The accused: any retro-era video game protagonist (Link, Mario, Samus, etc.)
The accuser: said protagonist's archenemy (Ganon, Bowser, Ridley/Metroid representative) or any NPC
The accusation: HARRASMENT! Link's breaking every ceramic he finds, Mario is getting high and breaking into bowser's house (while peach has a restraining order on the junkie) and no metroid is safe from the psycho (ahem... bounty hunter) Samus Aran.