Author Topic: Kumoricon Quotes 2011 (Read 96038 times)

Lady In Red · « **Reply #50 on:** September 08, 2011, 06:57:08 pm »

When we were hanging outside the rave making ASDF references, some awesome lady went by and yelled

" DIE PATATO"
and we went:

"NOT TODAY!!"

It was fantastic! : 3

Awesome Lady, if you are out there reading this, you made out day!!

Raveen92 · « **Reply #51 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:09:22 pm »

Anything that Black star cosplayer yelled. . .

And also, the first round of the slightly anime dating game (all ages): "Let's play doctor!"

P.S. Someone tell me who that cosplayer is.

Raiphin · « **Reply #52 on:** September 08, 2011, 07:19:58 pm »

"So, which type is that one?"
-Guy who stayed through all three episodes of Uta blah blah Prince Maji Love 1000% and my semi-sensical narration thereof, asking which character archetype the new hot guy on screen represented. (Eccentric foreigner, I believe was the answer.)

Thanks for getting into the spirit of ridiculousness, that was awesome.

nerdtastic · « **Reply #53 on:** September 08, 2011, 08:17:01 pm »

When I was in line for the cosplay contest...

Maid, who was holding the door "Does my makeup look derpy?"

Myself, "No, but it looks herpy..." Uh....oh...wait a minute. *laughs*

conner44 · « **Reply #54 on:** September 09, 2011, 09:10:39 am »

"BLACK STARRRRRR!!!!!!"

dark4ever · « **Reply #55 on:** September 09, 2011, 04:29:43 pm »

Because I'm a freak, I wrote down pretty much everything I could.

http://hikaritheninja.deviantart.com/journal/44004635/

If you saw an Undertaker with a mini notebook, that would have been me 8D
Quotes cover opening ceremonies, Slightly Anime Dating Game (all ages), Oftenly Renamed Panel, Voice Acting Competition, Cosplay Contest, Anime Hunters Roast, Whose Line Is It Anyways 18+ panel, a little bit of cosplay chess and closing ceremonies

samcatlover · « **Reply #56 on:** September 09, 2011, 08:21:20 pm »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 06:45:49 pm

I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"

I was the maid!Prussia that got disowned. XD

Lady In Red · « **Reply #57 on:** September 09, 2011, 10:18:36 pm »

Quote from: ThiefKingsHier on September 08, 2011, 03:21:03 pm

I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword" -_-

I know, I was expecting more Kandas, but you were AMAZING, just to let you know! : )
D : I hope your throat gets better!

Mr Silmero · « **Reply #58 on:** September 10, 2011, 01:24:21 am »

Quote from: Tanuki19 on September 05, 2011, 06:23:15 pm

I was walking down the stairs at the Red Lion and a guy walking up the stairs said "Let me just shuffle over." Then i kind of whispered "Every day." Then he said "Every day I'm shufflin'!" and it made my day XDDDD

Yeah, that was me- Never thought something I said would make it to here!

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #59 on:** September 10, 2011, 10:21:28 am »

Quote from: samcatlover on September 09, 2011, 08:21:20 pm

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 06:45:49 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"

I was the maid!Prussia that got disowned. XD

YAY! I'm sorry Germania was sucha meanie

Taikei · « **Reply #60 on:** September 10, 2011, 08:43:05 pm »

Me: He kinda sounds like one of those seagull off of Finding Nemo. Bird! Bird! Bird!
Entire audience: MINEMINEMINEMINE
Me: God what have I done?

dark4ever · « **Reply #61 on:** September 11, 2011, 01:18:59 pm »

And I shall say it again

"Oh, hello God!"
"He's come for me!"

IrukaSensei · « **Reply #62 on:** September 13, 2011, 12:52:41 am »

Me and the Tenth Doctor cosplayer i made friends with, were hanging out in the park before the final fantasy shoot. Passed my number off to him, and said we'd meet later after my shift at lost and found was done. We met up and went to this nice cajun place. Had a drink like respectable adults.

Doctor: so many people just dont take the time to talk

Me: you are actually a really good Doctor cosplayer.

Doctor: really?

Me: yeah you have been completely oblivious to the fact that I have been hitting on you for the last three hours.

Doctor: What?!?

GregAtlas · « **Reply #63 on:** September 13, 2011, 04:13:13 am »

ROFL! I don't even know hardly anything about Dr. Who and I got that one. Question though: were you actually hitting on him or making it up?

IrukaSensei · « **Reply #64 on:** September 13, 2011, 12:16:49 pm »

I was actually hitting on him. XD

GregAtlas · « **Reply #65 on:** September 13, 2011, 03:38:16 pm »

XD

To be honest I would probably be oblivious too since I don't even know what it is like to hit on or be hit on. That is an awesome story though and probably made my month.

Jennyb33 · « **Reply #66 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:19:50 pm »

Ah, those Freudian Slips...

Me: *Staring at a Claude cosplayer walking to the Red Lion* Man, that is one sexy piece of man.... er, I meant stubborn jerk...
(Edited for profanity, and I was referring to the character, not the cosplayer him/herself. And ya know what? it sounds better with the profanity. Oh well.)

dark4ever · « **Reply #67 on:** September 13, 2011, 05:35:02 pm »

Oh, and my first run in with the Normies on the night of day zero (I was dressed as Female!Undertaker. Basically the Undertaker in a skirt)

Drunk: Is that your real hair?
Me: ...no.
Drunk: Are you sure?

EmAino · « **Reply #68 on:** September 13, 2011, 07:04:50 pm »

At the swap meet....

Me: (talking to my best friend, Ippy's, boyfriend) Chad, what can I trade you for Ippy?

Chad: (not even pausing to think) A ham sandwich.

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #69 on:** September 14, 2011, 01:04:04 pm »

Quote from: otakunobody on September 07, 2011, 07:06:50 pm

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 06:45:49 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?

I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 14, 2011, 02:56:51 pm »

Quote from: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 01:04:04 pm

Quote from: otakunobody on September 07, 2011, 07:06:50 pm
Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 07, 2011, 06:45:49 pm
I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"
All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?

I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-

Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?

Chan_Highwind · « **Reply #71 on:** September 14, 2011, 06:19:56 pm »

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 14, 2011, 02:56:51 pm

Quote from: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 01:04:04 pm
I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?

um.... not a clue... I didn't think I was THAT good... Maybe it's because I'm part French? I have no clue. Oo;;

damselle-xo · « **Reply #72 on:** September 15, 2011, 12:36:35 am »

From the 18+ Whose Line Is It Anyways Panel when they did the advice talkshow host game

"I have a rash, what do I do?"

Worst advice guy: "You take some sandpaper...."

*bursts of laughter*

"....AND YOU TEAR UP THAT S***"

ROFL

(about the mod edit) oh oops! So so so so so sorry!!! I guess not enough stars >.< I don't even swear just quoting, honestly!

_{(Modified inappropriate content per forum code of conduct. ~randompvg)}

Wrath-Chan19 · « **Reply #73 on:** September 15, 2011, 07:47:08 am »

Quote from: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 06:19:56 pm

Quote from: Wrath-Chan19 on September 14, 2011, 02:56:51 pm
Quote from: Chan_Highwind on September 14, 2011, 01:04:04 pm
I think she was America??? But i don't remember, the whole thing was a blur... Though...
"France, put your hand down."
"France, put your flowers down."
"France... put.. your chest down..." XD

A few others;

"France! Be with me!" "No!! that's MY France!" "no... mine!" "MINE!""MIINE!!" -forced to knees, rocks back and twiches hiddenly. "...tooooeeesss!!!!" hahaha...

I've never been a character before that was known, and it was AWESOME!

and by the way Germania... HE ASOCATES HIMSELF WITH ME! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ -coughcough-
Yeah I was America, the one with the red shirt.
-Sigh- chan why must you make such a good France?

um.... not a clue... I didn't think I was THAT good... Maybe it's because I'm part French? I have no clue. Oo;;

Maybe...But you are a good one

Drauska · « **Reply #74 on:** September 15, 2011, 08:43:35 am »

My favorite moment was in ester shore park during one of the big glomp circles. There was an older gentlemen and his wife watching and was just giggling so much cause from all the angst. Then he started taking pictures and wandering around the circle. And everytime someone would do the Guess What, What! Guess What, What He would just start giggling again. That was on Sunday afternoon.

KogaRyu · « **Reply #75 on:** September 25, 2011, 04:19:21 pm »

I think my favorite quote of the weekend was as that adorable Tokyo Mew Mew group was walking by.

I hear some girl shout to her friend. " Oh My God!!, Those are the children I want to Kidnap!!"

Hearing that and then watching one of the parents turn around to see who said it was pretty great.

otakunobody · « **Reply #76 on:** September 26, 2011, 02:53:27 am »

Another quote.Most of my favorites seem to come from day three.

"Where did waiter England go? Did she leave?"

Between the hetalia yaoi photoshoot and the rerun of it.They thought i'd ran off when i'd just gone to get a picture taken with someone who'd asked earlier ^^;;

Ozuchi-Kozuchi · « **Reply #77 on:** September 26, 2011, 06:33:14 pm »

Quote from: ThiefKingsHier on September 08, 2011, 03:21:03 pm

I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword" -_-

Is that why you wordlessly came up to me and patted my Timcampy? o_o

hawk222 · « **Reply #78 on:** September 28, 2011, 01:19:41 am »

From the KH 101 panel:

Audience member: "Riku! Did you get that miniskirt from Marly?"
Riku: "...I kinda just found it."

Riku: "I have a question: Vexen! How many replicas do I need?!"

Riku audience member: "Xemnas, is it true you're my dad? And Marly's my mom!"

Audience member: "Xemnas, why is the Nobody symbol... the way it is?"
Xemnas: "Axel... was actually in charge of that, not me."

Audience member: "How do you handle it when Larxene turns into a monster for a week each month?"
*Luxord's hood goes up, assumes a fetal position*

IrukaSensei · « **Reply #79 on:** October 09, 2011, 06:37:48 pm »

That was me! XD *Last comment on that list* XD *snickers*

Pixie · « **Reply #80 on:** January 17, 2012, 10:17:35 pm »

During Cosplay chess, I (cosplaying the legendary pokemon Jirachi) was a summon for the Ash Ketchum cosplayer (on the anime side of the board). He summoned me, I did a Hyper Beam, and that was the last time he summoned me...

Because the next person that summoned me Yuna. (on the video games side of the board)

And she summoned me, TO KILL ASH KETCHUM!
it basically went like this:

Me: you want to know why I've switched sides, Ash? Because I'll tell you why. YOU, Ash Ketchum, are an annoying, pathetic excuse for a Pokemon trainer who can't train his Pokemon for squat. You irritate me, you disgust me, you waste my time, abilities, and patience. I'm not going to take it anymore, so you can take that master ball and shove it!

Then I (pretend!) slapped him. He died by his own Pokemon, it was as though someone planned it!
I eventually learned that the audience couldn't make out what I had said, though. It sounded like shrieking.

hawk222 · « **Reply #81 on:** January 17, 2012, 11:10:15 pm »

Quote from: Pixie on January 17, 2012, 10:17:35 pm

During Cosplay chess, I (cosplaying the legendary pokemon Jirachi) was a summon for the Ash Ketchum cosplayer (on the anime side of the board). He summoned me, I did a Hyper Beam, and that was the last time he summoned me...

Because the next person that summoned me Yuna. (on the video games side of the board)

And she summoned me, TO KILL ASH KETCHUM!
it basically went like this:

Me: you want to know why I've switched sides, Ash? Because I'll tell you why. YOU, Ash Ketchum, are an annoying, pathetic excuse for a Pokemon trainer who can't train his Pokemon for squat. You irritate me, you disgust me, you waste my time, abilities, and patience. I'm not going to take it anymore, so you can take that master ball and shove it!

Then I (pretend!) slapped him. He died by his own Pokemon, it was as though someone planned it!
I eventually learned that the audience couldn't make out what I had said, though. It sounded like shrieking.

Aw, sad day! I was wondering what you'd said to him, though, and now I know! He really isn't a very good trainer at all... Maybe if you'd been "summoned" by Red instead...

Pixie · « **Reply #82 on:** February 06, 2012, 10:49:43 am »

^heck yes!! Red is a shining example of what the rest of the Pokemon trainer population will never be. (Mostly because they have no ambition) Red can summon me any day of the week, I wouldn't mind!

lover-of-the-pepsi · « **Reply #83 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:02:46 pm »

There was this old guy that came up to me while I was walking in the park......

Old guy: What on earth are you people doing out here?
Me: Um. Cosplay?
Old guy (he looked totally shocked): Oh my.
Me: Uh, do you know what cosplay is? it's-
Old guy: -what do you think you're doing? how old are you? where are your parents???

He went on to talk about how I was too young for this, and that it was indecent for all these people to be doing such a thing. To this day i'm still not sure what exactly he was talking about, or if he even understood what I was talking about.

lover-of-the-pepsi · « **Reply #84 on:** February 11, 2012, 10:09:17 pm »

Lol, I was also working one of my shifts in the videogaming room when some guy came up right next to me......

guy: Hi.
Me: um, hey. what's up?
guy: I need some help.
Me: oh, ok. What do you need help with?
guy: I'm having trouble with one of the gaming systems.....

We go over to the sytem, where he then starts telling me about the problem, and how he fixed it. He started doing some technobabble when.....

Me: Wait, so what's the problem? I mean, if you already fixed it.....
guy: oh. um.
guy: you smell good.
Me: I....see.....
Me: ......thanks. but, i gotta go, there's a line at the table.
guy: but there's a problem with the system.
Me: ......didn't you fix it?
guy: yeah.

At this point I just told him to find a new system if he kept having problems, and I went back to the table. It's funny to me now, but it was kind of a mean joke to play on me, and it was rude to the other people in line that were kept waiting.

Su Lu · « **Reply #85 on:** April 18, 2012, 08:14:24 pm »

one of my friends jokingly fake hit me and this person suddenly came cried: "No one hurts Chrona while I'm around!"

Washougal_Otaku · « **Reply #86 on:** April 19, 2012, 09:20:38 pm »

Quote from: KogaRyu on September 25, 2011, 04:19:21 pm

I think my favorite quote of the weekend was as that adorable Tokyo Mew Mew group was walking by.

I hear some girl shout to her friend. " Oh My God!!, Those are the children I want to Kidnap!!"

Hearing that and then watching one of the parents turn around to see who said it was pretty great.

Oh, man, I remember that! It was awesome, but did kind of scare me... XD

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #87 on:** May 19, 2012, 08:21:18 pm »

(At the Voice Actor's Panel)

Black Star Cosplayer (audience): YEAHSFASG!! (or some excited shout XD)

Todd: Wait a minute--was THAT BLACK STAR?

Black Star: YESS!!!!!!!!!

Todd:...You Asymmetrical piece of garbage...

Audience: (Cheering)

XD

otakunobody · « **Reply #88 on:** May 20, 2012, 01:42:01 pm »

On sunday my friend and I were participating in the huge glomp circle. Originally we were running separately but then she decided she wanted to run as a pair so I agreed. Well one of our turns she got to hug a Jareth from Labyrinth. Her reaction:

"OMG OMG OMG! I just hugged the Goblin King!" XD

CaptnPoptart · « **Reply #89 on:** May 21, 2012, 10:12:53 pm »

Quote from: dark4ever on September 09, 2011, 04:29:43 pm

Because I'm a freak, I wrote down pretty much everything I could.

http://hikaritheninja.deviantart.com/journal/44004635/

If you saw an Undertaker with a mini notebook, that would have been me 8D
Quotes cover opening ceremonies, Slightly Anime Dating Game (all ages), Oftenly Renamed Panel, Voice Acting Competition, Cosplay Contest, Anime Hunters Roast, Whose Line Is It Anyways 18+ panel, a little bit of cosplay chess and closing ceremonies

Oh my goshness the VA Contest...that was one of the bestest moments of Kumoricon <3

kalagei · « **Reply #90 on:** May 29, 2012, 04:44:29 am »

"Where did the reg line go?" -A con staffer 45 minutes after reg opened.

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