Author Topic: The Terrible Advice Thread! (Read 129285 times)

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #50 on:** August 01, 2011, 04:18:07 pm »

^Lay outside in a sweatsuit all day drinking water and eating celery only

I ripped my only pants, what to do?

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #51 on:** August 01, 2011, 04:22:25 pm »

Take them off and throw them at a passing cop.

I have a coworker who thinks theyre the s****. What should I do?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #52 on:** August 01, 2011, 04:37:22 pm »

^ Throw **** at them making them literally "the ****"

My hand fell asleep, what now?

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #53 on:** August 01, 2011, 04:53:18 pm »

^ play that game where you stab the knife between your fingers cause if you lose, you wont feel it!

v how should I go about making my Raichu tail?

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #54 on:** August 01, 2011, 08:31:58 pm »

Go find a car witht the decal and saw it off the car.

Crabby customers that are old who buy beer yell at me when I card them... how can I card them with out insult?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #55 on:** August 02, 2011, 03:47:24 pm »

^ Tell them "NO BEER!" and drink it in front of them, then they will be sad instead of insulted.

V eBay sucks!

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #56 on:** August 02, 2011, 10:36:51 pm »

^Buy ebay and make it your pawn to rule the world

I have the hiccups, help?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #57 on:** August 03, 2011, 12:31:43 am »

Bang head against door 3 times hard

My friend keeps stealing my photos on DA and FB and posting them to her DA

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #58 on:** August 03, 2011, 12:37:42 am »

Hack her account and post uglypictues and say they are her latest and greatest works of art!. I'm super tired, what ever shall I do?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #59 on:** August 03, 2011, 01:24:14 am »

^ Let someone hit you in the head with a 2x4.

V I'm hoping to get either a promotion to full time, or get a second job here pretty soon.

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #60 on:** August 08, 2011, 07:23:48 pm »

Set a swarm of African Killer Bees on everyone else so your the only option.

Is there any easier way to brush up on your spanish other than reading?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #61 on:** August 08, 2011, 08:58:23 pm »

Drop into a mexican restrurant like taco bell and then copy every thing they say. I need a bath but the hot water is all used. Help me?

devyrae · « **Reply #62 on:** August 08, 2011, 09:08:51 pm »

Boil water on the stove and dump it on you.

Got a small cut but dont have bandaids.

rukavampireknight · « **Reply #63 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:04:25 pm »

Just leave it to heal on its own make sure you roll around in dirt and mud its a natural disinfectant.

My phone is dead what do i do?

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #64 on:** August 09, 2011, 12:36:18 pm »

Dump some red bull on it... red bull revitalizes and gives you wings, so why not have a live and epic cell?

A friend thing called me up drunk on skype yelling about smex... what should I do?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #65 on:** August 09, 2011, 10:42:23 pm »

Tell them you have a hot friend then bring your grandma over and give her a bottle of tequila and some tassles. I'm having trouble focusing, what should I do?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #66 on:** August 10, 2011, 01:07:00 am »

^ Play with the shiny thing over there.

V I love the fishes 'cuz they're so delicious.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #67 on:** August 10, 2011, 07:49:28 pm »

Is that an problem?
EAT THEM UNTIL YOU EXPLODE!

I have an addiction to bangles

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #68 on:** August 10, 2011, 10:26:28 pm »

^ Thank the good god Haruhi that you don't love the Cincinnati Bengals and make me a sammich.

V It's time to go to work...

Black~Rose · « **Reply #69 on:** August 11, 2011, 07:25:59 am »

^ Set all your clocks an hour back so that you have an hour before its time to go to work again.

V So tired X_X

@random · « **Reply #70 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:00:28 am »

^ Drink half a dozen Starbucks triple shots in an hour... you'll either be wide awake, or you'll have a perfect excuse to stay home when you start having heart palpitations.

V Less than a month to go, how do I lose this extra 20 pounds?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #71 on:** August 11, 2011, 01:30:01 pm »

^ Stop eating

V College is frustrating me and I'm afraid that everyone will take up all the class slots before I have a chance to even be allowed sign up ><

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #72 on:** August 11, 2011, 01:32:46 pm »

^easy kill all your compition

V Nightmares suck what do I do

Black~Rose · « **Reply #73 on:** August 11, 2011, 01:54:02 pm »

^ Watch a marathon of horror movies then take a sleeping pill.

V I eat too many blueberries

lychee-twist · « **Reply #74 on:** August 11, 2011, 04:17:18 pm »

Vomit them up and then make a pie out of them. (please don't)

I burnt my fingers on my oven.

What should I do?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #75 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:56:29 pm »

^ Put more fire on em, burn em enough and you wont feel anything.

V I ate too much x_x

rukavampireknight · « **Reply #76 on:** August 11, 2011, 10:06:35 pm »

^ Continue to eat more untill you explode then you won't have ate too much.
v My hair is stick straight and won't hold a single curl how do I make my hair curly, wavy for my Ruka cosplay?

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #77 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:35:35 pm »

When you get out of the shower, stick a fork in an electric socket.

Co worker can't count their till, what should I do?

Black~Rose · « **Reply #78 on:** August 12, 2011, 05:17:43 pm »

Bash them in the head with the till and make them count how many times you hit them with it till they know how to count.

Headache!!!

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #79 on:** August 12, 2011, 05:46:47 pm »

^ I can throw rocks at your head...

V What I want for my birthday is the utter complete destruction of World of Warcraft.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #80 on:** August 13, 2011, 12:45:55 am »

^ Enlist an army of people with the same wish (like me) creating an army that will attack the company and make a deal - Their life will be spared on the condition that WOW is shut down for good and all copies currently owned, previously owned, and new are destroyed in a big pile.

V Just had pizza and I want chocolate milk but thats way too much dairy for me ><

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #81 on:** August 13, 2011, 01:26:11 am »

^eat it anyways. a deal with the pain becuse milk is good and thats why call it the toilet
Trying to blow up the world what is a good way?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #82 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:36:40 am »

I don't know, but you should ask the government! They know lots of good ways to blow up the earth!

I lost my wigcap, and is currently using a stocking that I found but it's too tight for my head

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #83 on:** August 13, 2011, 05:23:46 pm »

^ Get your head shrunken by a witch docter and it'll fit just fine.

I NEED SUGAR!!!

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #84 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:20:46 am »

Drink 10 rockstars and eat a bag of sugar then run in circles.. I have too many maga to read right now! What to do?

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #85 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:23:26 am »

Burn all except one no problems anymore then :3

Super mad at my ciel hat because it keeps sliding off what do I do?

Ritsu-chan · « **Reply #86 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:25:37 am »

Sew it to your scalp!. All my new manga are burnt up? What now?

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #87 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:33:40 am »

Give a anime dvd to the gods as a ritual sacrifice to get them back.

My dress is hard to walk in what do I do?

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #88 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:36:07 am »

Go naked

I want to go to bed but instead I am posting here

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #89 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:37:33 am »

Rip your comp out of the wall and stomp on it, or in a simalar case with cellphones throw it on the ground and stomp on it

My cat is lazy

@random · « **Reply #90 on:** August 14, 2011, 02:27:30 am »

A high dose of amphetamines ought to perk him right up.

My sleep schedule is seven kinds of messed-up, what do I do?

TheArtNinja · « **Reply #91 on:** August 14, 2011, 11:28:05 am »

Drink ten cases of espresso and never sleep again.

Speciality fabric is too expensive!

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #92 on:** August 14, 2011, 12:01:58 pm »

Get the amount of fabric you need, quickly sew up what you want to make and walk out with it on with out paying. If they ask say you walked in wearing it

Every time we have a show the house is mess...and now I have to help clean up

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #93 on:** August 14, 2011, 05:15:00 pm »

^ buy your self some servants and make them do it while you eat pizza and relax

I ended up being way to nice and then a jerk... Now people call me a troll what do i do

rukavampireknight · « **Reply #94 on:** August 14, 2011, 07:59:31 pm »

Well since they call you a troll act like it, get a huge wooden club and start smashing people with it.

I want to get vampire fangs but all the normal costume kind fangs are to big for my teeth what do i do?

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #95 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:04:11 pm »

Shave your teeth into vampire things after all it can't hurt that bad

I have been called cute what do I do?

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #96 on:** August 14, 2011, 08:15:48 pm »

^ tell them that your ugly and their cuter ?

I ended up being punched in the face by two 5 year olds and now i have a black eyes what do i do

DancingTofu · « **Reply #97 on:** August 15, 2011, 12:37:24 am »

Punch them back and plead self-defense.

I'm bored and on the internet, how do I solve this?

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #98 on:** August 15, 2011, 10:13:24 am »

^ pr0n.

V I've got something stuck in between my teeth that doesn't want to come out.

@random · « **Reply #99 on:** August 15, 2011, 12:43:41 pm »

^ Stop... hammer time! Put on some goofy looking shiny parachute pants, get a large heavy object, and you can take care of the problem permanently.

(Am I showing my age again?)

V I'm really thirsty, but nothing in the apartment sounds enticing. Ideas?

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