host: Spinach.
Announcer: Yeah.  Spinach makes her depressed.
Guest #1 looks really sad, so Host goes over and hugs her.
Guest #2: WHAT A BEAUUUUUUUUUUTIFUL MOMENT.
Announcer: That KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND OF RUUUUUUUINED IT.

The video is available here.

By the Gods of Undergarments... we have video!

I know.... I'm afraid now.... O.o

[xkuroxhanax]

"You should love me because I'm small and adorable and a hipster and do voices. And I'm kind of Jesus. What more could you ask for? If you ask for more than Jesus... you're kind of a DICK."

[childofthemoor]

"You should love me because I'm small and adorable and a hipster and do voices. And I'm kind of Jesus. What more could you ask for? If you ask for more than Jesus... you're kind of a DICK."

I think I really, really love this. XD

And also, maybe because I was involved,

"TOPH OFF!"

[unicornfrog]

*enters elevator, doors close*
the soft singing begins:
"Mcdonalds! Mcdonalds!"
(from the amv contest)

And on the first day, this lady with a small cute little girl, stops me and says:

"Hey! Could you take a picture with my little girl? She wants a picture with all you.....furry peoples."

(And then at that moment, somebody in a fursuit goes by, and gives me "The Nod")

You Furry Peoples? haha even though I am one....it's funny....

[reppy]

I was walking around late at night with a friend.  A group of cosplayers were sitting on the sidewalk.  I hear one of them yell out to me.

Me: "Hi! How are you?"

We walk past them, then my friend starts laughing.

Me: What?
Friend: Oh, that girl said, 'I TOLD YOU!' to her (male) friend.

Apparently my gender was in dispute, so she wanted me to say Hi to them so they could verify. xD

[Ichi_Kagetora]

Is awesome a gender Reppy?

[RoscoeTEHclam]

Just remembered one of my favorites
on the bus on the way to con on day 1, a random guy on his phone in the back of the bus:
"yeah, i think i'm gonna HOLY F***!
no dude, F***ING WESKER IS ON THE BUS!
YEAH, THE GUY FROM RESIDENT EVIL
SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE, HE JUST GOT ON THE BUS"

[Negima]

From the Joker in the Anime Dating Game:
"Well I have been chasing guys in tights for the past 60 years."

From a discussion:
"I hear that crossplay keeps you young."

[thesirensings]

Just remembered one of my favorites
on the bus on the way to con on day 1, a random guy on his phone in the back of the bus:
"yeah, i think i'm gonna HOLY F***!
no dude, F***ING WESKER IS ON THE BUS!
YEAH, THE GUY FROM RESIDENT EVIL
SERIOUSLY, I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE, HE JUST GOT ON THE BUS"

That is all kinds of awesome. xD It would've been even better if you had your tentacle at that time.

[DancingTofu]

"So if we take all our clothes off, I put on an apron, Jay [defecates] on my chest, and me and Arrison start making out, can everyone at this table agree to be turned on?"

We never did get to make out.

Another time, darling. <3