3 word stories!

[jaybug]

But the puppy

[jaybug]

road and was

[Lit_of_Fey]

tragically eaten by

[jaybug]

the Hell Kitty

[Lit_of_Fey]

of ultimate tragedy.

[jaybug]

Resurrection would be

[totemo_oishii]

futile, but this

[jaybug]

priest wouldn't take

[EveofAbyss]

any mentos as

[jaybug]

the sacrement, but

[EveofAbyss]

he sure did

[EveofAbyss]

a quarter of

[leashy]

puppets really liked.

[TomtheFanboy]

The chibi dragon

[TomtheFanboy]

cosplaying her favorite

[EveofAbyss]

kuroneko known as

[EveofAbyss]

was constantly on

[Runa]

cancelled it immediately.

[Runa]

showing anime and

[jaybug]

the fans rioted

[totemo_oishii]

get enough of

[jaybug]

the talking heads

[jaybug]

rousing the rabble

[jaybug]

beat some people

[superjaz]

pretty prett princess

[superjaz]

saw the sun.

[jaybug]

to protect her

[superjaz]

spam spam spam

[superjaz]

said the spammer

[leashy]

while spamming more

[jaybug]

Spam than Spam

[EveofAbyss]

could stand to

[Washougal_Otaku]

eat some SPAM

[EveofAbyss]

if only that

[Washougal_Otaku]

fork was clean

[EveofAbyss]

and the dog

[Washougal_Otaku]

needs a bath

[EveofAbyss]

but who wants

[Washougal_Otaku]

to bathe him

[EveofAbyss]

when spam is

[Washougal_Otaku]

on his breath

[EveofAbyss]

Such an awful

[Washougal_Otaku]

way to die

[EveofAbyss]

but honourable? No!

[Washougal_Otaku]

Tis no seppuku!

[EveofAbyss]

rather like harakiri

[Washougal_Otaku]

The dog flees

[EveofAbyss]

to the other

[Washougal_Otaku]

side of the

[EveofAbyss]

country and begins