I heard there was fist bumping in here.
I'll bump your fist any time bro. ;]
For the record I'm the Dude-King of Bros. Back in Greece before I broscended from Mount Brolympus to live among the bros they used to called me Brosiedon. Under the guise of a mortal, I've lived amongst the dudes and bros of earth for thousands of years, brokering the seemingly chance meetings of chill bros. Upon the advent of the 21st century, as chemistry started to bromeate the atomic level, I began living as a brofessional chemist. I discovered a browerful and effective compound called Chillium Bromide, and called upon my bro-like powers of Brosiedon to introduce the compound into the neural systems of all the world's chill bros. I then sat in wait for the right broment to come, before I would return to the world of the mortal bros and reign as a King amongst my PEOPLE AND DUDES.
Gentlemen, the time doth approach for our ascension!
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