A Tough Thread for Tough Guys

[Classy Viking]

That's Right. THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR THE TOUGHEST, MANLY, POSTERS ON THIS SITE!
In order to Post you must prove your worth in machismo.

YOU CAN ONLY ENTER IF YOU SUCCESSFULLY ONE UP THE MAN BEFORE YOU.

MEMBERS:
CLASSY VIKING
REPPY
JAQUA
DANCINGTOFU
DUBABY
DEMONY
POTS
SHAY
KALLI
MEEP
MAKI
OSLAP

Here's the where the bar starts:

I'm so tough, that when I eat lighting, I don't crap thunder, Thunder craps itself.

[itachi689]

im so tough that i bent animantium with my [content removed by Moderator AllyKat. Reason: Inapropriate]

[Classy Viking]

That's just gross man, Try again, when someone else gets in.

[reppy]

I'm so tough I spell it tuff.

[Classy Viking]

I'm so tough I spell it tuff.

You're in. Welcome to the Salty Spittoon.

[itachi689]

I'm so tough Chuck Norris looks for me in his closet every night before bed

[Classy Viking]

That's not tough, just sad.

[Animeman73]

I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!

[Classy Viking]

I'm so tough I can break three boards with one kick, and i can do it TWICE!!!!

Just twice? Reppy can misspell the word tough as "tuff", and it still holds its meaning.

[itachi689]

man this is hard

[Classy Viking]

Don't you mean, tough?

[itachi689]

im so tough Once a cobra bit my leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died

[Classy Viking]

I do not believe that is an original claim. No dice.

[Animeman73]

I'm so tough that I've ran around a large track 7 times and come out still alive.

[Classy Viking]

Too Gym Class-y.

[itachi689]

im so tough that i fell and scraped my knee and cried for 20 minutes while all of you cried for 30

[Classy Viking]

You cried, at all? That ain't tough.

[reppy]

A tough guy would have punched himself until in the face until he was unconscious, just to spare himself the embarrassment of being seen with so much as a single tear in his eye.

[Animeman73]

I'm so tough that I once went for a boat ride...in a pond filled with nutria or water rats!

[DancingTofu]

I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.

[jaqua]

My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

[Dubaby]

I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.

[DemonSpawn]

...I wax my eyebrows.... and I don't feel a thing.

[Classy Viking]

I cry while I frown while I comfort beautiful women when puny animals' mothers die in movies.

My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

I'm so tough when I broke my toe I kept it to myself and walked that s@#% out.

Ya'll in.

Demony- You were close, but Dubaby so far has set the new bar.

Animan- Not even close yet. A real tough guy, would have swam.

[DemonSpawn]

Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.

[Classy Viking]

Dayumn, lemme brain storm for a minute.


Okay this is a true story. :3

I'm so tough that when I broke my wrist no one noticed until about 6 hours later.

Also: When the doctor was going to cut the cast off, I slipped it off my arm and handed it to him. (resulting in three more annoying hours of x-rays to make sure it actually healed.)


Also: I heard that 'You were close' in my head in Professor Oak's voice like when your new shot wasn't better than your old shot on Pokemon Snap.

In.

[kylite]

Im so tough Iv done Yojimbo since 2004 and I keep coming back for more!

[RemSaverem]

Sue Sylvester is so tough she could stride in here and force the entire category to become gender integrated.

[DancingTofu]

My body can house a parasite for nine months and then forcefully expel it from my person and leave it crying. Also, I have boobs. Can I join yet?

If playing DDR with Boogiepop has taught me anything over the years, it's that boobs make manly things way more manly.

[DemonSpawn]

^True dat.

[Soramunesanzun]

I'm so tough I... CAN'T OPEN A BOTTLE?! I am NOT TOUGH AT ALL.

/goes to fix pretty dress

[Pots]

^{Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O}

[Kallika]

I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"

[StarryShay]

-Flexes-

[Classy Viking]

^{Once I stepped in an open toolbox and got a knife stuck in my foot. I just pulled that sucker out and went to fuss over the blood I dripped on the white carpet. O u O}

I'm so tough after having my whole chest cut open from my neck to my waist, had my rip cage split, cranked apart, my heart taken out of my body (had a robot heart for a few hours) sewn up, I asked "When do I get my surgery?"

TRUE STORY

AND I EVEN HAVE TWISTY TIES

ON MY RIBS! (I can even feel them)

Also one time, making a sandwich, I was using a knife (sharp) it fell and stuck in my big toe, blood was..everywhere? and I asked my mom "Can I get a band aid?"

You two are in. Also those stories are horrific.

-Flexes-

Well put. In.

[DancingTofu]

Those stories remind me of the time I got my leg stuck in a bear trap.

Well, to be more accurate, I got a bear trap stuck in my enourmous calf muscles.  I just flexed my leg and it snapped that bear trap in half.

[meep]

Ive had my neck cut open before.
Does that make me tuff? ouo

[DemonSpawn]

Hay you should update the member list. ;3

[Classy Viking]

Ive had my neck cut open before.
Does that make me tuff? ouo

In.

[makichan]

I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.

[Nando-KiT]

i went a whole 3 months with a broken arm thinking it was just sore cause i slept funny its a true story.. Does that count?

[thesirensings]

At the tender age of 11, I calmly watched my mother push a baby out of her , and then cut the umbilical cord because everyone else was too much of a p*ssy to do it themselves.

[Classy Viking]

I once killed a man with my bare bear hands.

Oh so in.
This is now the bar. And no more injuries.

[Cassiopeia]

I killed 4 bugs with just my eye all in the same day.

[Classy Viking]

Thou, impressive, it's not quite Bear Status.

[thesirensings]

Adding to my further tuffness claim, did I mention that I was born with a full set of teeth which I used to sever my own umbilical cord?

[Classy Viking]

Hmmm, still not quite on the bear level.

SO Tough Guys, I have a question for you all,

Can one flex too hard/much?

[DancingTofu]

Absolutely.  If you don't have muscles, don't flex, or you're flexing too much.

[oslapedo]

The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.

[Classy Viking]

The tough tears I shed during Toy Story 3 came out as glass shards and shattered into the wimp bodies sitting next to me, thus making them cry loser salt tears of pain.

Toughness that transmutes normal body functions eh?

You're in.