^ He rhymes each line
but spam comes in cans
could write just fine
if he remembers the plans
his wish to say, all mine
he wants to be the man
but someone stole his thunder
he hopes to be the one you see
we hope he doesn't blunder
if not for him, but oh, for me
he tears his lines asunder
when will he charge a fee
everyone pays his share
all the market will bear