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Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #100 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:45:53 am »

the awkward moment when a cat is named tifa because he didn't have the balls.

Black~Rose I heart your cat just saying :3

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #101 on:** June 21, 2011, 06:26:30 pm »

Quote from: flyinvee11 on June 20, 2011, 02:31:42 pm

That awkward moment when someone posts, and you write up a HILARIOUS reply, but then you read it again and think "that's really not funny," so you erase it and type something else, but it isn't funny either, and eventually you just close the window instead of showing everyone how un-funny you are.

Yeah I did that about 5 seconds ago...

Black~Rose · « **Reply #102 on:** June 21, 2011, 08:28:22 pm »

That awkward moment when I realized I really should have named my cat Kadaj because since it is not female it can no longer be deemed an attention whore.. It is now a momma's boy because the only person's attention he really tries to get is mine most of the time.

DancingTofu · « **Reply #103 on:** June 21, 2011, 09:28:57 pm »

That awkward moment when you realize that the reason cute girls keep glancing at you is because you're dressed like a blind hobo.

Venusgate · « **Reply #104 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:18:58 pm »

That awkward moment when you pause a conversation because you have to sneeze... and it doesn't come out. Then like 10 seconds later you sneeze all over everyone.

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #105 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:30:04 pm »

the awkward moment when your trying to clip a cat's nails and they try to bite you and you call them an obscene name.

kit2kit · « **Reply #106 on:** June 22, 2011, 02:23:43 pm »

That awkward moment where your at your first con and you have your cousin with you on the 2nd day who doesnt have his badge yet so you walk up to a lady that you thought you recognized that worked at the reg table the day before to explain the situation but then it turns out they were just another regular con goer.

Raveen92 · « **Reply #107 on:** June 22, 2011, 05:12:24 pm »

that awkward moment when your hungry and walk into the kitchen and fugure out you don't want to eat.

Darknight2433 · « **Reply #108 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:28:59 pm »

The awkward moment when you want to post pictures on Facebook, but you can't, since you're doing something illegal.

:|

Black~Rose · « **Reply #109 on:** June 22, 2011, 09:47:25 pm »

Quote from: Darknight2433 on June 22, 2011, 09:28:59 pm

The awkward moment when you want to post pictures on Facebook, but you can't, since you're doing something illegal.

:|

hahahaha

KHking · « **Reply #110 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:45:32 am »

That awkward moment when your best friend is dating someone, and their mom asks them who initiated the relationship, and they have to answer "Zash". Way to go truth or dare.

soundninja12 · « **Reply #111 on:** June 23, 2011, 11:16:56 am »

That awkward moment when the person Zash was posting about was me xD

Tacosu · « **Reply #112 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:11:32 pm »

That awkward moment when you're at work, you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, and you start saying things to yourself like "The person you are trying to reach is currently working ..."

... and then you look up and realize there is somebody at the pastry case who likely heard the entire thing.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #113 on:** June 23, 2011, 12:26:05 pm »

The awkward moment when you are doing zumba for the wii and your mom comes in and starts talking to you while your trying to do it so you feel ridiculous and end up just hitting the pause button.

Dubaby · « **Reply #114 on:** June 23, 2011, 04:44:10 pm »

That awkward moment when a customer tells me I'm cute... and then asks me if I've ever considered "expertimenting" with a couple, as her and her boyfriend slide me their number with their cash.....

The situation started off flattering, and then quickly took a nose dive into awkward. They were a cute couple though so I'll still take the compliment. LoL.

Tobis A Good Boy · « **Reply #115 on:** June 23, 2011, 06:58:34 pm »

That awkward moment when you walk into the males bathroom on your first con and you quickly hide in the stall till the bathrooms empty again.

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #116 on:** June 24, 2011, 12:39:59 am »

That awkward moment when your older brother says he wants to got to Kumoricon with you some year and you start listing off a bunch of characters you want him to cosplays as.
[lets just say, we settled on Shaun from Shaun of the Dead XDDDD]

7thRingOfSkittles · « **Reply #117 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:04:26 pm »

That awkward moment when your screaming at the TV while playing video games, called it various obscenities and all around being weird... only to realize your mic is on.

Saki-the-cat · « **Reply #118 on:** June 24, 2011, 07:10:12 pm »

That awkward moment when you feel something crawling up your leg, then realize that it's just your pants.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #119 on:** June 24, 2011, 08:50:38 pm »

Quote from: Jacob_Blackfeather on June 21, 2011, 11:30:04 pm

the awkward moment when your trying to clip a cat's nails and they try to bite you and you call them an obscene name.

You should get some cute kitty nail caps!

That awkward moment when you're in an elevator, and you try to hold it in, but that fart just hisses out against your will.

Black~Rose · « **Reply #120 on:** June 24, 2011, 09:26:42 pm »

That awkward moment when your fat cat wants to jump on your lap and you don't want it to happen because you know it will hurt so you go to get up but he does it anyways and you just gotta help him out to lessen the damage to your leg.

Mew*Haruko · « **Reply #121 on:** June 25, 2011, 07:49:55 am »

That awkward moment when someone compliments your friends 'custom shoes' when your friend really STOLE the idea from you.

That awkward moment when your dad's girlfriend wants to argue about the dumbest things, then brings you into the ~~conversation~~ ARGUMENT by saying: "Oh yeah? Well your daughters hate me."
We wouldn't hate you as much if you didn't do that, you stupid b****

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #122 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:13:10 am »

I am sorry Mew, DAMN FRIENDS STEALING IDEAS!!! (I've had that happened before)

That awkward moment when your ex in 7th grade who was a womanizing jerk asks you out again only because when he asked everyone else out they turned him down.

@random · « **Reply #123 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:01:54 pm »

(Warning, horrible pun ahead)

Just an idea for how to handle Douchebag-kun, Wrath... tell him that you'll think about it, but you've got a friend named Helen Waite who he might want to ask out first. Feel free to elaborate on how cute she is, how she's his type, etc.

Then tell him that if he wants you to go out with him again, first he should "go to Helen Waite".

soundninja12 · « **Reply #124 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:44:20 pm »

^ Random, that is fantastic and I think I love you xD

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower and realize you forgot your towel D:

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #125 on:** June 25, 2011, 12:51:34 pm »

Quote from: randompvg on June 25, 2011, 12:01:54 pm

(Warning, horrible pun ahead)

Just an idea for how to handle Douchebag-kun, Wrath... tell him that you'll think about it, but you've got a friend named Helen Waite who he might want to ask out first. Feel free to elaborate on how cute she is, how she's his type, etc.

Then tell him that if he wants you to go out with him again, first he should "go to Helen Waite".

I haven't seen him in years, but I will keep this in mind. It was weird I was the first person he asked out at the school (on the like the 3rd day of school) and yet I was the 3rd biggest Loser of the school

Black~Rose · « **Reply #126 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:15:02 pm »

That awkward moment when Aerith runs into Sephiroth in the Lifestream

XD Sorry had to.

Jacob_Blackfeather · « **Reply #127 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:45:07 pm »

the awkward moment when you don't know what sex that character really is...

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #128 on:** June 25, 2011, 11:53:23 pm »

The awkward moment when you're friend is having a serious conversation with you and all you can do is relate it to Mass Effect to fully understand what they're saying.

@random · « **Reply #129 on:** June 26, 2011, 06:06:27 am »

Quote from: Black~Rose on June 25, 2011, 11:15:02 pm

That awkward moment when Aerith runs into Sephiroth in the Lifestream

XD Sorry had to.

ROFL!

Yeah, that's going to be awkward...

Blender · « **Reply #130 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:20:46 pm »

That awkward moment when the person you went to con with makes a bunch of new friends at con and they all completely ignore you and then they ditch you and leave you alone at your first con and you have no idea what to do so you walk around like and idiot.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #131 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:27:59 pm »

^ Jerks

Blender · « **Reply #132 on:** June 26, 2011, 12:32:31 pm »

Yeah...some people...

DancingTofu · « **Reply #133 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:55:05 pm »

That actually happened to me my first con...didn't take too long to just meet new people to chill with and I actually connected with someone at that con who has been one of my best friends since. Also, can't really blame my sister for ditching me to go do fun things because I was just hanging out in the game room playing DDR 90% of the time I was there.

That awkward moment when you get to the end of the month and you still don't have money for rent. :C

Tobis A Good Boy · « **Reply #134 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:18:43 pm »

That awkward moment when you get lost in the garage and can't find your way out for 2 hours and finally stalk a sephiroth cosplayer you met earlier till they tell you how to get out then spend another 30 minutes still trying to find your way out.

Also DancingTofu my little sister calls you mumbles from happy feet. XD

lychee-twist · « **Reply #135 on:** June 27, 2011, 07:58:43 pm »

That awkward moment where for the five months you've known your long-haired, beared boyfriend, he shows up at your doorstep having completely shaved and chopped all of his hair off without telling you.

I kissed him and felt like I was cheating. He looks soooo different!

Black~Rose · « **Reply #136 on:** June 27, 2011, 08:47:03 pm »

Quote from: lychee-twist on June 27, 2011, 07:58:43 pm

That awkward moment where for the five months you've known your long-haired, beared boyfriend, he shows up at your doorstep having completely shaved and chopped all of his hair off without telling you.

I kissed him and felt like I was cheating. He looks soooo different!

LMAO! I know what you mean, my boyfriend went a long time without shaving and when he finally did he looked sooo different.

lychee-twist · « **Reply #137 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:35:46 pm »

How long did it take you to get used to it?

That awkward moment when you have to ask fifteen times what someone's ordering at your work, and you just can't hear them.

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #138 on:** June 27, 2011, 11:46:49 pm »

that awkward moment when you're talking to a friend and you run out of things to say so you go back to saying "hey."

soundninja12 · « **Reply #139 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:00:38 am »

That awkward moment when you're watching 'The L Word' and your dad comes upstairs and seems convinced you're watching porn.

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #140 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:01:34 am »

That Awkward moment when a male straight friend won't stop talking about how hot our friend's drawing of her two male OC's having sexy times (also one is a shota and the seme's adoptive nephew) and then finds my innocent drawing of my two female OC's kissing

Tobis A Good Boy · « **Reply #141 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:14:32 pm »

That awkward moment when the elevator is so full you can't move and some lady and her husband try to get in and everyones yelling theres no room and they come into the elevator anyways.

Vexenification · « **Reply #142 on:** June 28, 2011, 07:34:27 pm »

That awkward moment when you start talking to your sister about a new manga that just came out, then having your mother jump in and know exactly what your talking about.

MiriaRose · « **Reply #143 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:01:02 am »

That awkward moment when you're in a lesbian relationship and your girlfriend says "What, assuming that all gay people have the same boy/girl archetype as we do?".

sandrobotticelli · « **Reply #144 on:** June 29, 2011, 12:16:06 am »

That awkward moment when someone gets mad at you because they find out you're straight. Sorry hon ^^;

Tobis A Good Boy · « **Reply #145 on:** June 29, 2011, 01:44:56 am »

That awkward moment when you stay the night at a friends house and they snuggle you in their sleep.

That awkward moment when some creepy guy start talking about his food channel on youtube outside of a convention. {Kumoricon 2009}

That awkward moment when a pastor is handing out bibles outside your school and refuses to give you one because you have only one earring on making him think your gay. {This year}

That awkward moment when your telling your friends about a nightmare you had about your dad and your brother in bed together and that cute guy you like walks passed hearing every word, comes back over to you and says "You have F***ed up dreams"

That awkward moment when its your first day of sophmore year and your friend says your scitzophrenic and you Yell "I am not scitzophrenic" And some guy turns around and knocks on your head. not seeing you friend who suddenly hid under the table and goes. "You sure?"

lol that should be good till tomorrow

{These are not made up just in case you guys are wondering O-o}

lychee-twist · « **Reply #146 on:** June 29, 2011, 01:08:35 pm »

Tobis, I really hope that the person who knocked you on your head was a complete stranger. XD

Tanuki19 · « **Reply #147 on:** June 29, 2011, 04:02:45 pm »

That awkward moment when you're half asleep and you ask your friend to hand you your phone but you just end up dropping it on their face and falling back asleep.

[Sorry, Birdo! XD hope that doesn't bruise]

lychee-twist · « **Reply #148 on:** June 29, 2011, 06:12:48 pm »

That awkward moment when you start making lattes in your dreams.

Spontaneous · « **Reply #149 on:** June 29, 2011, 08:53:26 pm »

That awkward moment when a hobo comes and sits next to you and your friends on a picnic bench and starts talking nonsense... :|

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