^ All around the country, coast to coast,
People always say "What do you like most?"
Doesn't like to brag, doesn't like to boast,
So they always tell them "I like toast."
YEAH TOAST!!! YEAH TOAST!!!
Gets up in the morning, around 6 am,
Has a little jelly, has a little jam,
Takes a piece of bread, puts it in the slot,
Pushes down on the lever so the wires'll get hot; makes toast.
YEAH TOAST!!! YEAH TOAST!!!
Knows that there's no secret to toasting perfection,
And there's a dial on the side for making a selection.
Pushes to the dark or light and then
If it pops out to soon, will push it down again; makes toast.
YEAH TOAST!!! YEAH TOAST!!!
When this person here drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with the bacon & eggs.
Must've been a genius, got it in their head,
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bad of bread; makes toast.
YEAH TOAST!!! YEAH TOAST!!!
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
Uh huh croissante vous a ver,
Maurice Chevalier Effeil Tower,
Oh oui Maria bagette Bon Soir,
FRENCH TOAST!!! FRENCH TOAST!!!
In Vancouver around Kumoricon...
YEAH TOAST!!!