Author Topic: That Awkward Moment When... (Read 207985 times)

GregAtlas · « **Reply #201 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:20:10 am »

That awkward moment when you're laughing at all these awkward moments and end up almost choking on an Altoids but luckily swallow it whole... you think...

That happily awkward moment when you show up on your over 7 year long distance (with visits of course) girlfriend's front door to completely surprise her for her birthday.

That awkward moment 1 month before permanently being together that she decides to break up with you for apparently not loving God enough.

That awkward moment when you found out after the breakup that 3 months after surprising her for her birthday which she claims was the happiest time of her life that she cheated on you.

That awkward moment trying to figure out what next to do with your life after all the planning and hard work falls apart.

lol, sorry to sound all depressing... **noms another Altoids**

That awkward moment when you forget what you were saying mid sentence.

That awkward moment when your co-worker hooks the car jumper cables up backwards on his side.

That awkward moment when you have to explain why someone who isn't you with the same name/age/ethnicity/height/town is in the obituaries.

That awkward moment when you forget your keys and cell phone in the car.

That awkward moment when the police stop by while you're using a hangar to try to unlock your car door... and then they try to help. Oh, and the awkward moment when they practically admit stealing your laptop just a week before but you know there will never be any proof.

That awkward moment when something like Akira is playing and some random person sees you watching it and decides to yell "pikachu!"

That awkward moment when you turn a paper in and either misspelt your name or forgot to put it on the paper altogether.

The awkward moment when you jump off the towing trailer and your pants split open at the car shop waiting for your car to be fixed for something you know is wrong and is a $2 part, having to go home to get another pair of pants just to find out they charge over $300 for parts and labor hours.

That awkward moment where your dad tries to do the Caramell Dance for all the wrong reasons.

That awkward moment when you realize your awkward moment list is too long for one post and that you need some sleep.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #202 on:** September 10, 2011, 05:28:01 am »

Quote from: DancingTofu on May 27, 2011, 07:51:26 pm

That awkward moment when you're 1 cent short at the grocery store D:

That awkward moment when you're the attendant selling you the item but don't have the 1 cent to lend them or the authority to let it go.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #203 on:** September 10, 2011, 06:58:45 pm »

That awkward moment at a con and you see someone you've only talked to on the forums and you want to walk up to them say, "OH HAY! I'M ____ FROM THE FORUMS!" but feel that would be too awkward.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #204 on:** September 10, 2011, 07:01:26 pm »

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #205 on:** September 10, 2011, 09:45:11 pm »

That awkward moment when you quietly take a picture of a person while they are asleep and they open their eyes right after you finish taking their picture.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #206 on:** September 10, 2011, 09:56:00 pm »

Quote from: Black~Rose on September 10, 2011, 07:01:26 pm

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

That awkward moment when you're a guy that isn't crossplaying/crossdressing and that happens. (hasn't happened to me thank goodness...)

That awkward moment when a baby that isn't yours tries to nurse on you... (has happened to me...)

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #207 on:** September 10, 2011, 10:09:25 pm »

That awkward moment when you're watching X-Men First Class with your mom and she tells you to "calm your hormones" because you say "hnnnnnng" and "hot hot hot hot hot hot" every time Erik comes on the screen.

SO THAT WAS MY DAY XD

reppy · « **Reply #208 on:** September 10, 2011, 10:23:42 pm »

That awkward moment every time you're shirtless and holding the cat and it tries to nurse on you! >:|

Fffffffff only ever does it to me for some reason!

otakunobody · « **Reply #209 on:** September 10, 2011, 10:40:10 pm »

That awkward moment when the parent behind you in line starts talking to her daughter behind you and you can hear her.
I had a parent behind me when I was in line for a snowcone on day 3. She leaned over and,it was more of a stage whisper,proclaimed to her daughter:
"That girl's wearing nylons over her panties" I stood there for another two minutes pretending I didn't hear her.I really wanted to turn around and explain my cospaly to her but thought better of it.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #210 on:** September 10, 2011, 11:39:55 pm »

That awkward moment when you realize these forums don't have a like button

GregAtlas · « **Reply #211 on:** September 11, 2011, 12:30:16 am »

That awkward moment when you realize it isn't the voices in your head telling you to burn everything.

That awkward moment when you find out the cake is a lie.

flyinvee11 · « **Reply #212 on:** September 11, 2011, 12:32:34 am »

That awkward moment when you realize SO MANY PEOPLE took your picture at con, but nobody posted it online!

thesirensings · « **Reply #213 on:** September 11, 2011, 01:13:40 am »

That awkward moment when you want to try flirting with someone you're starting to be interested in, but then you remember that people you flirt with have a tendency to never want to talk to you again. :/

That happens a lot.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #214 on:** September 11, 2011, 03:56:05 am »

Quote from: thesirensings on September 11, 2011, 01:13:40 am

That awkward moment when you want to try flirting with someone you're starting to be interested in, but then you remember that people you flirt with have a tendency to never want to talk to you again. :/

That happens a lot.

Ganbatte.

That awkward moment when you remember to put your socks on after you already have your shoes/boots on.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #215 on:** September 11, 2011, 04:31:59 am »

The awkward moment when you accidently call your teacher sweetie. And hun. And hunnie... And it doesnt help that hes hotter than hell and drives a yellow lotus.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #216 on:** September 11, 2011, 04:47:13 am »

The awkward moment when you're webcam chatting with your girlfriend and her mom walks by naked. >.<

The awkward moment when you realize that you've seen her mom naked but not your girlfriend.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #217 on:** September 11, 2011, 07:04:38 am »

That awkward moment when you spend a whole thread arguing someone and tearing them apart and then visit another thread where they're the only one that defended your post.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #218 on:** September 11, 2011, 08:57:02 am »

The awkward moment when you realize that the person you fight with and argue with the most on the forums, is actually your boyfriend.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #219 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:15:29 am »

Quote from: Black~Rose on September 10, 2011, 07:01:26 pm

That awkward moment when someone you dont know calls you "mommy"

And even more awkward when it's a creepy guy who just randomly walks up to you and follows you
This happened to my friend on Day 0, she had followed our friend across the street as she tried to call her mom and this guy walks up to her and calls her mom and stuff then follows her back to the line.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #220 on:** September 11, 2011, 10:22:00 am »

Quote from: reppy on September 10, 2011, 10:23:42 pm

That awkward moment every time you're shirtless and holding the cat and it tries to nurse on you! >:|

Fffffffff only ever does it to me for some reason!

LOL The claws must be the best part XD

reppy · « **Reply #221 on:** September 11, 2011, 02:20:00 pm »

For whom? ;-;

Black~Rose · « **Reply #222 on:** September 11, 2011, 11:35:15 pm »

sarcasm dear lol But the cat probably thinks highly of its Kneading ability

izamor · « **Reply #223 on:** September 12, 2011, 03:31:42 pm »

GregAtlas · « **Reply #224 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:07:46 pm »

That awkward moment when you find lick marks on the stick of butter.

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #225 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:23:20 am »

That awkward moment when you see a hair and can't tell if it's a whisker or .... !

(only really applies to us bearded bros)

otakunobody · « **Reply #226 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:29:02 am »

That awkward moment when your mom looks through your pictures on your camera and see your pictures from a yaoi photoshoot,which you happened to be in and have pictures of yourself on the camera.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #227 on:** September 14, 2011, 12:24:47 pm »

^ Ouch, another reason I don't bring my own camera since we share it at my house

Those awkward moments when your parents won't stop bring up yaoi after you had sadly told them about it in your weebow middle school years

GregAtlas · « **Reply #228 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:13:08 pm »

That awkward moment when you just get to work and then remember you left the oven on.

Chromophobic · « **Reply #229 on:** September 14, 2011, 09:28:41 pm »

The awkward moment when you post a picture of yourself on facebook from Kumoricon of you ontop of a girl that is the other end of the pairing that you're cosplaying as, and you forget that half the people you're friends with on Facebook is family... And they are all homophobic. ._. And one of them lives in the same house as you...

TomtheFanboy · « **Reply #230 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:07:22 am »

You're on the phone with your mom and then drop something on your foot, curse at it, then keep talking before noticing the stunned silence on the other end of the phone.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #231 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:30:32 am »

@chromo i know how that feels hun, im sorry. Okay so, that awkward moment when youre on the bus with your headphones turned up all the way, and your phone rings and plays nine inch nails f-you like an animal at stereo level sound.

RozenMaiden_Girl · « **Reply #232 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:43:04 am »

That really awkward moment when your grandma walks into your room talking about Howl's moving catlse and then asks you "Whats yaoi?"

That really awkward moment when your on your mom's computer and when you go under serch history you find the words '2 girls 1 cup' type in.

(Yeah, that happened to me)

Black~Rose · « **Reply #233 on:** September 15, 2011, 01:36:27 am »

Quote from: TomtheFanboy on September 15, 2011, 12:07:22 am

You're on the phone with your mom and then drop something on your foot, curse at it, then keep talking before noticing the stunned silence on the other end of the phone.

HAHAHAHAHA!! This made my day XD

GregAtlas · « **Reply #234 on:** September 15, 2011, 01:48:35 am »

the awkward moment when you go take a shower for a special event and 2 minutes after getting out you're absolutely covered in cat fur...

Edit: not a Ramna 1/2 moment either.

Dubaby · « **Reply #235 on:** September 15, 2011, 09:02:18 am »

That really awkward moment when I get a phone call from an unknown number, assume it's the cute guy I gave my number to like 10 minutes prior, and after 5 minutes of me trying to flirt and him acting all cool he says "Oh, Sarah." and I suddenly find out this is some dude named Chris, and he has the wrong number and thought I was his girlfriend......

Yeaaaahhhhh... he hung up pretty quick after that..... =/

JRock · « **Reply #236 on:** September 17, 2011, 10:41:49 pm »

That awkward moment when you're planning on joining the military after lying to your parents since 6th grade that you don't want to because they'd be so disappointed in you if you did.

ಠ_ಠ

That awkward moment when your parents go through your history and read some of the M rated yuri fanfics you just caught up on/finished...

ಠ_ಠ

f**k.

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #237 on:** September 17, 2011, 11:32:17 pm »

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

JRock · « **Reply #238 on:** September 18, 2011, 01:19:49 pm »

Quote from: TalaRedWolf33 on September 17, 2011, 11:32:17 pm

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

At least he isn't homophobic anymore? Hahaha...

That awkward moment when you try to point out the positives in an awkward situation, but it just makes it more awkward...

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #239 on:** September 18, 2011, 01:47:29 pm »

@JRock lol i know right

JRock · « **Reply #240 on:** September 18, 2011, 01:51:21 pm »

Quote from: TalaRedWolf33 on September 18, 2011, 01:47:29 pm

@JRock lol i know right

Always.

reppy · « **Reply #241 on:** September 18, 2011, 02:50:50 pm »

Quote from: TalaRedWolf33 on September 17, 2011, 11:32:17 pm

That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

I'm sure it was faaaaar more awkward for him. XD

TalaRedWolf33 · « **Reply #242 on:** September 18, 2011, 03:53:43 pm »

@reppy Oh god I hope so lol for all the years of tormenting me for being bi

reppy · « **Reply #243 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:03:20 pm »

He was, uh, probably doing it for, um, a "research" project. Yeah, yeah, that's it!

@random · « **Reply #244 on:** September 18, 2011, 04:28:33 pm »

Quote from: JRock on September 18, 2011, 01:19:49 pm

Quote from: TalaRedWolf33 on September 17, 2011, 11:32:17 pm
That awkward moment when you walk in on your over homophobic brother watching gay porn. You knew this day would come, but its still a shock.

At least he isn't homophobic anymore? Hahaha...

That awkward moment when you try to point out the positives in an awkward situation, but it just makes it more awkward...

Actually, you might be surprised at the number of closeted haters. Even though there's nothing wrong with someone for how they were born, there are a lot of people who grow up hearing that gay=evil from their friends, family, church, etc. If they grow up believing that there's something wrong with them for being themselves, they may grow to hate themself so much that they lash out at others. Or they may be in constant fear of being discovered, in which case they lash out at others to try to hide their secret. It's one of the more sad consequences of a society in which it's okay to hate someone for how they were born.

(And then there's the awkward moment when someone takes an awkward moment and beats it into the ground instead of letting it go.)

soundninja12 · « **Reply #245 on:** September 18, 2011, 10:09:50 pm »

That awkward moment when the person you gawked at and were in love with from afar last year is one of your best friends this year and the idea of kissing her rivals the idea of snogging my siblings.

GregAtlas · « **Reply #246 on:** September 19, 2011, 06:58:53 pm »

That awkward moment when you give your shoes to your dad as a hand-me-down.

princessmoon · « **Reply #247 on:** September 20, 2011, 06:53:59 pm »

Quote from: GregAtlas on September 19, 2011, 06:58:53 pm

That awkward moment when you give your shoes to your dad as a hand-me-down.

^not too awkward. It occurs in my family.

There are four floors of elevator silence...

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #248 on:** October 04, 2011, 07:43:31 pm »

That awkward moment when you're 15 and you realize that you're more mature then most 20-something-year-olds you've met.

Romo · « **Reply #249 on:** October 04, 2011, 07:48:06 pm »

That awkward moment where someone asks for a well known video game villain, you say 'Sephiroth', and they stare at you blankly.

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