Author Topic: post something about the person above you game (Read 1756120 times)

jaybug · « **Reply #7050 on:** July 24, 2007, 08:24:08 pm »

^ has been transmogrified into a cabbit, on more than one occasion. If you see him, offer carrots, and see what happens?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7051 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:19:17 pm »

^ Crossbred carrots with radishes and, other than creating the most confusing vegetable ever, he also got many to believe he was selling them credit. With a name like Cradish, it was understandable.

jaybug · « **Reply #7052 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:25:14 pm »

^ Once had a neighbor, Jacob Cradish, kept talking about his dead wife who swore she saw witches. (Bewitched)

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7053 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:28:37 pm »

^ Has every episode of Bewitched recorded on VHS.

Kimiski · « **Reply #7054 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:45:24 pm »

^ Is Abyssy

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7055 on:** July 24, 2007, 10:46:36 pm »

^ Is the definition for 'Kimisky' in the Otaktionary.

jaybug · « **Reply #7056 on:** July 25, 2007, 04:31:07 pm »

^ The only cat's he's not allergic to are, drum roll please, Abyssinian!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7057 on:** July 25, 2007, 05:22:57 pm »

^ Got bit by the jaybug and, while he was hoping to become a wallcrawler, he actually just became a compulsive jaywalker.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7058 on:** July 25, 2007, 06:17:28 pm »

^ Took an IQ test once and it broke under the severe magnitude of his intellect!

jaybug · « **Reply #7059 on:** July 25, 2007, 06:31:50 pm »

^ Has upgraded his idea of randomness from 0's and 1's to favorite's and bests, with an odd mincemeat pi thrown in.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7060 on:** July 25, 2007, 07:18:40 pm »

^ Won the first and last Oregon Mincemeat Pie-Eating Contest.

Zetsu4200 · « **Reply #7061 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:00:47 pm »

^ wanted to compete but didn't have the stomach for it

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7062 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:02:45 pm »

^ Has three stomachs, imported from the cowfields and sitting in jars. Back-ups!

jaybug · « **Reply #7063 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:06:19 pm »

^ won a lifetime supply of TUMS, by entering a web contest. Only took him 2 hours to complete all forms. However is now inundated by 3,287 SPAM mails per day, average as of last week. The pile is growing as you read this. If only he could grow mushrooms in it.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7064 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:09:08 pm »

^ Grows mushrooms in swept up piles of hair from past haircuts.

jaybug · « **Reply #7065 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:14:48 pm »

^ charges money for plucking mushrooms growing in people's nose hairs.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7066 on:** July 25, 2007, 08:17:28 pm »

^ Suggested the idea to Dirty Jobs on Discovery Channel.

Prinz Eugen · « **Reply #7067 on:** July 25, 2007, 10:15:02 pm »

^
Watched an SF movie the night before, about a extreme deep-ocean research station and a submarine that accidentally dropped an armed nuclear warhead nearby...

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7068 on:** July 25, 2007, 11:01:43 pm »

^ Used to down Atomic Warheads just to see how intense a face he could make.

babysugarbear28 · « **Reply #7069 on:** July 26, 2007, 02:58:11 am »

^--- used to give people atomic wedgies for the heck of it

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7070 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:27:59 am »

^ Used to get atomic noogies while making atomic brownies.

Greyman · « **Reply #7071 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:59:59 am »

^ Has been atomized three times

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7072 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:07:33 am »

^ Will act as Tamaki-sama's teddy in the live action Ouran movie. XD

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #7073 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:32:03 am »

^ Is more kawaii that a basket of puppies.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7074 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:27:43 pm »

^ Changed his name to Derek Eegans Smith-Ulrich.....so his initials are now DESU!

jaybug · « **Reply #7075 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:30:29 pm »

^ Has moved to his new kingdom, Spamalot. I wonder if Robert Goulet or Richard Harris sings the song that his doorbell makes?

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7076 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:32:32 pm »

^ Slaps Eric Idle everytime he sings the Gay Animal song.

jaybug · « **Reply #7077 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:37:50 pm »

^ Had a role in Eric Idle's sci-fi book, the Road to Mars.

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7078 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:39:27 pm »

^ Wants to bum a ride on the Astronaut Farmer's home-made rocket.

jaybug · « **Reply #7079 on:** July 26, 2007, 06:41:55 pm »

^ siphoned off rocket fuel to deep fry his donuts in.

jaybug · « **Reply #7080 on:** July 26, 2007, 08:24:08 pm »

^ gargles with rocket fuel, when the cops stop by

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7081 on:** July 26, 2007, 09:09:55 pm »

^ is REALLY a rocket scientist. Really!!

jaybug · « **Reply #7082 on:** July 26, 2007, 10:30:58 pm »

^ She's so paranoid, she has her picture in the dictionary under the word!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7083 on:** July 26, 2007, 11:42:01 pm »

^ Chews tin foil to calm his nerves.

the_wind_the_sea · « **Reply #7084 on:** July 27, 2007, 11:42:44 am »

^Likes Xenosaga

superjaz · « **Reply #7085 on:** July 27, 2007, 12:54:50 pm »

likes sailor moon

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7086 on:** July 27, 2007, 04:58:16 pm »

^ Is Sailor Moon

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7087 on:** July 27, 2007, 06:32:54 pm »

^ Sacrifices smaller otakus to Lord Otaku whenever he feels like his fate is in jeopardy. The Naruto fanbase is dwindling as we speak!

Vondan · « **Reply #7088 on:** July 27, 2007, 06:42:00 pm »

^ Will summon Lord Otaku if I dont have any dark and gloomy gothy black leather things at the con

Greyman · « **Reply #7089 on:** July 28, 2007, 11:04:36 am »

^ Ate twelve bowls of ramen this morning

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7090 on:** July 28, 2007, 12:49:10 pm »

^ plans to kidnap greyman tonight.

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7091 on:** July 28, 2007, 09:35:37 pm »

^ has 10 cavities from eating too much cake. :x

jaybug · « **Reply #7092 on:** July 29, 2007, 04:12:58 pm »

^ it doesn't matter what he eats, it all goes to his head anyway!

EveofAbyss · « **Reply #7093 on:** July 29, 2007, 05:39:07 pm »

^ Carried a cake on his head once, but then it started raining! Good news, he didn't get wet......bad news, his hair was plastered with batter for the next three weeks.

jaybug · « **Reply #7094 on:** July 29, 2007, 06:07:35 pm »

^ dipped his hand in batter for deep fried fish, and then put it into the deep fat fryer, until it turned golden brown. Had a very hard time not biting the hand that feeds himself.

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7095 on:** July 31, 2007, 07:34:53 am »

^ suggested something Homer Simpson would do!

pieisexactlythree · « **Reply #7096 on:** July 31, 2007, 12:05:08 pm »

^ Wishes the Simpsons were his family.

superjaz · « **Reply #7097 on:** July 31, 2007, 01:27:37 pm »

^dosen't have it that bad
(i have a story that starts "because my older brother stole my wallet (with all the money i saved to see the cowboy bebop movie) I found out my best friend was dead)

totemo_oishii · « **Reply #7098 on:** July 31, 2007, 05:26:52 pm »

^ has an interesting new title. XD

babysugarbear28 · « **Reply #7099 on:** July 31, 2007, 09:36:09 pm »

^--- needs hugs from time to time

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