3 word stories!

[jaybug]

fetch! and he

[Washougal_Otaku]

chased a ball

[Killer_Tofu]

all the way

[Killer_Tofu]

Then the convention

[Killer_Tofu]

they should ban

[Killer_Tofu]

small children from

[jaybug]

the judges chambers

[jaybug]

Michael Jackson finished

[totemo_oishii]

recording his new

[jaybug]

screams of the

[jaybug]

for more underwear

[Lit_of_Fey]

from the storeroom

[TomtheFanboy]

the lights blinked

[Runa]

and they saw

[superjaz]

a scary ham

[Washougal_Otaku]

that's not kosher

[Lit_of_Fey]

unless you are

[EveofAbyss]

equipped with an

[Lit_of_Fey]

anti-ham phaser

[EveofAbyss]

did this, they

[jaybug]

did not come

[kyonichi]

with the latest

[jaybug]

kosherizing programming, and

[Killer_Tofu]

the old program

[kyonichi]

didn't meet the

[jaybug]

OSHA specifications, so

[Kyuubi]

they had to

[jaybug]

fill out more

[Kyuubi]

paperwork to use

[Lit_of_Fey]

for their evil

[kyonichi]

pork processing plan.

[Lit_of_Fey]

All the little

[jaybug]

piggies typed and

[Lit_of_Fey]

shopped around the

[jaybug]

mall, but no

[EveofAbyss]

pocky was ever

[jaybug]

kosher for pork

[superjaz]

ham ham haz

[EveofAbyss]

which was even

[superjaz]

small for a

[leashy]

guy named Bill.

[~boogiepop~]

then unleashed the

[EveofAbyss]

ultimate limit break

[jaybug]

announcing their final

[jaybug]

anti-Pocky defamation forces

[TomtheFanboy]

in Central California.

[EveofAbyss]

An evil coalition

[jaybug]

chocolate layer cake

[Lit_of_Fey]

shonen of ichi

[jaybug]

scratchy fight club