^ Is truly the King of Spam. He shall build a spamcastle in the beef-heart of Spamalot and marry the lovely Maid Spammion (who is, oddly enough, not made out of spam) and at their wedding he shall knight his Best Man: a chivalrous and courageous man of the King's Court, a mutilator of all the King's enemies, a loyal to-be-knight named Brawndo!!