Author Topic: That Awkward Moment When... (Read 209110 times)

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #50 on:** May 30, 2011, 12:12:45 am »

The awkward moment when you're told that the bin you've been throwing your trash into for a couple days is actually supposed to be for recycling, and the trash is somewhere else..

Dubaby · « **Reply #51 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:26:39 am »

My work is just one giant akward event.... my coworkers like to ask me weird questions and often create ridiculous rumors, leading to some interesting chats.

- That akward moment when my coworkers ask me why I don't talk about my husband or wear my wedding ring. (I'm not married)

- When they all decide that the kid my friend came in with is my son, and the ensuing questions about teen pregnancy. (I don't have a kid)

- The hour long debate about why I'm asexual.... (because apparently that's the only reasonable explanation for why I'm single... wtf)

- Being cornered by my coworkers and asked why I'm losing weight if I'm pregnant, and if I'm anorexic. (Both false.)

- The extremely akward moments caused by my coworker who has decided I should have a baby, talks to me about pregnancy stuff, and asks me questions like what I'm looking for in a "baby daddy."

FML.....

DemonSpawn · « **Reply #52 on:** May 30, 2011, 11:21:13 am »

That awkward moment when you realize that you talk to yourself.... out loud... and use a variety of different voices. Packing and lack of sleep is making me crazy guys.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 30, 2011, 01:12:43 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on May 29, 2011, 07:39:31 pm

That awkward moment when you cut off all your hair and become mortal.

OH NOES!!!

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 30, 2011, 10:18:07 pm »

That awkward moment where you spend ten minutes debating whether or not to buy a Snivy Pokemon plushie and then when you finally turn a corner to look at something else, you hear a five year old talking to his mom about all the Pokemon stuff and what he should get so you hide behind the corner and glare at him, making sure he doesn't buy the Snivy.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #55 on:** June 01, 2011, 09:17:08 pm »

Quote from: Dubaby on May 30, 2011, 10:26:39 am

My work is just one giant akward event.... my coworkers like to ask me weird questions and often create ridiculous rumors, leading to some interesting chats.

- That akward moment when my coworkers ask me why I don't talk about my husband or wear my wedding ring. (I'm not married)

- When they all decide that the kid my friend came in with is my son, and the ensuing questions about teen pregnancy. (I don't have a kid)

- The hour long debate about why I'm asexual.... (because apparently that's the only reasonable explanation for why I'm single... wtf)

- Being cornered by my coworkers and asked why I'm losing weight if I'm pregnant, and if I'm anorexic. (Both false.)

- The extremely akward moments caused by my coworker who has decided I should have a baby, talks to me about pregnancy stuff, and asks me questions like what I'm looking for in a "baby daddy."

FML.....

Your coworkers are jerks D: Some of that stuff sounds pretty harrassment-y

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #56 on:** June 11, 2011, 10:45:48 pm »

That awkward moment when you feel uncomfortable personally asking your teacher to come over to your house to chill, and you spend lots of time just standing there next to them not really knowing what to say when you really just want to invite them over and can't get it out. ugh

Cassiopeia · « **Reply #57 on:** June 11, 2011, 10:48:18 pm »

Guys why is my life so awkward

flyinvee11 · « **Reply #58 on:** June 12, 2011, 12:25:56 am »

That awkward moment when someone tells you they like you and you're like, "Oh. Um....that's.....cute?"

Venusgate · « **Reply #59 on:** June 12, 2011, 02:52:15 am »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on May 28, 2011, 11:30:27 am

that awkward moment when your dad acts like a fangirl...

reminds me of a certain robot chicken... hmmm...

Quote from: agpgirl on May 29, 2011, 07:15:13 pm

That awkward moment at a Chinese restaurant and you don't know what the waitress is saying so you just look around the table and nod your head a lot .__.

That awkward moment when you have to ask for chopsticks at an Asian food restaurant...

That awkward moment when someone who you've tried to leave in the past asks you for your new phone number so they can call you...

That awkward moment when someone asks to see what you've been drawing/writing... before you've finished...

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #60 on:** June 12, 2011, 10:41:29 am »

That awkward moment when you come downstairs to see your mom playing your xbox and failing at it so all you can do is walk away to keep from exploding.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #61 on:** June 12, 2011, 12:24:45 pm »

Hey, your mom is cool for even trying that

That's awesome!

That awkward moment when you accidentally call the teacher "Mom".

DancingTofu · « **Reply #62 on:** June 12, 2011, 03:08:27 pm »

Quote from: flyinvee11 on June 12, 2011, 12:25:56 am

That awkward moment when someone tells you they like you and you're like, "Oh. Um....that's.....cute?"

That's what you get for being a sexy guitar man ;P

That awkward moment when you show up 4 hours late to a 5-hour-long party

That even more awkward moment when you show up 3 hours late for a 2-hour-long meeting

That extremely awkward moment when you show up for a class that happened yesterday

soundninja12 · « **Reply #63 on:** June 12, 2011, 05:10:51 pm »

That awkward moment when you're at a graduation party with the boy you went to prom with's family and they're convinced the two of you guys are going to get married and have babies. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I'm gay.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #64 on:** June 15, 2011, 07:21:21 pm »

That awkward moment when you realize you're going to be homeless in less than a month.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #65 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:22:17 pm »

That awkward moment when someone says something completely worrying and serious, and you want to post but don't really know what to say.

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #66 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:04:29 pm »

Quote from: lychee-twist on June 12, 2011, 12:24:45 pm

Hey, your mom is cool for even trying that That's awesome!

she is just so bad at it!! XD it physically hurts me.

That awkward moment when your brother is texting you and through the powers of deduction, you realize he is inside your house.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #67 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:45:08 pm »

That awkward moment that after having a bad day this happens: http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150214427627978&id=697312977&notif_t=feed_comment

lychee-twist · « **Reply #68 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:49:16 pm »

The awkward moment when a Facebook link doesn't work?

Venusgate · « **Reply #69 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:23:17 pm »

That awkward moment when you put a heap of hot steamy rice into your mouth, and your face blows up like a balloon until you cough and rice falls out your nose...

I have no experience with this

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #70 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:35:44 am »

That awkward moment when you head butt and someone on accedent reaching for a box of mac and chess in the store and relized it was some kid you bullied in junior high ...

@random · « **Reply #71 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:24:16 am »

Quote from: lychee-twist on June 15, 2011, 09:22:17 pm

That awkward moment when someone says something completely worrying and serious, and you want to post but don't really know what to say.

That awkward moment when someone points out something worrying and serious, and you wish you could help but you don't really know what to say either.

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #72 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:27:34 am »

The akward moment when someone calls you fat but they are bigger then you

Venusgate · « **Reply #73 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:21:19 pm »

That awkward moment when you show up to the cashier and all you needed to buy was a can of Raid, some fishing hooks, and corn on the cob. *poker face*

flyinvee11 · « **Reply #74 on:** June 16, 2011, 04:28:47 pm »

That awkward moment when you go to a fast food place, you're about to order, then you see someone coughing/sneezing/wiping their hands on their jeans in the kitchen and you're like, "Uh, nevermind. I'll make something at home, actually..."

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #75 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:34:21 pm »

That awkward moment when you're in the McDonald's drive through and you see they have Pokemon Happy Meal toys and you start yelling "MOM, THEY HAVE POKEMON TOYS IN THE HAPPY MEALS!! GET ME ONE!!! I NEED THE POKEMON TOYS!!!!!" and you're sure that the people on the other side of the intercom can hear you.

GUESS WHERE I'M GOING FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.

Mew*Haruko · « **Reply #76 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:43:57 pm »

That awkward moment when you crack a hilarious joke and everyone laughs, then someone makes a smart-alic comment and is a total buzzkill.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #77 on:** June 17, 2011, 07:53:22 am »

That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus

lychee-twist · « **Reply #78 on:** June 17, 2011, 11:03:06 am »

That awkward moment where you get a Bachelor's degree in Asian Art History and fail an Animation Art History class ><;;

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #79 on:** June 17, 2011, 03:37:26 pm »

Awjward moment is when you go to ask your mom something and relize its your uncel and not your mom standing there

DancingTofu · « **Reply #80 on:** June 18, 2011, 11:20:27 am »

That awkward moment when you text your friend to see if they want to hang out, then pass out 10 minutes later and wake up to a missed call and 3 unread text messages wondering whether you're still coming over

soundninja12 · « **Reply #81 on:** June 18, 2011, 08:11:56 pm »

That awkward moment when people that should definitely hate you, don't hate you even in the slightest, and people that shouldn't hate you at all, do.

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #82 on:** June 18, 2011, 08:51:09 pm »

Awjward moment when you are really mad at someone and want to yell at them and ask them why but theres to many people there to day it

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #83 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:18:37 am »

That awkward moment when someone you hated or don't don't even remember from elementary school say hi to you at the bus, and they most likely remember you because of your hair

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #84 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:24:36 am »

the akward moment when someone is ripping off someone else's original character

DancingTofu · « **Reply #85 on:** June 19, 2011, 01:00:45 pm »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on June 17, 2011, 07:53:22 am

That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus

Any time your computer tells you to download a specific anti-virus software program, it's a virus. No legitimate virus program will self-install, and any time you see ads for a virus program, it's probably not worth what it costs.

I currently run scans every couple days with MALWAREBYTE'S and AD-AWARE; if you install both of those, they both have functional free versions and neither one's a processor or RAM leech. Also, I've found that between the two of them they can find pretty much every virus you can catch and both have dynamic databases.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #86 on:** June 19, 2011, 01:05:35 pm »

The biggest virus going around right now gets downloaded from a pop-up that says "Windows Security" and is very nasty and convincing. I've gotten the pop up a couple of times myself, which is funny because I use a Mac. Anyways, so long as you don't click it at all, you should be alright.

When you do get it, it might not let you close your browser so be sure to Cntrl+Alt+Delete to go a user screen, click "Task Manager", and force quit your internet browser. If you're using a Mac, click the Apple icon in the upper left corner, click "Force Quit", and click the browser.

If anyone has any better suggestions, probably a good idea to start a new thread ^^;

That awkward moment where you're trying to be helpful and get off-topic.

Titus_Love_Doll · « **Reply #87 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:10:36 pm »

awake moment when they talk about the same virus that made your old computer die ... =.=

Dubaby · « **Reply #88 on:** June 19, 2011, 05:35:38 pm »

That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #89 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:50:55 pm »

that awkward moment when you're in the middle of asking your mom if she checked the mail when you realize its sunday.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #90 on:** June 19, 2011, 08:06:36 pm »

Quote from: DancingTofu on June 19, 2011, 01:00:45 pm

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on June 17, 2011, 07:53:22 am
That awkward moment when that "Anti-virus software" that you had just download because you thought your computer told you to was actually a virus
Any time your computer tells you to download a specific anti-virus software program, it's a virus. No legitimate virus program will self-install, and any time you see ads for a virus program, it's probably not worth what it costs.

I currently run scans every couple days with MALWAREBYTE'S and AD-AWARE; if you install both of those, they both have functional free versions and neither one's a processor or RAM leech. Also, I've found that between the two of them they can find pretty much every virus you can catch and both have dynamic databases.

Tanis had a guide on how to get rid of viruses, too. Also, Avast! is free and pretty awesome.

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #91 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:11:23 pm »

That awkward moment when you're trying to explain something to a friend and they just aren't getting it.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #92 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:36:38 pm »

Quote from: Dubaby on June 19, 2011, 05:35:38 pm

That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

The awesome moment when your friend of ten years comes to watch you do burlseque for the first time

I bet they appreciated it a lot, Dubaby.

Dubaby · « **Reply #93 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:23:34 am »

Quote from: lychee-twist on June 19, 2011, 11:36:38 pm

Quote from: Dubaby on June 19, 2011, 05:35:38 pm
That awkward moment when I see my friend I've known for ever 10 years in burlesque for the first time....

The awesome moment when your friend of ten years comes to watch you do burlseque for the first time
I bet they appreciated it a lot, Dubaby.

She started doing pin-up/burlesque modeling recently, so I didn't go to a show or anything, but she showed me all of her favorite pictures from her recent shoots. I'm happy she's doing something she likes, I just wasn't prepared for the few near nude shots mixed in. They looked awesome though! lol.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #94 on:** June 20, 2011, 01:03:47 pm »

Burlesque is something special. I saw a burlesque show once and loved it. It was so cheeky and fun.

The awkward moment where you're at work, and you have to tell a customer that their zipper is down.

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #95 on:** June 20, 2011, 01:07:09 pm »

the awkward moment when your talking to your dad and he jokingly says your abducted

soundninja12 · « **Reply #96 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:16:08 pm »

That awkward moment when your mouth is bleeding and your mom makes fun of you for making out with people :/

flyinvee11 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:31:42 pm »

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

Venusgate · « **Reply #98 on:** June 20, 2011, 10:55:50 pm »

Quote from: flyinvee11 on June 20, 2011, 02:31:42 pm

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

^this happens to me, but more often i think, "wow, I'm an a-hole," and chose to skip the thread

Black~Rose · « **Reply #99 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:55:02 pm »

That awkward moment when the cat you had for 3 years, thought was a girl, and named it Tifa turns out to actually be a neutered male cat and the vet had to dig around for a while to confirm it.

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