With the new Wreck-It Ralph 2 coming in November, I was looking to bring back my Fix-It Felix cosplay.
I had a funny skit idea in mind to accompany it.
Random crying candy-named girl wants to be a great racer like Vanillope, but her go-cart keeps falling apart.
Felix says "I can fix it!" and breaks out his gold hammer to patch it up.
She tries driving and the cart breaks apart again.
Felix pulls a golden sledge from offstage and says "it's getting fixed!" and tries again.
But the cart refuses to hold together.
Felix rolls his sleeves up and reaches for a golden jackhammer and cries "it-t-t-ts nev-v-v-v-ver getting-g-g-g unfix-x-x-x-x-xed!
The cart has a sleek finish to it. The girl thanks him with a big hug and drives off.
Felix gets a phone call. "Ralph made a bonus level with Goku and Superman?! I'll be right there!"
He runs over and drags a giant gleaming Hero's Duty Atomic Sledge across the stage.
Skit positions:Felix Jr. (Myself)
Candy Girl (open, name suggestions also open)
Hardware:cardboard cart
claw hammerfoam sledgehammerfoam jackhammerfoam Atomic Sledge
Any takers please PM me.