3 word stories!

[Kimiski]

Whats with hats

[The Night Bringer]

They're for rats.

[Washougal_Otaku]

who dislike cats

[superjaz]

but not dogs

[Washougal_Otaku]

or rotting logs

[princessfrodo]

siad the mouse

[corpsic beauty]

in the house

[jaybug]

you're a louse!

[princessfrodo]

no more rhymes

[ambergen87]

please this time

[Negima]

here's an orange.

[the_wind_the_sea]

I don't want

[princessfrodo]

cried Darth Vader

[jaybug]

no more Pocky!

[The Night Bringer]

My eyes hurt

[Washougal_Otaku]

from this laughter

[princessfrodo]

of obsene disaster

[jaybug]

sex from rafters!

[princessfrodo]

screamed the Norweigen

[Pixie Stix]

purple monkey lady

[princessfrodo]

while throwing cats

[Negima]

yelling, "Haiphbi Agahaea!!"
(no it doesn't really mean anything)

[jaybug]

into the dark

[princessfrodo]

of the left

[jaybug]

now that's DARK!

[princessfrodo]

yelled the authoress

[jaybug]

suffering from writer's

[Kimiski]

extreme hand cramp

[princessfrodo]

and a hangover

[The Night Bringer]

damn dead lines

[princessfrodo]

they always sneak

[Washougal_Otaku]

around like burglars

[princessfrodo]

ninjaing in the

[Washougal_Otaku]

Pit of Dispair

[Waffles]

,sorrow of love

[Washougal_Otaku]

for Princess Buttercup

[Waffles]

and the trolly

[Washougal_Otaku]

from Ms. Molly

[Waffles]

, happy children flocked

[Washougal_Otaku]

around the TV

[princessfrodo]

danced the penguin

[Washougal_Otaku]

they call Oswald

[princessfrodo]

bearer of the

[Prince Nori]

sleepy toad crystals

[princessfrodo]

gnawed their way

[Negima]

through the vast

[babysugarbear28]

pile of petticoats

[MoonlightMistress]

while singing songs

[Waffles]

of happy tales.

[Vondan]

and flying whales