Kumoricon Quotes 2011

[Negima]

I come back from the dead to bring back an annual tradition.

Post comments, quotes, or conversations you heard while at the Con, be it your own or someone else's.

[Shi_no_Akuma]

"Now everyone's cosplaying from Team Fortress 2. TF2 was better before it became Free To Play. Now they're just selling merch through Steam sales." - Overheard while walking between the hotels after us squeeing over a Spy

"Trucy! Where are your panties? Show me your panties! Mine are riding up." - Girl creeping on the Trucy we were with

"Alright, you can be pervy, but please don't make rape jokes."
"-cheers from a third of the people there-" - The Hetalia photoshoot. Seriously, we <3 you all

[Chibachi Nero]

"Izaya, do the vroom vroom!" Some random girl said this every time she saw my friend's Izaya cosplay. It was kind of obnoxious tbh, as she always wanted her to repeat it and she kept asking for hugs (my friend hates touching strangers).

[TheWillRogers]

"Yeah Chair!!!!" - the guy next to me at the cosplay contest.

[reppy]

My favorite moment was when I was walking around in Esther Short Park.

I hear a tiny voice.

Girl: "You're so pretty!"

I turn my head to see where it came from, and I see it's a really cute little girl.

Her eyes go wide. o____o

Girl: "It's a guy! It's a guy! Mom, mom! It's a guy!"

Her mom seemed pretty embarrassed but I thought it was hilarious and cute. XD

[YouLikeRice]

I overheard this from an ordinary girl with her parents at the park, "Mommy, why are all the Halloween people here?"

Lol. She was so cute though.

[Romo]

I was walking out of the Hilton hotel to wait for my ride, and Kon comes out in his big mascot suit. A few minutes later a little boy and his mom (who aren't involved with the con) come out and the little boy goes "Mommy look it's a Pokemon!!!" It was so cute. xD

[Romo]

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[Chibachi Nero]

 A guy at the "Anime That Scarred Me For Life" panel came up and mentioned that he kept seeing girls and going "Oooh, she's cute, I wonder if....no, crap, yellow badge!" And then the guy leading the panel went, "Color-coded badges are not an accident!"

[Tanuki19]

I was walking down the stairs at the Red Lion and a guy walking up the stairs said "Let me just shuffle over." Then i kind of whispered "Every day." Then he said "Every day I'm shufflin'!" and it made my day XDDDD

Then there was the other time that my friend and i were sitting on a bench outside the hilton when a group of cosplayers in Football uniforms [I think they were from Eyesheild 21, but i'm not sure] walked past and one of the guys said to his team "If we shower together, we'll save water." and after they walked a little bit away, i turned to my friend, gave her a high five and said "AAAAWWWW YEEEAAAAH!"  really loudly then all the football cosplays broke out in laughter. XDDDDDD it was awesome.

[xxxchihiroxxx]

Overheard while in the park lounging around in my stars yoko cosplay:

"Mommy see their all princess's! That one there is Arial! Cause she has long red hair!"

it made me smile.

[HalcyonFour]

I was Sango, so as I was carrying around my hefty boomerang, some lady squealed at her children,

"Look, she's got a MOON!"

Hahahahaha!

Also, the very first round of the anime dating game: "Let's play doctor!"

REALLY?!!

[Saki-the-cat]

"Germany, i'm not doing anything for the next 24 hours, so will you touch my naughty bits~?"

Yep, Todd Haberkorn said that earlier.

[JRock]

Haha I got some!

"Do not pop my penis sword!" I had to say this multiple times to my brother when I gave him my balloon sword to him when I went to the bathroom.

"You are one sexy Pikachu!" Said to me by a passing Link cosplayer; made me laugh

"HUMAN TAZER!" I have no idea who this person was cosplaying, but every time the saw me, they'd giggle and call me that... it felt so, so right.

"Chairs get a lot of ass!" Yep. That was me during the cosplay contest. You're welcome.

[nikkiolie]

My favorite
"Cassie spread your legs more I can't reach your inner thighs"

[TomtheFanboy]

Random guy at Karaoke, "Have you heard Japanese dubstep? It sounds like this, 'KonichiWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!"


Zuko cosplayer "How should I pose for the picture?" Azula cosplayer "You should get down on the ground, WITH YOUR HONOR!"

[xxxchihiroxxx]

"We stole your girl and were trolling your panel."
from the whose line is it anyways 18+ when another panel came into troll.... so many lines from that panel.

[Chibiorochimaru]

"Save me cockblock" TT.TT. 
Me whining to my Ciel when several Grells troll'd us

[Man of the Public]

Kyle's roast of Zach.

I cant repeat it.

[xxxchihiroxxx]

Kyle's roast of Zach.

I cant repeat it.

Man I really hope theres footage of that panel.

[Negima]

This wasn't at the Con but at work.

"I saw the cartoon Dragonball.  Those guys were ripped, they burst into fire, and then they flew away.  I can understand why they were yelling since they were on fire."

[XigbarofRainier]

*Durring the Hetalia panel(under 18)*
America?: Germany! Japan's watching Porn!!!!
Japan:*innocently looking at GerIta doujinshi*

I loved that panel!!and that was a hysterical moment....

[izamor]

18+ Slightly Anime Dating Game (Creeper was a contestant)
50+ people: "Sssss...."

18+ Whose Line panel
"...And that's what the inside of a Furbie feels like!"

Turning the Tables with Chris Cason (What's an embarrassing story you've had?)
Chris: "You have a speedo?"
Me: "Four."
Chris: "Wait, so I ask if you have a speedo, and your immediate response is 'FOUR!?'"

[kayu1111]

My favorite is from Todd Haberkorn when he was reading yaoi manga aloud at the yaoi panel. He was improvising most of his lines, doing amusing voices and generally making it hilarious. At a part where the two characters are discussing their..."feelings" for each other, Todd says: "Look, I'm just gonna throw this out there, and if you don't like it, you can throw it right back. I want to be ON you."

Lordy, Todd, thank you for making me laugh so much at that panel.

[Shout]

Cosplay Chess had quite a couple for the memory books along with anything that came out of Statler and Waldorf's mouths. I remember one from Turning the Tables with Chris Cason specifically though.

Chris: "That's all of what life's downers are about: Poop, pee, and vomit."

[Neko_Chan]

My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!

[reppy]

I was walking down one of the streets in Vancouver and a guy turns around to ask me what is going on.

Me: It's an anime convention.

*man has look of confusion*

Me: Like, Japanese animation.  Also, video games and other things.  We dress up and visit panels.

*man is still looking seriously confused*

Me: It's a bunch of weirdos dressing up and being really weird.

Man: Oh, okay! Thanks!

[fleur_fraise]

From the infamous Tom Good:
"Don't worry, I'll photoshop the tears out."

[Negima]

My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!

Awwww, I missed you as Madoka?  That was the one cosplay pic of that group that I missed.

[Neko_Chan]

My roommates saw me posting about Kcon on my facebook but mispronoucned it as "kumericorn". So, my friends and I called it that the entire weekend.

A lot of people didn't recognize our Madoka group (its still not that well known I guess!) but the people who did know kept saying "Meguca is suffering" and other quotes from the Meguca parody and it totally made me laugh every time!

Awwww, I missed you as Madoka?  That was the one cosplay pic of that group that I missed.

Aw! Yeah, I didn't have my costume finished til Sunday afternoon haha. I'm probably going to wear it next year too, hopefully we'll have a lot more people then too!

[ironmonkey]

Her: "They were playing Death Glomp."

Me: "What?? DEATH GLOMP?"

Her: "No, I said 'guess what' not death glomp."

Me: "Aw, too bad, death glomp sounded kind of cool."

[Chandra Nalaar]

Random Vocaloid on the street: ASYMMETRICAL!

Two Death the Kid cosplayers at once: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Both then proceed to kneel to the ground in hilarious despair)

[Taikei]

"The cake is a spy!"

[MiriaRose]

"Pyro isn't a male or female: Pyro is the Space Core! The muffles are him trying to shout 'SPAAAACE!' and that's why he blows people back with his airblaster: He's trying to get them to space!" - The lovely MiriaRose

[chelseahavoc]

my group of hope, vanille and lightning:
person asking for photo "i dont think hopes head should be that close to vanilles..... yeah..."

[Shout]

Chris Cason: "If you were to die in an epic drawn-out battle, what would your last words be?"
Attendee: "This is what I did for a Klondike Bar..."

[otakunobody]

Random Germany on Day 3:"England looks d*mn sexy in a miniskirt!" Also the quote right before the first time this was said.
      "England put some d*mn clothes on!"~ Same Germany,yelled when I had my Haruhi fix my apron.  These two quotes made my day and made me feel so special. I love you,random Germany,for saying that.

[ironmonkey]

"Do you know where those panties have been?"

"Yes: getting thrown into people's faces!"

[Chibiorochimaru]

-During the over 18 Black Butler panel-
Audience member : "Ciel, what was Sebastian's recipe for the day? Did he cook you anything special?"
Ciel: "Oh it was just a panini....oh and cake....and cake.....chocolate cake....and...cookies..."

[Taikei]

(as America in the Hetalia World Meeting, I had stated that Obama had passed a new law that made every day friday..and sometime later...)

Germany: I don't want to be talking about global warming, and end up in a 30 minute conversation about Friday. I hate that stupid song, I don't know why Americans are so weird.

America(me): *Raises hand*

Germany: Yes America?

America(me): Well, every day is Friday now.

Germany: In Americ- *insert cracking up here*

[shanime_panda]

Random guys arguing about a Mai (avatar) cosplayer
"Oh look it's Ty Lee!"
"dude I'm pretty sure that's Mai"
"No, Mai is the one that does the acrobatics"

laughed pretty hard at that one. Then me and my friends proceeded to re-name every avatar character we could think of, a few being: Toph is the blind uncle, Azula is the last airbender, Zuko is the evil sister, Momo has the hair loopies, and Jet is totally the fire lord.


Also this is more of an inside joke than a quote, but we also decided that the train was like that one annoying friend who always had to tell everyone that he was here. "HEY GUYS!! GUUUUUUYSSSSSS I'M A TRAINNNNNNN LOOK AT ME I'M A TRAAAAAAIN GUYS IM HERE IM A  TRAAAAIN"

seriously that thing was annoying.

[Wrath-Chan19]

I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"

[otakunobody]

I really loved what Germania said at the Hetalia Yaoi photoshoot:
"Prussia get off your brother,"
"Prussia get off your cousin"
"Prussia what did I say about touching your cousin?"
"What kind of friends have you associated yourself with Prussia?"
"I disown you Prussia"
Also
"MANADA!"

All of the above! That Germania was awesome and made the whole shoot epic. Who were you at the shoot?

[Wrath-Chan19]

America with the red shirt,
She gave me her DA I've just been a tad bit too lazy to find her

[veraca]

Todd being Godzilla. *immitates his RAAAAWR and throwing fire and chewing on buildings* He just kept going and going!!! The Ditto with the Identity Crisis was GOLDEN!!!

The troll that came into the 18+, "we have your girl..." xD And then a certain pizza box with a certain appendage drawn on it. Shown to the girl and she fell down laughing hysterically. Basically died. And was shown it later in the panel, and she died again. And it was mentioned to her at Closing Ceremonies, and she died again on stage.

During the all ages of same panel, someone's asked what their mom does. "Counselor", "so you gotta encorporate counselling" -> enter farting gags and a serial killer xD Then the 18+, he asks me "Behavioral Health", he tries to not break out laughing and tells them. One starts screaming, another falls onto the floor, and Ally is trying to talk to one xD

Also walking through the halls once as Soul I hear, "Look! A miniature Soul!" *hangs head laughing*

Another was when a Sora and Roxas and I were walking to the Hilton and I started singing "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin, and these people in front of us JOIN US in singing xDDD It was a riot.

[fleur_fraise]

Random guys arguing about a Mai (avatar) cosplayer
"Oh look it's Ty Lee!"
"dude I'm pretty sure that's Mai"
"No, Mai is the one that does the acrobatics"

laughed pretty hard at that one. Then me and my friends proceeded to re-name every avatar character we could think of, a few being: Toph is the blind uncle, Azula is the last airbender, Zuko is the evil sister, Momo has the hair loopies, and Jet is totally the fire lord.


Also this is more of an inside joke than a quote, but we also decided that the train was like that one annoying friend who always had to tell everyone that he was here. "HEY GUYS!! GUUUUUUYSSSSSS I'M A TRAINNNNNNN LOOK AT ME I'M A TRAAAAAAIN GUYS IM HERE IM A  TRAAAAIN"

seriously that thing was annoying.

To add to this:
"I'M JUST ROLLING THE SANDWICHES"
~The poor guy working at the over-crowded Subway, confused and giving sandwiches to the wrong people.

[Tanuki19]

My friend and I as pikachu and raichu were waiting in line at subway when the guy in front of us turns around and then turns back says "Yeah, there's a pikachu behind us." to his friend.
Us: "There is ALWAYS a pikachu behind you!" XD

[Graz]

Best quote from Kumoricon about the dance parties: "I can't wait till its midnight so they will kick all the minors out. It's so much better when they leave because thats when there are moshpits and stage diving". The most hardcore thing I saw that broke out that night was a conga line. Sorry random little raver girl...

[reppy]

hahahahaha.  Actually, most of the concerts I go to . . it seems like it's the minors that do most of the stage diving and crazy stuff. xD

[ThiefKingsHier]

I was the ONLY Kanda oddly enough.

I got bored and started hitting mugen against teh ground. A splinter flew off of it and actually landed in my mouth. I somehow swallowed it cut my throat up sp badly I was coughing up blood and couldn't speak for a coupel days.

When my friend explaiend to others she summed it up as " He choked on his own sword"  -_-