3 word stories!

[The Night Bringer]

caught on fire

[TomtheFanboy]

by bad grammar.

[The Night Bringer]

So he slayed

[Writer]

Grammar nazis. Unexpectedly[/size]

[jaybug]

no ovations given

[The Night Bringer]

most will weep

[totemo_oishii]

for their lost

[leashy]

kitty cat soup.

[Writer]

...but some won't.[/size]

[jaybug]

some have cat-toasts

[totemo_oishii]

and cat tarts

[Writer]

and baked beans[/size]

[jaybug]

Boston brand baked

[The Night Bringer]

which means trouble

[totemo_oishii]

in little tokyo

[The Night Bringer]

with all the

[TomtheFanboy]

illegible font choices

[jaybug]

making bean reading

[Writer]

screams in agony[/size]

[TomtheFanboy]

rang from the

[totemo_oishii]

deep depths of

[jaybug]

his irritated bowels

[leashy]

until all the

[jaybug]

Spam spumed spastically

[TomtheFanboy]

into the toilet.

[The Night Bringer]

Which was gross

[totemo_oishii]

and quite impolite

[TomtheFanboy]

for an officer

[jaybug]

commissioned in law

[Washougal_Otaku]

to do alone

[leashy]

so he bought

[Washougal_Otaku]

a cleaning lady

[Writer]

suddenly sprang forth[/size]

[Washougal_Otaku]

from the toilet

[jaybug]

port arms position

[Writer]

using kung-fu grip[/size]

[TomtheFanboy]

like a trained

[jaybug]

flying monkey of

[Writer]

the wicked witch[/size]

[jaybug]

of West Linn

[Writer]

. She then ran[/size]

[totemo_oishii]

off a cliff

[Writer]

and into the[/size]

[TomtheFanboy]

icy cold air

[Washougal_Otaku]

and flew away

[jaybug]

leaving no forwarding

[TomtheFanboy]

address. She dropped

[totemo_oishii]

her pet dinosaur

[Washougal_Otaku]

at Taco Bell

[jaybug]

mistaking the trash