Author Topic: I am officially 18 (Read 5713 times)

fleur_fraise · « **on:** March 01, 2011, 07:16:26 am »

Man I'm old

DaemonForce · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2011, 09:08:05 am »

You're not old until the men say so.

Anyway that doesn't sound like a happy birthday so I'm not going to say it.

Since you're an adult, you can finally land better jobs and contracts without the need to get your parents' so involved in your life. You're a bigger asset/liability to the world than before so make sure you grow in the right direction. Seeing as how this is the first day of a new month, it's a great time to begin a new conquest. Good luck. x_X'

jaybug · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2011, 05:18:21 pm »

Happy birthday!

You aren't old until at least 22. lol

nyahaha · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2011, 06:15:58 pm »

Happy birthday! Now you can go buy lottery tickets, cigarettes, and porn.
DONT ABUSE THE POWER

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2011, 06:19:51 pm »

PORN EVERYWHERE

DaemonForce · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2011, 06:40:49 pm »

Quote from: nyahaha on March 01, 2011, 06:15:58 pm

Happy birthday! Now you can go buy lottery tickets, cigarettes, and porn.
DONT ABUSE THE POWER

Lottery tickets: Fun
Cigarettes: Hate them
Porn: Yes
Jobs: Hell yes
CDL application: Yes
Start your own business: Easily
Go back to the way things once were: Never again.

There's way more to this than I'll mention but these are the points I liked when I was 18.

Quote from: fleur_fraise on March 01, 2011, 06:19:51 pm

PORN EVERYWHERE

You're on the Interwebs. Of course porn is everywhere. -_-

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:30:17 pm »

PORN IN YOUR MAILBOX.

SENT BY ME.

BECAUSE I BOUGHT IT.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:32:20 pm »

Just pick up a phone and start entering every sweepstakes imaginable. You're gonna win so many cars.

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #8 on:** March 01, 2011, 08:35:49 pm »

BEST IDEA

Classy Viking · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2011, 08:23:20 pm »

KATIE IS AN OLD HAG. DUSTY BONES FULL OF DUST.

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:20:23 pm »

I KNOW.

BTW ARRISON I WANT TO SMOKE A PIPE, MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE.

Classy Viking · « **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:40:57 pm »

KATIE YOU ARE THE PIPE.

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #12 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:48:37 pm »

WHAAAAAAAAAT

Riitah~ · « **Reply #13 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:49:35 pm »

at least you're 18 before the convention. I turn 18 a month after the convention x.x

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #14 on:** March 02, 2011, 09:54:34 pm »

lol I was never complaining about being 18, it's AMAZING~~~~~~

Riitah~ · « **Reply #15 on:** March 02, 2011, 10:08:25 pm »

I'm sure it is! I'm envious ._.

Man of the Public · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2011, 01:12:13 am »

Best part of this, I'm not a pedophile anymore.
Huzzah for being able to date without fear of the law.

DaemonForce · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2011, 08:06:49 am »

Quote from: Man of the Public on March 03, 2011, 01:12:13 am

Best part of this, I'm not a pedophile anymore.
Huzzah for being able to date without fear of the law.

Wait wat?

You're in fear of the law because you're dating a girl within a 1 age gap? Are you insane?

She looks nothing like a little girl either. One of two things: Either you're not telling us something important or you truly don't believe you're in the ephebophile category like every other normal person your age. The outcome doesn't matter anymore but reading this made my brain stop. :/

@random · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:07:28 am »

It should be insane to fear the law in a case like this. But when it comes to whether it is insane to fear laws passed by politicians who can't agree on anything but "protecting the children" (and therefore get more and more extreme trying to outdo each other)... Christopher Handley, Dwight Worley, the girls arrested as distributors of child pornography (sending nude pictures of themselves to boyfriends via cell phone), et al would probably disagree with you.

fleur_fraise · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:14:10 am »

Quote from: DaemonForce on March 03, 2011, 08:06:49 am

Quote from: Man of the Public on March 03, 2011, 01:12:13 am
Best part of this, I'm not a pedophile anymore.
Huzzah for being able to date without fear of the law.
Wait wat?

You're in fear of the law because you're dating a girl within a 1 age gap? Are you insane?

She looks nothing like a little girl either. One of two things: Either you're not telling us something important or you truly don't believe you're in the ephebophile category like every other normal person your age. The outcome doesn't matter anymore but reading this made my brain stop. :/

Or, you know, he could be joking |: This is my boyfriend. He's a year and a half older than me, he was 18 and I was 16 when we started dating even though he was only a year older than me in school. It's an inside joke.

Man of the Public · « **Reply #20 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:15:45 am »

You guys took that way too seriously.

nikkiolie · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:36:27 am »

Quote from: jaybug on March 01, 2011, 05:18:21 pm

Happy birthday!

You aren't old until at least 22. lol

:<

DaemonForce · « **Reply #22 on:** March 03, 2011, 02:05:54 pm »

Quote from: randompvg on March 03, 2011, 10:07:28 am

politicians who can't agree on anything but "protecting the children"

From themselves? Lets lock them all up! Yeah that will work! Oh wait no it won't.

Quote from: randompvg on March 03, 2011, 10:07:28 am

Christopher Handley

Lets take the art guy, make him a victim, then prosecute him for indecent thoughts!

Quote from: randompvg on March 03, 2011, 10:07:28 am

Dwight Worley

Dirty thoughts are bad! :3

Quote

most teenagers sending the explicit messages were sending them to boyfriends or girlfriends, while others said they were sending the pictures in a bold move to secure a date

Is this a bad joke? I didn't think this way at 14.

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Last year, in Goshen, Ohio a 19-year-old cheerleading coach was convicted of indecency charges after taking a topless photo of herself and a 15-year-old girl.

Probably to secure a date...

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Anyway, this information is all very fascinating but what does child porn manufacture/possession have anything to do with fleur and the other? From what I read here I would be really surprised if either were stupid enough to be involved with it.

Quote from: Man of the Public on March 03, 2011, 11:15:45 am

You guys took that way too seriously.

I really wanted to think of it as a joke but previous experience and political stupidity forces me not to. You're not completely screwed up yet so go have some fun. :/

EDIT: Okay maybe that was a little too graphic but you get the point. Kids are too stupid these days.

Man of the Public · « **Reply #23 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:17:17 pm »

@Daemon
Way too much information, man, I'm going call you way too much information man.

Mew*Haruko · « **Reply #24 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:47:30 pm »

Happy Birfdai. * u *

makichan · « **Reply #25 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:04:05 pm »

Quote from: nikkiolie on March 03, 2011, 11:36:27 am

Quote from: jaybug on March 01, 2011, 05:18:21 pm
Happy birthday!

You aren't old until at least 22. lol
:<

::reads Jays post::
::feels old::

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #26 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:59:57 pm »

^ Don't feel too bad, he's pushing 40.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FLEUR!

Mew*Haruko · « **Reply #27 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:37:14 am »

You guys make me feel like I'm just a little tike. xD

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #28 on:** March 04, 2011, 07:19:23 am »

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY. Lol. Did you have a party or something? How was it if you did? O:

My 18th was so cool. *tear* *tear* For me, being 18 doesn't feel very different from being 17... XD The buzz I got from the knowledge wore off after about a week when I realized nothing was different.

jaybug · « **Reply #29 on:** March 04, 2011, 05:41:26 pm »

"^ Don't feel too bad, he's pushing 40. Grin"

Pushing 40? Like hell. I'm pushing 50 ding-dong. lol Oh well, at least Brad Pitt is too. That makes me feel better. HA! lol

Makichan is just taking things way too seriously here in this thread. lol You poor poor thing.

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #30 on:** March 04, 2011, 07:50:49 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on March 04, 2011, 05:41:26 pm

That makes me feel better. HA! lol

Glad I helped!

Animeman73 · « **Reply #31 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:19:27 pm »

Happy birthday to you and welcome to the wonderful world of voting eligability. I know sometimes especially in these crazy days it's not easy, in fact there are times where one can get downright cynical. But don't forget to vote because voting CAN make a difference still in this country.

makichan · « **Reply #32 on:** March 04, 2011, 10:24:05 pm »

Quote from: jaybug on March 04, 2011, 05:41:26 pm

Makichan is just taking things way too seriously here in this thread. lol You poor poor thing.

Lol naaaw, I don't really feel old yet. I was just exaggerating XD

And yeah, 18 doesn't feel too different from 17. When you finish high school and move out you'll begin to feel it.

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Author Topic: I am officially 18 (Read 5713 times)