Quotes of Kumoricon 2013 edition

[Negima]

Hey guys


Keeping the tradition alive once again.  The thread is for any quotes you heard and loved at Kumoricon.  Be they from a panel, out in the hall, overheard, between you and a friend, or mentioned by one of the poor clerks from the nearby restaurants, share them with us.

[iBubbleTeax3]

Oh my god, hanging out with the FREE! crew... I heard so many especially hanging out with the Mankoto for all three days.

1. Jessica Nigiri signed my speedos. (I don't know why, but this still makes me laugh and facepalm at the same time!)
AND ADDITION TO THE FIRST; "It's so round and shapely" - Jessica commenting on Makoto's butt.
2. Because you're "NAG"isa. (When I was nagging a Haruka to put her sling on :C )
3. My nipple is shining. (Makoto during the photoshoot as light was literally being aimed at his chest)
4. Rin shut up before I ship you back to the land down under, maybe they can fix your teeth. (From a Haruka too LOL)
5. Man, it was like Rin got bit by a were-shark.

[superjaz]

my brother "Damn!"
while how to word this...
 *head pounding smacking leg and other stuff someone does if really disapointed, because  he had just missed the walk on during cosplay contest, the woman from bleach, dressed as  Tier Harribel, and I let him know exactly what he missed.

[kit2kit]

"This weekend's con was brought to you by the number 4." (Ironically enough, 4, was very significant number to my group all weekend and it all led up to the closing ceremonies and their announcement about next year)

[MadMoai]

This happened in the line to the closing ceremonies, and I thought it was the best thing that happened all day 3.

Aki and I were standing in line about two people in front of Rat (Nezumi) and Shion from No. 6. Suddenly an Assassin's Creed cosplayer runs by with a fan, and waves it in Rat's face while shouting 'Fan service!' before running off. It took me a minute to getthat joke, but it ended up entertaining. But then the Fanservice cosplayer ran by again just as someone else was taking a picture of Rat and Shion. Without missing a beat, Rat leans in close to Shion and asks the photographer, "Did you want the other kind of fanservice?"

I laughed so hard.

[PockyReno]

"It's raining panties in China!!"


I'm not going to bother trying to explain this one.

[JaegerDarkness]

"You're not symmetrical." -- I love making Death The Kid wilt.

[garfieldelric]

"You're not symmetrical." -- I love making Death The Kid wilt.

That never gets old!

[garfieldelric]

Because I was wearing my Vancouver Canucks retro jersey and my BC Lions jersey, I cracked "Whoops! Wrong Vancouver!"

[nikkiolie]

"IT WAS 8 DOLLARS!" <--- that was my favorite

[Chibiorochimaru]

"I think I just ripped off half my eyebrow.....yep....there it goes..."

[hawk222]

"IT WAS 8 DOLLARS!" <--- that was my favorite

It was TWO of these! *holds up four fingers*

[veraca]

At the Cosplay Contest when little Jack Frost and Sailor Moon are upstaging those on stage, Zach goes "I just got 10 cavities" and then they do something else cute, "And there go the other 20."

[reppy]

"IT WAS 8 DOLLARS!" <--- that was my favorite

Was that about the Burgerville Labor Day special or something else?

[TurboSaiyanJason]

If you join the Glomp Circle now, you too can become...
 
"ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!"
 
Just had to throw that one in.

[Woodrat]

"ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!! ONE OF US!!!"

It was like listening to a cult. You'd watch someone try and escape and they'd get surrounded and drug back in.

[nikkiolie]

"IT WAS 8 DOLLARS!" <--- that was my favorite

Was that about the Burgerville Labor Day special or something else?

It was about a water pitcher full of 3 different types of booze....and it was $8 each >_>

[Raiphin]

On the last day I was walking with my friend back from the Red Lion and there were some of the rehab folks behind us and I heard the following from two equally gruff-sounding voices:

"What, have you been off holding hands with bikers?"
"Yeah! Where were you, wuss?"

And I felt a little better about life.

[Kimiski]

*In elevator*

Person A: "Are you going to so and so panel?"
Person B: "No, we have to go buy David a bra"

[CaptnPoptart]

During the Slightly Anime Dating Game panel..


*contestant pulls out a prop*
Someone in the audience: "IT'S SOOO LOOONG~!"


I was also in the glomp circle on Day 1 as Factory Dash and I shout "WHO WANTS TO GO ON A FIELD TRIP INSIDE MY RAINBOW FACTORY??" *this is a reference from the fanfic, for those whove read it* and one girl goes to hug me (she's probably 12) and says "YES! TAKE ME THERE AND KILL ME!"

[RoriLei]

"I WILL CHOP YOUR HEADS OFF!"

That was me making an Axe Cop reference while being a third wheel in my Female Zoro cosplay. I think that was after I heard my friend and her boyfriend call each other 'Darling'. I might have overreacted, but man, darling is such a gross and squishy word, especially after three days of hearing them endlessly calling each other 'hon'.

[JaegerDarkness]

"I WILL CHOP YOUR HEADS OFF!"

That was me making an Axe Cop reference while being a third wheel in my Female Zoro cosplay. I think that was after I heard my friend and her boyfriend call each other 'Darling'. I might have overreacted, but man, darling is such a gross and squishy word, especially after three days of hearing them endlessly calling each other 'hon'.

*reads your post and becomes queasy*

[reppy]

"IT WAS 8 DOLLARS!" <--- that was my favorite

Was that about the Burgerville Labor Day special or something else?

It was about a water pitcher full of 3 different types of booze....and it was $8 each >_>

Oh yeah, I remember you talking about that. XD

[Spongeekat]

My friends and I saw a really long line (which we later found out was the rave) stretching around the building, and curious as to what it was, we decided to stand in the back.

Joking around about what could be at the end, we ended up getting to:


"//At the front of the line after an hour// Is this Magical Girl Transformations 101?"
"No, that's the line over."
"GodDAMMIT."

[Lucien]

This happened in the line to the closing ceremonies, and I thought it was the best thing that happened all day 3.

Aki and I were standing in line about two people in front of Rat (Nezumi) and Shion from No. 6. Suddenly an Assassin's Creed cosplayer runs by with a fan, and waves it in Rat's face while shouting 'Fan service!' before running off. It took me a minute to getthat joke, but it ended up entertaining. But then the Fanservice cosplayer ran by again just as someone else was taking a picture of Rat and Shion. Without missing a beat, Rat leans in close to Shion and asks the photographer, "Did you want the other kind of fanservice?"

I laughed so hard.

So...
 That was me and my Shion XD

[Derpyrainbowshy]

(this was a dare and sort of an initiation) *goes up to a death the kid holding breasts* do these look symmetrical to you? 

1: uhhhhh


2: why yes. yes they do.


3: indeed


4: yes in both directions


5: yes! screw patty and liz! ur my new partner!

[MadMoai]

This happened in the line to the closing ceremonies, and I thought it was the best thing that happened all day 3.

Aki and I were standing in line about two people in front of Rat (Nezumi) and Shion from No. 6. Suddenly an Assassin's Creed cosplayer runs by with a fan, and waves it in Rat's face while shouting 'Fan service!' before running off. It took me a minute to getthat joke, but it ended up entertaining. But then the Fanservice cosplayer ran by again just as someone else was taking a picture of Rat and Shion. Without missing a beat, Rat leans in close to Shion and asks the photographer, "Did you want the other kind of fanservice?"

I laughed so hard.

So...
 That was me and my Shion XD

That's so awesome. Thanks so much for giving me (and my friend when I told them) a good laugh! (And for letting us get a picture of you on day 1, since we were all looking forward to some No. 6 at the convention.)

[Raveen92]

While walking around I saw five SGT. Frog cosplayers. I had watched the show before, and started naming while talking to them. The characters Keroro, Giroro, Kululu, Tamama, but I had forgotten the last guy's name off the top of my head. So I said, "Now who was that last guy?"

Ironically enough, Dororo's character has a running gag where everyone forgets about him and his name. So I passed it off as a joke once I remembered but it was fun.


Another incident happened during day two, I was leaving the Dealer's hall. I overheard a mother telling her red badge child to drink water because it was so hot. I myself was wearing Ouka of the Divine Fist Cosplay, bikini, fur upper chest, forearms, and feet, with a fur scarf. I had made a comment, "Oh my go, I am melting" and stuck my head in front of one of those large fans in the parking garage.

The Mother responded, "See how much she is wearing, and how hot she is? Go drink some water."

[JaegerDarkness]

This happened at the Cosplay Fashion Show.


Me: *gets on stage*
LadyRuna: And you are?
Me: I'm Shizuo Heiwajima and I'm looking for IZAYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *goes to center stage and poses, then gets off stage*
LadyRuna: Oh boy, I think Izaya's in trouble.


If you saw this occur, and noticed any mistakes in my recollection, please let me know.

[Z_Skie]

"You're adorable Seychel"   I don't know who said that but I was so happy being called adorable I was playing in the fountain at midnight while waiting for my friend who told me to wait and no wondering off