Author Topic: The Terrible Advice Thread! (Read 129272 times)

GregAtlas · « **Reply #250 on:** October 08, 2011, 04:04:35 pm »

Keep him in a bottle

what would you do if he keeps yelling "Hey listen!"?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #251 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:27:21 am »

BEAT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A STICK

I cant open bottled sodas for the life of me!

otakunobody · « **Reply #252 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:35:32 am »

Repetativly stab them with a knife so you have a small fountain

I can't think of any cosplays to do for next year,what should I do?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #253 on:** October 09, 2011, 06:03:29 am »

Copy all the popular gimmicks, even if you don't know anything about them!!!! (I would literally make a list of all my favorite animes and pick which characters I liked the best, or search for new anime that I enjoy and do the same thing with those

I cant dye the back of my hair without leaving animal print splotches!!!!

Black~Rose · « **Reply #254 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:23:22 pm »

Claim you are a cheetah

My boyfriend made his text ringtone "hey Listen" how do I make it stoopp?

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #255 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:26:11 pm »

When youre driving over the i5 bridge, throw it out the window. I need a new pair of skinny jeans, what does i do?!

CyberIncision · « **Reply #256 on:** October 09, 2011, 03:30:01 pm »

Suction a current pair of your jeans until they look like skin!

I need something to do with my life...

GregAtlas · « **Reply #257 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:39:58 pm »

move to china and work in a sweatshop.

My cookies fell apart, what do I do?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #258 on:** October 09, 2011, 05:51:45 pm »

tape them back together

Moms nowhere to be found and I'm really hungry but not sure what she was planning for dinner and she wont pick up the phone... what do I do?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #259 on:** October 09, 2011, 06:00:12 pm »

take pictures of yourself eating your own arm.

what if I have no ducks to tape?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #260 on:** October 09, 2011, 08:46:29 pm »

glue

now I cant eat and I feel nauseated

GregAtlas · « **Reply #261 on:** October 09, 2011, 10:03:44 pm »

Lay on a bed of rusty nails.

Someone is hiding their feelings for someone because their target of affection is already taken.

CyberIncision · « **Reply #262 on:** October 09, 2011, 10:47:51 pm »

Beat the person hiding these feelings till they dont remember

How do you combat being ignored?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #263 on:** October 09, 2011, 10:55:51 pm »

Ignore the fact that you are ignored

How do you explain to someone that you can never have too much hello kitty?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #264 on:** October 09, 2011, 11:28:03 pm »

By going to Hello Kitty anomnious.

What do you do when you get a poster but your walls are covered by posters you would never want to take down?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #265 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:04:31 am »

Build another wall to place said poster

Midterms are do tomorrow
I have yet to turn a single thing in one class and when my mom finds out....

CyberIncision · « **Reply #266 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:21:36 am »

tell her the teacher ate your homework!

I cant sleep ever!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #267 on:** October 10, 2011, 07:07:48 pm »

take 1mg of melatonin and if that doesn't work, take a second one. Otherwise, suck some blood from the neck of a virgin

New cars look really boring and generic, how do you make one stand out?

otakunobody · « **Reply #268 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:30:46 pm »

Shoot it with a paigun and the hit it a couple time with a sledge hammer

My shins are killing me right now,what should I do?

Chromophobic · « **Reply #269 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:36:45 pm »

Have someone kick them until you feel nothing.

I have a really really bad stomach ache and I feel like puking, what should I do?

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #270 on:** October 10, 2011, 09:42:27 pm »

Go eat tomatoes! I cant stop bleeding...what should i do?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #271 on:** October 10, 2011, 11:14:01 pm »

absorb it with dirt or put a leech on it.

I have nyan cat in my head, how do I let him/her out?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #272 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:04:45 am »

force all the rainbow pressure out all your orifices and become one with the nyan.

I cant find anything to watch on Netflix! What should I do?

HalcyonFour · « **Reply #273 on:** October 11, 2011, 03:57:56 pm »

Read a book.

v I'm bored and don't want to study!

CyberIncision · « **Reply #274 on:** October 11, 2011, 04:36:35 pm »

Study so hard and fast that you don't even know you studied!!!

I need to find a good online game desperately!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #275 on:** October 11, 2011, 06:34:05 pm »

Quote from: CyberIncision on October 11, 2011, 04:04:45 am

force all the rainbow pressure out all your orifices and become one with the nyan.

As you wish, but this could get ugly... Imma firin' mah rainbow! Blaaaah~! **starts singing nyan cat**

Quote from: CyberIncision on October 11, 2011, 04:36:35 pm

I need to find a good online game desperately!

pretty much anything on facebook, but I'm going to say world of warcraft just because I like flaming it.

I need a moogle, what do I do?

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #276 on:** October 11, 2011, 06:57:31 pm »

Adopt me!

I need to lose some weight.. how does I do this?

HalcyonFour · « **Reply #277 on:** October 11, 2011, 09:25:14 pm »

Take plenty of ex-lax and weight loss pills. Eat only lettuce and drink distilled water. You should get results fairly quickly.

V I want to wear my cosplay costume for Halloween this year, but my props might get ruined from rain! What should I do?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #278 on:** October 12, 2011, 05:52:03 am »

^ to the last two answers,I thought this was the terrible advise thread

^ move to arizona

v end of the world comes eva style (as in end of the last episode), what would you do if you were Shinji?

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #279 on:** October 12, 2011, 10:05:04 am »

Lol well, ima pretty bad moogle. I dont even has wings D:

GregAtlas · « **Reply #280 on:** October 12, 2011, 01:31:25 pm »

Quote from: TalaRedWolf33 on October 12, 2011, 10:05:04 am

Lol well, ima pretty bad moogle. I dont even has wings D:

hehe you'd probably do better than most of the recent final fantasies...

CyberIncision · « **Reply #281 on:** October 12, 2011, 02:08:10 pm »

Quote from: GregAtlas on October 12, 2011, 05:52:03 am

v end of the world comes eva style (as in end of the last episode), what would you do if you were Shinji?

^ Be so very confused and angry!

V What would you do if wolves were picking off your friends at con :O

GregAtlas · « **Reply #282 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:01:13 pm »

four words: boot to the face! (of the wolves.) Though... are you using the term wolves as a metaphor?

how do you spell VW?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #283 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:06:49 pm »

............ Is this a trick question.... I feel dumb :O

What would you do if anime characters started walking out of manga and television sets like everything was normal???

GregAtlas · « **Reply #284 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:22:00 pm »

Quote from: CyberIncision on October 12, 2011, 08:06:49 pm

............ Is this a trick question.... I feel dumb :O

What would you do if anime characters started walking out of manga and television sets like everything was normal???

hehe, I was just playing off of that "blond(e)" song where she "can't spell VW but I've got a Porche"

^ um... glomp them depending on the character.

v I'm feeling depressed, what game should I play?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #285 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:25:02 pm »

The count the bad things in your life game?

I'm too impatient to wait for my cosplay wigs, what should I do?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #286 on:** October 12, 2011, 10:48:36 pm »

^ shave your head and make a wig out of the hair.

v If you knew there was a black hole near earth, what would be the last thing you would do before getting sucked in?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #287 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:17:00 am »

I would run around screaming childrens rymes and not say goodbye to anyone!!!!

What would you do to properly express yourself?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #288 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:24:24 am »

moors code through hitting my head on the wall.

what would you do if your batteries never died?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #289 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:26:05 am »

USE EVERYTHING FOREVER

What would you do if being on the computer for an hour gave you tumors.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #290 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:41:40 am »

rejoice

what would you do if your significant other "out of nowhere" has a STD?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #291 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:34:32 am »

explode

I cant find an anime character that resembles my personality!!!

GregAtlas · « **Reply #292 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:39:42 am »

eat a cookie

zombies have a new favorite food: toe nail clippings. Feed them or no?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #293 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:41:57 am »

as long as they dont wanna clip them themselves, sure!

I want to be a vampire

GregAtlas · « **Reply #294 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:49:25 am »

have me bite your neck, but your bf might not like it.

where can I find some good daft punk?

CyberIncision · « **Reply #295 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:55:53 am »

No he would not.

Buy five copies of the Tron soundtrack!

How do I learn to nyan?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #296 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:58:05 am »

ask a wicked witch to change you into a kitty

Why can't AOL send DVD RW's? I kinda miss the good ol' days...

CyberIncision · « **Reply #297 on:** June 02, 2015, 07:07:30 am »

Invent a time machine, sell it for a lot of cash, use that cash to make today the good ol' days....

How do I defeat my boyfriends 7 evil exes?

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #298 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:54:18 pm »

Use the time machine from the previous reply, then make everyone from like around WW1 to present keep voting for staunch social conservatives in politics and in school districts. You boyfriend will then grow up in a wonderful, Mayberry RFD-like society almost unimaginable today: with plenty of strong institutions like his extended family, schools, churches, and probably most important - entertainers - all supporting and expecting him to save himself and keep himself clean and unsullied (doctors would only prescribe birth control to married couples who had already had children) all until he meets the one "right girl" - YOU. That way, there won't be any ex-s to worry about at all, and in that world they'd all be nice girls if you met them, not evil. They'd probably only have gotten as far as playing cards, under the watchful eye of a chaperone...

But of course, you will have to be just as chaste as this gentleman - remember, he WILL be a dashing and romantic gentleman, and he will court you with grace and panache!

Best (or in this thread: WORST) anime-related place to retire?

JaegerDarkness · « **Reply #299 on:** March 11, 2016, 08:18:32 pm »

^ If you're looking for an anime related place to retire to, I'd pick Shiganshina.

V I wanna rearrange George W. Bush's face with my foot (Captain Levi had his way with Eren), but I don't want to end up in Gitmo. What should I do?

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