Author Topic: Dear Diary (An idea Stolen from far cooler people) (Read 159704 times)

Classy Viking · « **on:** October 19, 2010, 08:47:18 pm »

Deary Diary,

Today I had freezer Waffles for Breakfast, they were yummy, as they were covered in maple syrup. Then I dicked around on the internet.
Around eleven I left for the bus to go to PCC. Class today was Film studies. My Professor is a crazy old British guy, he's really cool. We talked about Raging Bull and watched clips focusing on the historical starts of film editing. After class I was driven home by my girlfriend. Nothing really happened after that, I had some sliders for dinner. Today was a good day.

Well I'll see you tomorrow, Diary.

StarryShay · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2010, 08:48:52 pm »

Dear Diary,
I need to be less ugly.
Hope this plastic surgery works.
Love, Shay.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2010, 08:51:15 pm »

Dear Diary,

Today was interesting. I learned not to talk about same-sex marriage in class.
I also learned that procrastination is starting to not work so well.

Bye Diary, I need to finish my smoothie.

PS. TELL SHAY SHE'S CRAZY.... and grounded if she keeps saying she's ugly. :c

kylite · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2010, 08:56:55 pm »

Dear diary,

Today I realized I have caught the cold going around AND I have a wisdom tooth making my life a living hell. Here I sit at work waiting for the day to be over so I can go to the dentist tomorrow.

reppy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2010, 09:55:25 pm »

Dear diary,

I'm sorry if I gave kylite the cold I've had for over the past week. ;<

xoxo,
Rep E. Tile

FateChooseMe · « **Reply #5 on:** October 19, 2010, 10:00:49 pm »

Dear Diary,

Sorry that I told Reppy he had a cold.
It was really allergies of the left bicep.
I didn't mean to lie diary, I just did.

Love,
Fate

DancingTofu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2010, 12:09:08 am »

Dear Diary,

I've eaten three bagels so far today. I'm hungry but I only have six bagels left. What should I do?

Love,
-Charlie

RemSaverem · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2010, 12:56:39 am »

Dear Diary, Today I bartered catsitting for a TV that doesn't constantly scroll. My eyes got happier just in time to start Princess Tutu. I cried twice. If only I hadn't quit ballet when I was a kid I could've danced along like a Tutu version of the Time Warp. Speaking of which, still in need of turquoise socks and a gold sequined bowtie for my Columbia.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2010, 04:03:15 am »

Dear Diary,

I should be sleeping, but I am not.

~Koga

RemSaverem · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2010, 06:27:05 am »

Dear Diary, Are you the one sending me crazy cosplay dreams? If so, thanks, as they just might work. I probably could take a wood block and a handle of some sort to fake the hurdy-gurdy played by the rhyming-obscure-wisdom-dispensing faerie-godmother figure (Aja?) from Princess Tutu. I definitely could really hand out the Scarlet Runner bean seeds that I really planted that really do grow enormously, and warn folks of the giants they may encounter if they climb too high.

StarryShay · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:02:03 am »

Dear Diary,
This banana bread I'm eating is really good.
Also, I should be going to the bus stop now....murrr.
Love, Shay.

P.S I have a huge bow on my head > u >

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2010, 07:05:42 am »

Dear Diary,

Why is it so early? Can I just sleep? Or just fastforward to six, that'd be cool too.

Love, Megan

RemSaverem · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2010, 12:29:16 pm »

Dear Diary,
I'm pretty sure my cat has been reading you.
Love,
Brittany from Glee.

---------(In Season 1, episode 16, "Home", she says this to Santana.)----------

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2010, 12:45:07 pm »

Dear Diary,

I'm kicking my half-cold's ass.

Love,
Saki.

TurboSaiyanJason · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2010, 04:28:49 pm »

Captain's Log, stardate: 10-28-2010.

Today I will be leading an away team to the Tualatin Quadrant, consisting of myself and First Officer Pai, to engage in music and merry making at Fleet Admiral Taco's residence. I hope that my guitar duels with him raise the roof.

--Commander and Turbo Saiyan, Jason.

End recording...

jaqua · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2010, 04:34:41 pm »

Dear Diary,

Why is Halloween so close, I don't have time to finish everything. I think you should work on this.

Regards, Jaqua.

RemSaverem · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2010, 04:52:19 pm »

Quote from: TurboSaiyanJason on October 28, 2010, 04:28:49 pm

Captain's Log, stardate: 10-28-2010.

Today I will be leading an away team to the Tualatin Quadrant, consisting of myself and First Officer Pai, to engage in music and merry making at Fleet Admiral Taco's residence. I hope that my guitar duels with him raise the roof.

--Commander and Turbo Saiyan, Jason.

End recording...

*loves*
Dear Diary,
Just as I can no longer imagine my life without my beloved cat, I can no longer imagine my social life and my sense of humor without geeks.

Pots · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2010, 05:51:49 pm »

Dear Diary,

Today my teacher painted on my sexy lady so I got angry :I.

Love, Pots

DancingTofu · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2010, 06:03:34 pm »

Dear Diary,

I am hunger.

Regards,
-Charlie

P.S.
Pots's teacher is a meany

superjaz · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2010, 07:36:17 pm »

dear diary, i really wish my mom gave more then 12 hours notice when she needs to crash at my place. Also i think my new house rule of not having people over in my home if i haven't met them first , makes me feel safer! ~latter Jaz

MiriaRose · « **Reply #20 on:** October 28, 2010, 09:04:50 pm »

Dear Diary,
I am eating old ice cream. It tastes stale.
-Miria

RemSaverem · « **Reply #21 on:** October 28, 2010, 09:14:11 pm »

Dear Diary. My exroommate didn't pay the electric bill. That's why I can't afford heat and spend most of my time under the covers with my cat.

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #22 on:** October 28, 2010, 09:29:07 pm »

Dear Diary,

My arm itches.

Love, Demony

Classy Viking · « **Reply #23 on:** October 28, 2010, 09:51:15 pm »

Dear Diary,

I'm sure they won't find the bodies. I'll be out of this in no time.

Signed from Squad Car.

Arrison "Classy Viking" Warner

RemSaverem · « **Reply #24 on:** October 29, 2010, 11:12:42 am »

Dear Diary,
Had the most amazing week of fanfic dreams. 1st a Supernatural one, then an absolutely epic full episode of Big Bang Theory, featuring a guest appearance by Adrian Brody as his character from Splice (but single). Can't wait to write the actual dialogue. Need to find a science advisor to verify all geeky details. You'll be the first to know.
Love,
Remy.

reppy · « **Reply #25 on:** October 29, 2010, 02:10:45 pm »

Dear Diary,

Remy has far cooler dreams than me. Also, I had a Calc 4 exam today. I think I did pretty well. It was very hard. O: Also, I was wearing my fancy new argyle sweater today, but I also put on a black undershirt beneath it. Turns out I put it on inside-out and backwards. I was wondering why a little bit of my shirt looked all rumpled up near the top of my sweater. I hope no one at school noticed. D:

Lesson learned: reppy can find the volume trapped between the hemisphere z = sqrt(9 - x^2 - y^2) and the circle x^2 + y^2 = 4 in the xy-plane but cannot dress himself properly.

(In case you're wondering, it's (5^(3/2) * pi)/3 or approximately 11.708.)

Integrally yours,
reppy

RemSaverem · « **Reply #26 on:** October 29, 2010, 02:42:35 pm »

Dear Diary, It appears I have forgotten all the Calc that got me a 5 on the AP exam back in the day. Perhaps it was like that episode of Married with Children wherein every new fact memorized by Kelly pushed another old factoid out. Maybe every fanfic dream costs me a math class. Oh well. It's worth it if it's found fun by the con's most celebrated crossplayer.

reppy · « **Reply #27 on:** October 29, 2010, 03:31:46 pm »

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I wish life was like an RPG and I could award attribute points to people. If I could, I would give RemSaverem +1000 awesome points for her Married with Children reference.

And then I would cast "Blanket of Covering" on myself. It's super-effective(!) when compliments have the unintended effect of causing extreme embarrassment! ^///^

Suddenly realizing how nerdy he is while talking about RPGs and listening to viking metal,
reppy

RemSaverem · « **Reply #28 on:** October 29, 2010, 07:30:36 pm »

Dear Diary. It has finally happened. My life is at last complete. I can now sing the opening song from A Very Potter Musical because "It's gonna be totally awesome!" now that I have been infused with extra points from one with plenty extra to give in that area.

The type of blanket coverage I will need this evening differs, however. Remember how in The Rocky Horror Glee Show, Sam was concerned his Rocky shorts "might show some nuttage"? Well tonight, after spending junior high and high school performing as Magenta, I am debuting in Vampire Kameko's Columbia cosplay, and I'm hoping to not accidentally slip a nip....
Love,
Remy.
P.S. I always knew that some day someone would share my appreciation for Married With Children enough to make it worth all the @#$% I took from people who couldn't understand how a Women's Studies major could enjoy it!
<<EDIT>> Succesfully Time Warped without wardrobe malfunction

Vexenification · « **Reply #29 on:** November 03, 2010, 05:36:08 pm »

Dear Diary, My fingers are getting tired from sewing that eyepacth that I started yesterday! It was really nice this morning since it wasn't cold or raining. I stepped on every single crunch leaf that was between me and my bus stop this morning too. I don't know why I can't find my pirate pants to go with my eyepatch. Does the universe not want me to dress up as a pirate tomorrow? Or is it telling me that Ninja's are far superior?Diary, I am confused now, so I will go and search some more.

RokusasuKun · « **Reply #30 on:** November 03, 2010, 07:53:12 pm »

Dear Diary,
Tomorrow I can't wait to start on my paper for ITR&R about David Bowie, and I wish I were focusing more on my Crucible paper outline. I also wish I had a group to play Apples to Apples with. I hope I can go to JoAnn's this weekend to look at fabrics for my cosplays, I'm pretty sure I'll be doing Ling first. Oh, is it Thanksgiving break yet? I wish it was.
Until tomorrow-
Love, Ellis~

Transimage · « **Reply #31 on:** November 03, 2010, 08:19:39 pm »

Dear Diary,

Everyone else's diaries are much more interesting than you. What is up with that.

Love,
Transimage

reppy · « **Reply #32 on:** November 03, 2010, 08:23:58 pm »

Dear Diary,

I totally made a few new forum crushes in this past month or so. O: I hope no one finds out! teehee. >_>

RemSaverem · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2010, 10:38:10 am »

Dear Diary, I really miss the room I lived in in high school, with its two floor-to-ceiling collages of pictures of and stories about (1) The Who and (2) David Bowie, until my mom took them down a couple years after I moved out. Supposedly the collages still exist somewhere in my parents' basement; sure hope they are protected from flooding. Anyway. It sure would help me feel only nostalgic and not homesick to read new articles anyone might write about David Bowie. Not like that's a hint or anything
Also, I can't help but wonder whether there are really such things as crush-faeries that go around sprinkling crush-inducing glitter-dust upon us forum folks in our dreams. 'Cause last month was a doozy for me in terms of increasing crushiness, and there seems to be a lot of it going around....

reppy · « **Reply #34 on:** November 04, 2010, 02:38:47 pm »

Dear Diary,

I totally just had the raddest idea for a Labyrinth fanfic..

P.S. I'm lying.

RemSaverem · « **Reply #35 on:** November 04, 2010, 03:09:15 pm »

Dear Reppy's Diary,
Can you try to make him not be lying on that last entry? I would so totally read his Labyrinth fanfic. Thank you.
Love,
Remy.

Dear Diary,
I have discovered today that 8 years working in fanfic at cons can lead one to anthropomorphize anything, even you or others' diaries.

So. Ya wanna hang out? Splotch my ink and I'll know you're listening.
Love,
Remy.

Nando-KiT · « **Reply #36 on:** November 04, 2010, 08:12:00 pm »

dear diary, i havent slept for two days but had two hours of sleep this morning.goin for day 3

RemSaverem · « **Reply #37 on:** November 04, 2010, 09:18:29 pm »

Dear Diary. Since the menace formerly known as my roommate pulled the plug on the internet that was supposed to be my compensation the bills he left unpaid when he disappeared like a phantom, you have become my Obi-Wan, my only hope, the only one I reliably have access to talk to. Gosh, I need to get out more! Love, Remy.

emasik · « **Reply #38 on:** November 04, 2010, 10:11:52 pm »

Dear Diary,

I wish Steve wasn't so secretive about dating me. At least change your facebook status, betch.

Love, Ema.

reppy · « **Reply #39 on:** November 04, 2010, 11:10:16 pm »

Dear Diary,

My ribs are sore. D: The guy that was guarding me in basketball was constantly fouling me. Sure, I gave him some good fouls too, and I think most of my pain is due from the fact that I was breathing so heavily, but I just wanted to complain. D:

Gingerly,
reppy ^^

jaqua · « **Reply #40 on:** November 05, 2010, 02:46:40 am »

DEAR DIARY

GUESS WHAT'S TOMORROW
OH THAT'S RIGHT
FRICKIN' AKICON'S TOMORROW
THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA BE CRAZY, MAN

LOVE, JAQUA

RokusasuKun · « **Reply #41 on:** November 05, 2010, 06:56:52 am »

Dear diary,
You made it! It's friday morning! Now if you can manage to finish your David Bowie paper, start your Crucible paper, survive your spanish and english tests and make it home, you can play FFVIII all weekend! And you're still jealous of the AkiCon-goers, aren't you?
Love, me~

RemSaverem · « **Reply #42 on:** November 05, 2010, 08:59:40 am »

Dear Diary. Wow. I never expected "outing" of het couples on the forums. It's partway between amusing and ...I better not say. Anyway. About that bilocation thing. Since I now don't have internet and don't have a DVR or TiVo, I have to juggle my desire to socialize at Anime Friday with my love for Supernatural. Oh that CW, how it has changed my social life. Anyway. I still have to ask Meg if I can slice her blue tentacles and somehow make them into a headpiece to cosplay Squid Girl. After I use them as Nagini for my HP! Love, Remy.

RemSaverem · « **Reply #43 on:** November 06, 2010, 09:41:34 am »

Dear Diary, I dreamed I infiltrated and subverted local low-level Tea Partiers. I pretended to be a liason sent from the ecoanarchist treesitters since their namesake event some might call anarchist civil disobedience. Then I convinced them to reread Genesis and embrace the Shekinah and that "dominion over" was a (some say deliberate) mistranslation of "stewardship of". Winning them over, I got these folks to see they'd been mislead by Palin, et. al, and to break the group down from within and become ecoactivists. Fun dream.

reppy · « **Reply #44 on:** November 06, 2010, 11:38:22 am »

Dear Diary,

I had an awesome snugglelove session with an adorable little kitten last night. She was licking, nuzzling, and biting me all over my face and neck. And then she passed out on top of me for like half an hour. Pretty sweet, dood.

All snuggled out,
reppy

Shadow · « **Reply #45 on:** November 06, 2010, 12:21:28 pm »

Dear Diary,

The other day I was driving home and saw this guy on a bicycle. He had his game face on. I looked over and was instantly intimidated.

Suddenly suspicious of bicyclists,

Shadow

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #46 on:** November 06, 2010, 06:17:02 pm »

DEAR DIARY,

I'M JELLY OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO HAVE LIVES.

Love, Demony.

RemSaverem · « **Reply #47 on:** November 06, 2010, 08:16:47 pm »

Dear Diary, it's my least favorite day of the month. No, not for girlpart reasons. Because I had to give my cat her flea treatment. And vacuum her room (with dust everywhere as I cleaned the filter), and washing all her linen. I gave her 2 types of treats & she hasn't seemed to forgive me yet. Fleas are le suck. <-- (pun)

reppy · « **Reply #48 on:** November 06, 2010, 08:49:34 pm »

Cats definitely seem to hold grudges longer than dogs. D:

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #49 on:** November 06, 2010, 09:20:47 pm »

Dear Diary,

Reppy's really good at Tetris. I learned this the hard way. o3o

Love, Demony

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